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[NotFromHere]

Proof that if you buy the discount boobs, you should keep them covered.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So what you're saying is, that you've never ever never bitched about the weather?

I'm saying that the reason we live here despite the fact that it sometimes gets quite cold is that we are not whiny little pussies.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm saying that the reason we live here despite the fact that it sometimes gets quite cold is that we are not whiny little pussies.

The pussies there are frozen. Frozen pussies can't whine.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The pussies there are frozen. Frozen pussies can't whine.

Any pussy--frozen or thawed--that is whining probably should go to a doctor. Or an exorcist.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.

Hell, that's got me beat. Sigh.

I thought I would have a serious case of name-drop-itis today, what with my buddy scoring floor seats to an honest-to-God NBA game this past weekend, here in the glittering City of Angels.

At first, I had high hopes for the occasion. Adult beverages brought to my chair, a rather close view of scantily clad cheerleaders, and the chance to see (within close proximity, perhaps??) Jack, Sly, Susan, or other potential star-fucking material?

The downside, though, is the fact that I haven't told you yet -- the single difference that makes all the ... uh ... difference. I was at the Staples Center, yes -- but for a Clippers game.*

Provided that you're not already a devoted fan, you notice that there's something faintly sad about attending a late-season game for a bottom-dwelling pro team, and especially so when the team shares the stadium with a competing team that's actually accomplished something in the last generation.

The beer tastes flatter. The fans look mildly ridiculous wandering around listlessly in team apparel that's so uncommon to show itself in public that here you feel like you've crashed the regular meeting of a sad and unloved cult.

From the crowd's reaction, you realize that the Clippers probably make half of their revenues from ticket sales to fans of visiting teams. Both teams on the floor phone it in until halfway through the 4th quarter, and you think you recognize several of the Clipper Spirit girls from that last trip to Vegas, down to the showgirl perfume and glitter.

Seeing Billy Crystal nearby helps for a moment, but only until you realize that he probably came up with the concept for Mr. Saturday Night watching these games. Time to hit the parking lot before the trickle of fans begins.

Gattigap


*Whew! Thank God this is an anonymous board!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm saying that the reason we live here despite the fact that it sometimes gets quite cold is that we are not whiny little pussies.

You go flower! Standing up all butch to nfh- THEN- SAME DAY- Anne reminds us she knows a male soccer player who has some heterosexual tendancies. Now if we could just get a story of a girl getting picked up in spin class. If that happens you should play the Lotto today.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Proof that if you buy the discount boobs, you should keep them covered.

Who is this lady in the tacky shirt? Looks like a refugee from Crazy Girls.

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.

You mean on line, right?

not7y(at least she didn't say queue)S

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is this lady in the tacky shirt? Looks like a refugee from Crazy Girls.

She's a desperate housewife. Whose racy commercial with TO received no fine today.

[Anarchocapitalist Man]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm saying that the reason we live here despite the fact that it sometimes gets quite cold is that we are not whiny little pussies.

Everyone has the right to make his own decisions, but none has the right to force his decision on others. Take that prettylittlepussy!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You shouldn't wait for a pearl?

Won't happen if the sand is being rejected.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.

You know that one Nelly song where he says "women in the Ford," but it sounds like "wimmin in d'For."

Well, for a long time I thought he was saying something about Willem Dafoe, and that Dafoe was popular with rappers in a Pacino/Scarface way.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by tmdiva
My order of preference:

Anwar
Bo
Nadia
Mario
Carrie
Scott
Constantine
Mikalah
Jessica
Anthony
Vonzell
Lindsey

Well, with Mario's departure this has to be adjusted some. Put Nikko between Anthony and Vonzell. I still don't think I'll vote for anyone below Scott.

tm

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You go flower! Standing up all butch to nfh-

Awwwwww yeeeaaaah! NFH will learn better than to fuck with the Mini Apple.

THEN- SAME DAY- Anne reminds us she knows a male soccer player who has some heterosexual tendancies.

True story: I'm playing co-ed soccer three weeks ago. I'm a bit out of position and a woman on the other team has me beat. So, I kind of trip her. But at the same time, I guess I feel bad so I reach down (because I am quite tall -- 6'4" on the internet) and try to grab her arms to break her fall. She starts yelling ("Hands off!"). I say that next time I will let her fall to the ground. She says: "Next time, don't grab my boobs." She gets angered when I start laughing at this response, and the referee explaining to her that any boob grabbing was clearly inadvertent does not calm her down. So I explain to her (because she is quite unattractive) that if she really thinks I was intentionally trying to grab her breasts, she has an unjustifiably high self opinion. Not that I am out there trying to grab the tits of attractive opposing players, but I am a bit offended that my attempt at chivalry has been turned against me. I now regret having been mean to this woman who was probably just reacting instinctively, but in the heat of the moment I guess I spoke out of turn. Anyhoo, proof that at least one woman in my league not only thinks I am straight but that I am actually a hetero pervert.

Now if we could just get a story of a girl getting picked up in spin class.

Uh, yeah, like that is going to happen.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That movie is fantastic - so long as you can suspend disbelief for long enough and ignore the fact that there are about 40 White Castles about 15 minutes from Hoboken

You're gonna need a better suspension than that for the cheetah scene alone.

H&K would have been improved exponentially if they had taken out the BattleShits scene and made the "Crazy on You" scene the full length of the song.