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04-25-2005, 06:17 PM
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#3241
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I would like a blow job.
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04-25-2005, 06:17 PM
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#3242
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Typically the cheaters seem to be male. However I recall one Dallas episode from some time ago (these are local shows, so Dallas has its Cheaters show, other markets create their own), in which the cheater was a woman and she was cheating on her guy with another woman. the confrontation happened just down the street from my apartment at the time, outside of one of the gay bars in town.
Before you ask, I have no idea why he chose to confront instead of just asking for the 3some.
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Oh please. Like Dallas would have gay bars. It is in TEXAS. You are so obviously making this up.
Carry on, though. Made-up works.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-25-2005, 06:18 PM
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#3243
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What are you talking about?
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I though it was pretty obvious that I was talking about my girthy penis. It wasn't like I was being subtle.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-25-2005, 06:19 PM
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#3244
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, I though it was pretty obvious that I was talking about my girthy penis. It wasn't like I was being subtle.
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Different tools for different jobs, sweetie.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-25-2005, 06:19 PM
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#3245
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would like a blow job.
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And?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-25-2005, 06:21 PM
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#3246
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No Rank For You!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would like a blow job.
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You're just going to have to go pay for one.
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You lying, cheating bastard, you.
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04-25-2005, 06:21 PM
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#3247
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Steaming Hot
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would like a blow job.
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That's interesting because when I read your post I was in fact nibbling on the end of my pen. |
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04-25-2005, 06:21 PM
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#3248
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
And?
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And an ice cold beer. |
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04-25-2005, 06:22 PM
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#3249
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And an ice cold beer.
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I love the feeling of the condensation dripping into my hair.
OK, not really.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-25-2005, 06:24 PM
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Costanza Redux
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's interesting because when I read your post I was in fact nibbling on the end of my pen.
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Shapey was IN THE POOL!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-25-2005, 06:24 PM
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#3251
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And an ice cold beer.
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So when is this divorce thing final? It's like you can read my mind.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-25-2005, 06:27 PM
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#3252
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And an ice cold beer.
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I would give anything for a beer right now. And some sushi. |
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04-25-2005, 06:28 PM
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#3253
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Typically the cheaters seem to be male. However I recall one Dallas episode from some time ago (these are local shows, so Dallas has its Cheaters show, other markets create their own), in which the cheater was a woman and she was cheating on her guy with another woman. the confrontation happened just down the street from my apartment at the time, outside of one of the gay bars in town.
Before you ask, I have no idea why he chose to confront instead of just asking for the 3some.
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One of my co-worker's brothers is going through this right now. Email snooping, and I think he hired a private detective. At some point he found her profile on a lesbian dating site, but he was still in denial over the whole thing until he caught her having phone sex with another woman.
I have no idea why she was shocked given that she's a prison guard.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 04-25-2005 at 06:31 PM..
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04-25-2005, 06:30 PM
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#3254
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's interesting because when I read your post I was in fact nibbling on the end of my pen.
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I did too! We should hook up.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-25-2005, 06:31 PM
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#3255
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would give anything for a beer right now. And some sushi.
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