Meh.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
[Mrs. Sebby is pregnant.]

The road more travelled. I really didn't think that was how you were going to handle your mid-life crisis.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
No shit. The amount of time and money our society expends to "educate" millions of kids for careers they can never pursue astounds me. This idea that we should all go to college is bullshit. I cannot believe how many kids the Academy of Art is allowed to rip off. Just because you think you are "called" to be a musician, actress, or artist does not mean you are any good at it. We should have A and O levels like England and stop deceiving the ditchdiggers of the world.

Ah, but then where would we get the idiot trash to write our lousy screenplays?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by LessinSF
We should have A and O levels like England and stop deceiving the ditchdiggers of the world.

Yes, that's the solution. We definitely need more uneducated people.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by LessinSF
The road more travelled. I really didn't think that was how you were going to handle your mid-life crisis.

OTOH, once Sebby finds himself actually wearing that argyle sweater-vest, Macallan neat in his hand, at the 19th Hole, exchanging information with his playing partners about the pros and cons of the new Volvo X70, the bitterness quotient of his posts will skyrocket.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You? Are? A? Parent?

he's fathered children. surely nothing more.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I am starting a blog. Do you to pre-order the T-shirt, or the coffee mug? We may also do mousepads.

I didn't pay close enough attention to the content of the proposed blog but any time a website is selling stuff the merchandise should include thongs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
The road more travelled. I really didn't think that was how you were going to handle your mid-life crisis.

Dude, I got terrifically lucky to get the chick I did. I'd be a huge liar to say a kid doesn't scare the shit out of me, but this is something I agreed to long ago. I can't go through life not knowing whether I should have had a kid. If I don't, it may drive me crazy later wondering "What If?"

I bitch a lot, but to be honest (shit, you know this), like Neil Young said when he was inducted into the Rock N Roll hall of fame, "People think I'm sad, but I'm allright... I've been riding in limousines for a long time" (except the limousine part).

Besides, I don't really have the handcuffs. My old lady's got a great gig. I might be able to work this into a gig where I could work from home and start writing again. I've got a headful of shitty screenplays to pitch and half-assed sophmoric blogs to pump out. If Judy Miller can garner respect for the pap she pukes, a few of my jackass analogies could pay the mortgage, no?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you only remember one thing from this whole discussion, it's this...never make a woman wait 15 minutes to pee.

Stupid lesbians - if they'd done this in the men's room, no one would have complained and they'd still have their jobs.

Speaking of lesbians, I saw Liz Phair last night (Hi Atticus!), and, although she is not lesbian, there was a pretty good contingent in the audience, and I have some comments:

1. You think the saggy jeans thing with a crooked baseball cap looks stupid enough on a 16 year-old boy? It ain't nothing compared to how it looks on a 20 year-old chick.

2. Half you lesbians ain't. If you are with a butch girl desparately trying so hard to look like a man, you are attracted to men. You may prefer women for other reasons, but if you had a dick, it would get hard for men.

3. If you realize you are a lesbian at 26, you ain't. You may be something in between, but you are not a died-in-the-wool lesbian by genetics. Again, if you had a dick, it would have spent high school gettting boners for dudes.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
(Good flick, btw.)

Coming from you, this no longer has any meaning.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.

My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!

And because she is, I just bought another hugeass SUV. Why you might ask? Because the one I have is getting up there in miles and the one I was offered was at a price I could not refuse. Its heavier than a tank and the way I see it, she will never get hurt in it during her often dangerous winter commute.

I wanted to write this yesterday in response to the convo regarding people buying cars to protect kids, but I bit my lip.

I just tired of biting. I had to cough this one up...

Stop lying. You were just waiting until paigow was gone.*

Oh yeah. I almost forgot. HOLY CRAP!

TM

*She'll find out, you know. She always does.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, that's the solution. We definitely need more uneducated people.

Oh, yes. We need more trash voting for myth teaching in public schools.

We have a deficit of stiff-upper-lippedness in this country. We need someone who ccan speak well to tell these idiot rubes, much like the British after they took over a new land, to start behaving like civilized peoples. We need somebody to say "You will not be teaching that crap because no matter how you offer it, its religion. And this is cience class." We need people to tell those goddamned unwashed Jesus Freaks that its rude, coarse, gutter behavior to go around bleating about whatever fucking religion you choose to follow. We need some fucking manners. Somebody has to just come out and call these imbeciles the idiots the intellectual savages they are. People are too afraid to call this debate what it is - a goddamned embarrassing spectacle of low bred jackasses abusing the courts and legislature. Its like watching a Voodoo Priestess argue with a surgeon about who's better suited to provide treatement to a sick man. I see little difference between the Kansas School Board and the Salem Witch Trial judges. Both small minded meddlers.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, yes. We need more trash voting for myth teaching in public schools.

We have a deficit of stiff-upper-lippedness in this country. We need someone who ccan speak well to tell these idiot rubes, much like the British after they took over a new land, to start behaving like civilized peoples. We need somebody to say "You will not be teaching that crap because no matter how you offer it, its religion. And this is cience class." We need people to tell those goddamned unwashed Jesus Freaks that its rude, coarse, gutter behavior to go around bleating about whatever fucking religion you choose to follow. We need some fucking manners. Somebody has to just come out and call these imbeciles the idiots and intellectual savages they are. People are too afraid to call this debate what it is - a gfoddamned embarrassing spectacle. Its like watching a Voodoo Priestess argue with a surgeon about who's better suited to provide treatement to a sick man.

Your post walks a fine line between whifferooski and sanity.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, I got terrifically lucky to get the chick I did. I'd be a huge liar to say a kid doesn't scare the shit out of me, but this is something I agreed to long ago. I can't go through life not knowing whether I should have had a kid. If I don't, it may drive me crazy later wondering "What If?"

I bitch a lot, but to be honest (shit, you know this), like Neil Young said when he was inducted into the Rock N Roll hall of fame, "People think I'm sad, but I'm allright... I've been riding in limousines for a long time" (except the limousine part).

Besides, I don't really have the handcuffs. My old lady's got a great gig. I might be able to work this into a gig where I could work from home and start writing again. I've got a headful of shitty screenplays to pitch and half-assed sophmoric blogs to pump out. If Judy Miller can garner respect for the pap she pukes, a few of my jackass analogies could pay the mortgage, no?

I don't know about Judy Miller, but if Frank Rich or Mo Dowd get paid to write, you will be rich, you will rule the world.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, I got terrifically lucky to get the chick I did. I'd be a huge liar to say a kid doesn't scare the shit out of me, but this is something I agreed to long ago. I can't go through life not knowing whether I should have had a kid. If I don't, it may drive me crazy later wondering "What If?"

I bitch a lot, but to be honest (shit, you know this), like Neil Young said when he was inducted into the Rock N Roll hall of fame, "People think I'm sad, but I'm allright... I've been riding in limousines for a long time" (except the limousine part).

Besides, I don't really have the handcuffs. My old lady's got a great gig. I might be able to work this into a gig where I could work from home and start writing again. I've got a headful of shitty screenplays to pitch and half-assed sophmoric blogs to pump out. If Judy Miller can garner respect for the pap she pukes, a few of my jackass analogies could pay the mortgage, no?

I see triplets:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=baby+beer/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12ed0m269/EXP=1131665690/*-http%3A//users.bestweb.net/~wes/forwards/images/babybeer.jpg[/IMG]

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you putting money aside for the kid's college, or does California still have free tuition?

That's what grandparents are for.