Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But if you order a 4 ft rug, aren't you likely to get one that's only 3 feet?

Are you confusing this with fringey's craigslist casual encounters?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Clearly, you didn't train at Friendly's.

ZING!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I was a waitress I tend to cut them a lot of slack. I am thinking more about it now and that is the only time I recall actually getting mad at a waitress.

Also I think one reason why I don't get mad at them is that they have control over what you eat and I remember some of the things we used to do to food of customers we didn't like.

I see. You're saying "getting mad" as in, displaying outward signs of anger. Got it.

I never show anger unless I've already decided to walk out or until it's time to give the tip.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I was a waitress I tend to cut them a lot of slack. I am thinking more about it now and that is the only time I recall actually getting mad at a waitress.

Also I think one reason why I don't get mad at them is that they have control over what you eat and I remember some of the things we used to do to food of customers we didn't like.

My husband doesn't get this. I tell him it's better to eat something than to send it back. Unless it's pure crap. You'll never know what you get the 2nd time.
I only worked in food service for 6 months but we did stuff you wouldn't want to know. Damn onion rings are elusive.

What's the worst thing you ever did?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My husband doesn't get this. I tell him it's better to eat something than to send it back. Unless it's pure crap. You'll never know what you get the 2nd time.
I only worked in food service for 6 months but we did stuff you wouldn't want to know. Damn onion rings are elusive.

What's the worst thing you ever did?

What is the universe of adulterating things that can be done to food? Shit, piss, cum, snot, blood, veneral disease ooze?

The only one that really concerns me is the last one, assuming the others aren't infectious with the STD cooties.

eta: ear wax.

reta: [outable] I once secretly put a toenail that fell off of a big toe on to someone's Big Mac. Not in a waiter-customer sense but in a friend treating another to a Big Mac sort of way. Do I rank?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What is the universe of adulterating things that can be done to food? Shit, piss, cum, snot, blood, veneral disease ooze?

The only one that really concerns me is the last one, assuming the others aren't infectious with the STD cooties.

eta: ear wax.

You no eata the pig, but you're okay with the Copper River Salmon in a shit, piss, cum, snot, and blood reduction?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You no eata the pig, but you're okay with the Copper River Salmon in a shit, piss, cum, snot, and blood reduction?

What Pinot is washing it down?

[tmdiva]

A, they don't come in close to my size.

B, wayyyyyy not me. But you two (bnb and NFH) haven't ever met me, so I guess it stands to reason.

A couple of other notes:

My mil is a Republican, but she's not THAT kind of Republican.

In Mo-dom, St. John Knits are the suits of choice for the upper echelon of wives of general authorities and presidencies of the auxiliaries. I.e., way older and more conservative than I am. Here's just one example:



Anyway. So a dressy suit in a style more my own would be one idea. Any others?

tm

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She used to be so gorgeous and so fresh faced. Now she looks like someone who has been quite literally ridden hard and put away wet. Luckily for most of us, when we went through that stage in life, no one was photographing us.

In unrelated news, I am totally annoyed.

My ex requested a while ago that my boyfriend not sleep in my house when the Braznette is there. Because I like him and I want us all to have a harmonious relationship, I've respected his wishes.

I am taking a family vacation and have asked the boyfriend to come along. He repsonded that he wouldn't come unless the ex was okay with it. I've asked the ex and he's basically ignoring the question.

Meanwhile, tickets get scarcer and more expensive.

(grumble)

Fuck your ex. You take care of the kid and that's a hard job. I'd tell anyone who dared tell me, as a primary caretaking parent who's doing nothing wrong in the least, how to run my house to go rub his knuckles in shit.

That's just my view, and I tend to be a bit strident. Buy your bf a ticket and have a good time.

BTW, you know the best way to ask the question you did... You don't leave it open ended. You say "If I don't hear from you to the contrary by 5:00 tomorrow, I'm taking the BF with me." That at least ensures you'll get the ugliness of telling the ex to mind his own business out of the way in 24 hrs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by tmdiva
A, they don't come in close to my size.

B, wayyyyyy not me. But you two (bnb and NFH) haven't ever met me, so I guess it stands to reason.

A couple of other notes:

My mil is a Republican, but she's not THAT kind of Republican.

In Mo-dom, St. John Knits are the suits of choice for the upper echelon of wives of general authorities and presidencies of the auxiliaries. I.e., way older and more conservative than I am. Here's just one example:



Anyway. So a dressy suit in a style more my own would be one idea. Any others?

tm

It appears to me from that photo they're the favored finery of cadavers.

God, I'm going to hate getting old and ugly.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I also am not allowed to view the Village Voice website. Adult content? My bullshit bingo card is filling up fast.

Step through the looking glass... it's nice here. You get freaked out for about 48 hours, then suddenly, its like life restarted. Like you've been asleep or sick for a long time and finally climbed out of it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this "pickle on the sandwich" bit is horse shit- it's defies reality- it might be sebby foder, but it is beneath you nfh.

the pickle that will come with oyur sandwich is a 1/4 pickle. one never gets sandwich slices with their sandwich, or at least not on the side. While I agree that a pickle that is sandwich-sliced can improve most any sandwich I'm afrain the 1/4 pickle you will get with your sandwich has little practical use going on your sandwich.

Horeshit is one word, or maybe it's Horseshits where you're from...

I agree the 1/4 pickle wedge is not optimal sandwich size, but the 1/4 is generally the best type of pickle. The thin sandwich sliced stuff is usually processed shit. Sometimes in life, you play the terrible cards you're dealt. You understand, having emerged (based on your descriptions of your childhood) from an urban version of a John Mellencamp song.

Sliced pickles... Hahvad learned you nothing.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by tmdiva
A, they don't come in close to my size.

B, wayyyyyy not me. But you two (bnb and NFH) haven't ever met me, so I guess it stands to reason.

A couple of other notes:

My mil is a Republican, but she's not THAT kind of Republican.

In Mo-dom, St. John Knits are the suits of choice for the upper echelon of wives of general authorities and presidencies of the auxiliaries. I.e., way older and more conservative than I am. Here's just one example:



Anyway. So a dressy suit in a style more my own would be one idea. Any others?

tm

I love my St. Johns suits. And my St. Johns tuxedo. And I think I look way sexier in them than that old broad.

There is a reason that Angelina Jolie is their current spokesmodel. It's to try to change the opinion folks like you have.

Go look at a St. Johns. You won't be sorry.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by tmdiva
So, my mil is being honored by her undergraduate institution as Alumna/us of the Year. There will be a big banquet in her honor, which we will be attending. What on earth should I wear? Anyone?

tm

Three triple vodkas.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck your ex. You take care of the kid and that's a hard job. I'd tell anyone who dared tell me, as a primary caretaking parent who's doing nothing wrong in the least, how to run my house to go rub his knuckles in shit.

That's just my view, and I tend to be a bit strident. Buy your bf a ticket and have a good time.

BTW, you know the best way to ask the question you did... You don't leave it open ended. You say "If I don't hear from you to the contrary by 5:00 tomorrow, I'm taking the BF with me." That at least ensures you'll get the ugliness of telling the ex to mind his own business out of the way in 24 hrs.

I do not want to fuck my ex. And I'd have done it your way had the bf not insisted.

He is a much better person than I. (sigh)