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10-29-2007, 07:27 PM
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#3241
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
We haven't hired anyone. Unbelievably, she's been doing this for free.
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I think the theory is that her display on this board may lead people such as bnb or me or whoever to send money.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-29-2007, 10:05 PM
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#3242
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
5. Most mostest pathetic--Thinking she's going to fuck your bald, 5'4 self if you get a 911.
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Damn it. Now I never can get divorced. |
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10-29-2007, 10:19 PM
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#3243
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But what kind of client tells his lawyer "hey, you want to tag team my girlfriend tonight?"
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Yeah, normally it is ABBA who asks that question.
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Boogers!
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10-30-2007, 03:37 AM
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#3244
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I first met Eva Silverstien when she showed up as a stripper/police woman at my roomies' b-day party, at Pennypacker.
She already had a Master's in physics and was just finishing her thesis for the PhD.
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10-30-2007, 03:41 AM
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#3245
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
7. Patheticistist -- Lusting after the 599 GTB Fiorano driven by a short bald dude who is not getting any from your Minivan.
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He was not bald. He looked quite distinguished.
He might have been short, however. It's hard to tell with a GT. |
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10-30-2007, 09:58 AM
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#3246
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,048
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Journey to the Center of the Universe
Looks like I may be in midtown later this week.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-30-2007, 10:02 AM
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#3247
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Journey to the Center of the Universe
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Looks like I may be in midtown later this week.
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Be careful crossing the streets. |
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10-30-2007, 10:19 AM
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#3248
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No, but I do have a college degree and I completed a year of law school. And even TM admits that I have nice hair.
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But not on your ass.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-30-2007, 10:20 AM
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#3249
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I mean the outside of my--
Fuck this. This is only going to get nauseating from here.
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Too late.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-30-2007, 10:25 AM
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#3250
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
8. Ultimately pathetic--Announcing to your Internet friends that you're going to ask the woman to marry you and coming back the next day to report that her response was "NFW, I was just fucking you because you drive a 911"
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I'm sorry, man. I would have sworn she really loved you just for being "you."
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-30-2007, 10:55 AM
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#3251
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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The Horns of a Dilemma
My kids go to two different schools, and tomorrow, each has his Halloween parade/party at the same time -- WHAT DO I DO?!? My cloning machine is broken!
I'm leaning towards "go to neither", but that seems like a bummer.
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10-30-2007, 11:00 AM
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#3252
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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The Horns of a Dilemma
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
My kids go to two different schools, and tomorrow, each has his Halloween parade/party at the same time -- WHAT DO I DO?!? My cloning machine is broken!
I'm leaning towards "go to neither", but that seems like a bummer.
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Have your husband take the day off and go to one, you go to the other. voila.
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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10-30-2007, 11:03 AM
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#3253
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The Horns of a Dilemma
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
My kids go to two different schools, and tomorrow, each has his Halloween parade/party at the same time -- WHAT DO I DO?!? My cloning machine is broken!
I'm leaning towards "go to neither", but that seems like a bummer.
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How far away from each other are the schools?
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10-30-2007, 11:03 AM
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#3254
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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The Horns of a Dilemma
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
My kids go to two different schools, and tomorrow, each has his Halloween parade/party at the same time -- WHAT DO I DO?!? My cloning machine is broken!
I'm leaning towards "go to neither", but that seems like a bummer.
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Which class has the better looking moms and teacher? you have sons, they'd accept that reason.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-30-2007, 11:04 AM
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#3255
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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The Horns of a Dilemma
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How far away from each other are the schools?
TM
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They're not far apart (less than a 10-minute drive), but the parades are at exactly the same time. |
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