Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[NotFromHere]

...has written a book!


Here's an excerpt...On American Idol, I have only ever said whatever I’m thinking at the time. That’s the only way I can describe what I’m doing. My statements are genuine. Nothing is rehearsed. When a woman walks in to audition, I might think, “God, she’s ugly.”
And this, as luck would have it, is the one show on television where I can actually say, “God, you’re ugly.”

Inside, helpful tips on how you can become a STAR!!!!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
...has written a book!


Here's an excerpt...On American Idol, I have only ever said whatever I’m thinking at the time. That’s the only way I can describe what I’m doing. My statements are genuine. Nothing is rehearsed. When a woman walks in to audition, I might think, “God, she’s ugly.”
And this, as luck would have it, is the one show on television where I can actually say, “God, you’re ugly.”

Inside, helpful tips on how you can become a STAR!!!!

I, for one, cannot wait to see how TM responds to this.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I, for one, cannot wait to see how TM responds to this.

"You have learned well, grasshopper"?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Smack talkin'

TM

A Larry Legend story that I should spread around more. This one came directly from Sean Kemp's mouth and has been corroborated by a friend and said friend's mom, who both were there when Kemp told the story.

Kemp is a rookie (19?). He played HS ball in northern Indiana. It's his first time at the Garden. Coach has told him he's guarding Bird. Sean walks out to center court to shake Bird's hand. Bird slaps it away and says: "I'm the baddest motherfucker to ever come out of Indiana and don't you ever forget it."

First possession, Kemp blocks Bird's shot. Bird, enraged, rolls off a triple double (or something of that nature). Kemp tells friend and mom: "He was unstoppable. There was nothing I could do."

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A Larry Legend story that I should spread around more. This one came directly from Sean Kemp's mouth and has been collaborated by a friend and said friend's mom, who both were there when Kemp told the story.

You mean corraborated? Maybe you shoudl spend a little less time hating women and some more time on your vocabulary lessons? I am not inferring anything here btw.

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
Nothing wrong with being patriotic, but it gets funny sometimes, like the other night when Mathew Barnaby jumped Owen Nolan and Nolan was winning

Truly you lie.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


I have only ever said whatever I’m thinking at the time. That’s the only way I can describe what I’m doing. My statements are genuine. Nothing is rehearsed. When a woman walks in to audition, I might think, “God, she’s ugly.”
And this, as luck would have it, is the one show on television where I can actually say, “God, you’re ugly.”

I guess the only difference between the two of us (besides the looks and accent) are that I'm doing it for free.

God, PJ's ugly.

TM

Edited to add: After reading this, "I, for one, cannot wait to see how TM responds to this," this post will be a bigger let down than I anticipated.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You mean corraborated?

Yes, that's what I meant. Ironic coming from you though.

Maybe we'll all let you in on the joke sometime...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A Larry Legend story that I should spread around more. This one came directly from Sean Kemp's mouth and has been corroborated by a friend and said friend's mom, who both were there when Kemp told the story.

Kemp is a rookie (19?). He played HS ball in northern Indiana. It's his first time at the Garden. Coach has told him he's guarding Bird. Sean walks out to center court to shake Bird's hand. Bird slaps it away and says: "I'm the baddest motherfucker to ever come out of Indiana and don't you ever forget it."

First possession, Kemp blocks Bird's shot. Bird, enraged, rolls off a triple double (or something of that nature). Kemp tells friend and mom: "He was unstoppable. There was nothing I could do."

So Kemp decided to beat him in the "having kids with different women and refusing to support any of them" contest. Who's the baddest motherfucker now, Mr. Take-Care-of-Your-Family-Bird?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So Kemp decided to beat him in the "having kids with different women and refusing to support any of them" contest. Who's the baddest motherfucker now, Mr. Take-Care-of-Your-Family-Bird?

TM

I'm not sure Kemp won that one either. Some of Penske's kids are Bird's.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
First possession, Kemp blocks Bird's shot. Bird, enraged, rolls off a triple double (or something of that nature). Kemp tells friend and mom: "He was unstoppable. There was nothing I could do."

Before the Three Point Contest, Bird walked into the locker room and said, Which of y'all is playing for second? He also used to call Detlef Schrempf "Deltlef" just for the hell of it.

[Pretty Little Flower]

With the addition of ltl/fb's bird flipping kitty, we are reaching a critical mass of cute kitty avatars. It is the dawn of a new era on the New Fashion Board thread of the The Fashionable forum found in the General Discussion section of the LawTalk Forums. Soon, it will be a requirement that all posters have a fluffy adorable widdle kitty as an avatar. And we'll prance about and play with yarn and hang off of tree branches (inspiring yells of "Hang in there!") and be snipers and chase our tails and flip people off and do all the cute funny things that fluffy widdle kitties do! Oh look, there is an avatar of a kitty asleep in the paws of a big menacing dog! Too cute!!!! Hey, there is an avatar of a kitty that, belying it's cute kitty image, has a bottle of beer in one furry widdle paw and a cigarette hanging out of its cute widdle kitty mouth!!!! What a juxtaposition!!! It is almost as if the word "Yay!" is inadequate to sum up the destructive tidal wave of good feeling washing over the New Fashion Board thread of the The Fashionable forum found in the General Discussion section of the LawTalk Forums right now.

Almost.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, that's what I meant. Ironic coming from you though.

Maybe we'll all let you in on the joke sometime...

Who is "we"? Everyone who isnt a member of the Association of Unwed Ladies In Their Thirties? We aren't a very humorous group, given our despondent situation- never to feel the kiss of a 28 yo midwestern lawyer between our legs again, so we might not find the joke so humorous. However, a nice hairnet really does brighten our bleak days.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
smack

When I was a little kid and would throw temper tantrums, my dad would sometimes just sit there and look at me until I ran out of steam and then say "is that all you got George? Is that it?" or something like that. It would usually make me giggle and I would say "my name's not George" and I wouldn't be mad anymore (he is a very patient person).

I thought it was our own daddy-daughter thing until I found out Muhammed Ali said it to George Foreman after the rope a dope. I think George Foreman said later on that it was all he got.* Ali was a consummate trash talker.

Anyway, it's still a good expression. Especially good to use if you are in bed with a guy and he comes very quickly. Only if he has a sense of humor. Or if you want to make him feel crappy.


*I could be wrong. As evidenced before, I don't know much about boxing.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
With the addition of ltl/fb's bird flipping kitty, we are reaching a critical mass of cute kitty avatars. It is the dawn of a new era on the New Fashion Board thread of the The Fashionable forum found in the General Discussion section of the LawTalk Forums. Soon, it will be a requirement that all posters have a fluffy adorable widdle kitty as an avatar. And we'll prance about and play with yarn and hang off of tree branches (inspiring yells of "Hang in there!") and be snipers and chase our tails and flip people off and do all the cute funny things that fluffy widdle kitties do! Oh look, there is an avatar of a kitty asleep in the paws of a big menacing dog! Too cute!!!! Hey, there is an avatar of a kitty that, belying it's cute kitty image, has a bottle of beer in one furry widdle paw and a cigarette hanging out of its cute widdle kitty mouth!!!! What a juxtaposition!!! It is almost as if the word "Yay!" is inadequate to sum up the destructive tidal wave of good feeling washing over the New Fashion Board thread of the The Fashionable forum found in the General Discussion section of the LawTalk Forums right now.

Almost.

I am open to suggestions. I'm afraid a clause (tee hee) in my contract forbids me from appearing with beer or cigarettes, but otherwise I'm flexible.