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ABBAKiss · 03-26-2004, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Alex, I was just thinking that your avatar is one of the few on the board the sight of which immediately purges any randy thought from my head. Could you pretty please with brown sugar on top get a new avatar that doesn't inspire me to gag?

Did you get your Playboy fit taken care of?

bold_n_brazen · 03-26-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Alex, I was just thinking that your avatar is one of the few on the board the sight of which immediately purges any randy thought from my head. Could you pretty please with brown sugar on top get a new avatar that doesn't inspire me to gag?

Sunny, I was just thinking that your persona is one of the few on the board the sight of which immediately makes me rush to my vomitorium. Could you pretty please with brown sugar on top get a new personality that doesn't inspire me to gag?

sunnybunny · 03-26-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
After 5 minutes of deep thought (ouch!), I have come up with the following list of people I would like to look like:

Elle MacPherson (I'm sure many people wish I looked like her...)
Helena Christiansen (that model chick)
Joan Severance (I don't even know why she's famous; she may be a model.)
Sela Ward (who kind of reminds me of Joan Severance)
Juliet Binoche

I see something of a trend here -- but Elle breaks the mold (and how!)

All beautiful women, but you wouldn't want Binoche's cankles...just a warning to you...since from your past Earl Jean wearing and sporting pursuits, I know you must have lean, mean legs....don't trade them....

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-26-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Why do some breast implants feel like rocks, while others feel relatively normal? Do they fill them up like a tire, and sometimes just get overenthused?

Good questions. Bilmore's answer about the scar tissue is correct. Also, there is the whole saline/silicone thing. And the overfilling thing.

Saline feels less natural than silicone. If you get a saline implant over the muscle that is overfilled, it is going to feel much harder than a silicone implant under the muscle that is not overfilled. Add in the scar tissue problem and the implant could get very hard. Unfortunately, you can't get a silicone implant in this country unless you fit into certain specific categories and participate in a medical study, so most new implants these days are saline.

Not that I have looked into this, of course.

NotFromHere · 03-26-2004, 03:22 PM

When I went to law school, women made up over 50% of the admissions. I don't see doctor or lawyer on this list. I thought we would be well on the way to catching up by now. And those salaries. Sheesh.

20 leading occupations of women

Occupation Percent of women Median weekly earnings

Secretaries 98.7% $496
Receptionists 97.0% $429
Registered nurses 91.9% $870
Bookkeepers, accounting and auditing clerks 91.8% $500
Nursing aides, orderlies and attendants 89.5% $367
General office clerks 83.4% $474
Elementary school teachers 82.2% $750
Managers, medicine and health 76.9% $750
Cashiers 74.7% $307
Social workers 73.4% $632
Investigators and adjusters, except insurance 74.4% $495
Waiters and waitresses 70.7% $311
Administrators, education and related fields 62.3% $832
Accountants and auditors 59.8% $734
Secondary school teachers 56.3% $767
Retail and sales workers, including cashiers 54.1% $326
Managers, food and lodging establishments 47.2% $517
Sales supervisors and proprietors 39.8% $507
Cooks, except short order 34.8% $303
Janitors and cleaners 30.4% $336

sunnybunny · 03-26-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sunny, I was just thinking that your persona is one of the few on the board the sight of which immediately makes me rush to my vomitorium. Could you pretty please with brown sugar on top get a new personality that doesn't inspire me to gag?

Um, I hear what you're saying, and I'll take it under advisement, but I don't think I'm going to be developing a new personality anytime soon, and besides, a good vomit or two would probably do you some good, fatty.

leagleaze · 03-26-2004, 03:28 PM

Goodness a burn from BnB and a good burn right on back from Sunny.

Will BnB hit it back over the net?

Oh brave new board that has such women on it.

Happy Friday!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-26-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That sounds like an excellent topping for jello or pudding or some other Kraft specialty designed to follow a Skillet Sensations dinner.

Cleanse your palate of Beefaroni with Sugartastic Whiff Squeeze?

Sounds great. I'm in.

robustpuppy · 03-26-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
When I went to law school, women made up over 50% of the admissions. I don't see doctor or lawyer on this list. I thought we would be well on the way to catching up by now. And those salaries. Sheesh.

20 leading occupations of women

Occupation Percent of women Median weekly earnings

Waiters and waitresses 70.7% $311

How does a woman become a waiter rather than a waitress? Does it depend on her employer's attitude toward gender neutrality in titles, or her own? And does being a female waiter pay better than being a waitress of either gender?

And as long as I'm here, seems the top of the middle column should not read "percent of women," but rather, "percent women." This is only one reason to question the accuracy of the title of this list.

bold_n_brazen · 03-26-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Goodness a burn from BnB and a good burn right on back from Sunny.

Will BnB hit it back over the net?

Oh brave new board that has such women on it.

Happy Friday!

So calling me a fatty qualifies as a "good burn"?

I'm afraid I disagree. We'll have to go to Thurgreed for a ruling...

Alex_de_Large · 03-26-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Alex, I was just thinking that your avatar is one of the few on the board the sight of which immediately purges any randy thought from my head. Could you pretty please with brown sugar on top get a new avatar that doesn't inspire me to gag?

Frankly, that alone is reason to leave it up. Of couse, there's nothing a good blow job couldn't cure...

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-26-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That guy is a tool, but he has been with some exquisite women.

ETA: Yeah, she's a bit skinny, but I generally fall into the "she's hot" category described above.

Dude, he's gay. Cut him some slack.

This leads me to wonder....

Lets say Cruise fucked Cruz. If he reaches orgasm, does that mean he's bi? Or is it like he was just jerking off?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-26-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So calling me a fatty qualifies as a "good burn"?

I'm afraid I disagree. We'll have to go to Thurgreed for a ruling...

Contextually it was pretty funny. She turned your joke and used it against you.

purse junkie · 03-26-2004, 03:38 PM

using real name: Sweet Sugar S. Stickyfingers.

You know, when you add "Esquire" to it, it sounds all the more classy. I do believe I'm going to have to change my stationery.

Alex_de_Large · 03-26-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny besides, a good vomit or two would probably do you some good, fatty.

Now I'm definitely leaving the Avatar up. I might even go find a bigger picture of Mr. Rodman for your viewing pleasure...