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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
That chick has the best tits on the planet. My wife gave me shit because I freeze-framed it for about 3 minutes while she was trying to watch that movie.

Click here to rub one out to her bare tits w/o watching the movie

Check out the nude photos Helmut newton took of Charlotte Rampling back in the 70s. She was pretty goddamn hot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by people who care
Tell that to someone who doesn't care about the future of the board Francis. We know better and deep down so do you but you have let yourself become a rube for the people who think posting links to the news of the day is content. And you have further degraded your bittersweet oeuvre with your constant attacks on Sunny. Let it go man and liberate your muse.

Or keep not caring and kid yourself that its meaningful to wallow in the unfunny crap of the proles.

You're right. But only because it wasn't so deep when you weren't around.

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Dave
I didn't know Fringe was festive. Good times.

What: The 11th annual Minnesota Fringe Festival

quote:
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Traditional theater is to the Minnesota Fringe Festival as skim milk is to Red Bull.

What — other than the fact that you can see seven shows in a single day — makes the Fringe Festival so intense? Here's a quick list:

Show titles: The 176 shows in this year's festival have titles that play on pop culture ("If I Don't Marry Davy Jones, I'll Just Die"), that are comical ("Does This Monologue Make Me Look Fat?"), nonsensical ("Please Don't Eat the Dogs") and vaguely obscene-sounding ("A Year in the Life of Slippery Goodstuff"). Where else but the Fringe will you a find a show about artists Salvador Dali, Luis Bunuel and Federico Garcia Lorca with the title "The Great Masturbators"?

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A friend is appearing in "The Great Masturbators." I hope to see it later this week. I'll let you know how itis. Unless I don't go or decide not to let you know how it is. Or forget.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're right. But only because it wasn't so deep when you weren't around.

Hmmm. This exchange made me wonder about The Old DaysTM, so I decided to take a look at some random posts from the Infirm FB.

How to get them to be random, you ask? Well, I will look at specific posts at Infirm -- from various times in the Infirm Era -- that correspond to the number of posts that People Who Care, Thurgreed, fringey, and I have here as of the time I am typing this.

So, I will look at Infirm FB post number 12 (PWC), number 3197 (TM), number 44,480 (fringe times 10), and number 91,300 (me times ten). Through the miracle of cut and paste, I will put up those posts here, for all to enjoy.

[Not Bob]

Well, here they are. Judge for yourself. Not Bob informs, you decide. Etc.

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Re: Welcome to the fashion board. Lawyer_2d March 01, 2000 10:01 am

"Can it possibly be that Infirmation correlated infinitytrack with my nom de plume 8-Track?"

I've been fence-sitting for the "who should we be more paranoid about, Yahoo or Infirmation?" debate, but I have to say, that kind of creeps me out.

This is a reply to message 11 by infinitytrack

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Re: Open-Toed Shoe Manifesto DebtSlave April 18, 2000 11:37 am

We probably mean different things by "formal" - I tend to think of it as more or less black or white tie, in which case there are no short dresses, while I think you mean nice dinner or cocktail party clothes, but I don't really disagree with you - if no hose doesn't fly in Houston, by all means wear them. I just personally think that open toed shoes should be avoided altogether then because it usually looks funny, not because it's inappropriate.

Don't be offended by my TX statements - all I mean is that Texas is Texas and it's different, not more unfashionable or backward, just different and uniquely resistant to being swayed by the folly or peculiarities of other localities (and that's a good thing, whether any particular manifestation of this is one I personally like or not). And I think you hit my "less formal more uptight" thing right on the head: you might not dress to the nines for a regular evening out in the same way one might on the east coast, but by god you are going to look like you made an effort to look good. It's a different style - making an effort all the time rather than studied nonchalance in high-toned situations.

What other regional differences in style are there? I recall my last trip to L.A., where I was quite surprised at how carefully everyone dressed, whether it was to look slick or to look rebellious. People actually made the effort to look like people look in movies in all circumstances, which was strangely amazing to me. What about our tree-hugging friends in Seattle? Is there a "granola" ethic that tilts the way people dress at work or in general? Chicago? DC?

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Re: Roll Call hello_kitty December 22, 2000 09:40 am

I'm here, too. I don't know how much typing I'll be doing though, as my fingers are numb and frozen b/c it is MINUS 22 degrees with the windchill. Bilmore, I don't know how you do it.

Ooh, good luck BoP.

h(leave early? qui est "leave early"?)k

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Re: Varsity Town Bilmore Baggins September 27, 2001 12:59 pm

"Slave, you might be a tough guy and all, but you have to admit, I have you by about 50 pounds and 8 inches."

Well, let go of him, for gosh sakes! (At least now we know who the monster pic was.)

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[people who care]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're right. But only because it wasn't so deep when you weren't around.

TM

Normally this would merit a simple WHIFF or WHIFFEROOSKI in response but the fact that it took you a day to respond shows how far your talent has fallen (Walt Wallet or Skeks or whatever that looser is calling himself has that schtick down, it only looks more unfunny when you copy it). This post is off the WHIFF scale.

SAd.

We can only speculate its too much time hanging out with slave and his shaved down crew of fratboys.

[people who care]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Hmmm. This exchange made me wonder about The Old DaysTM, so I decided to take a look at some random posts from the Infirm FB.

How to get them to be random, you ask? Well, I will look at specific posts at Infirm -- from various times in the Infirm Era -- that correspond to the number of posts that People Who Care, Thurgreed, fringey, and I have here as of the time I am typing this.

So, I will look at Infirm FB post number 12 (PWC), number 3197 (TM), number 44,480 (fringe times 10), and number 91,300 (me times ten). Through the miracle of cut and paste, I will put up those posts here, for all to enjoy.

On the plus side NptBob, we have read alomost 1000 of your posts and the opportunity to equal Coltrane's record of one funny post, i.e. the Jack and Diane line he stole, is still in your future. And we care about the future.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by people who care

Why do you want the boards to die?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
A friend is appearing in "The Great Masturbators." I hope to see it later this week. I'll let you know how itis. Unless I don't go or decide not to let you know how it is. Or forget.

When my wife and I first moved in together, we moved a set of dressers she had. They had originally been her older brother's. We were with a friend too. As we're pulling out the drawers we start finding 10 year old stroke magazines jammed behind the drawers. I'm not talking about the ones you can get in normal stores, I talking about industrial grade stuff.

Well the future wife is quite embarressed, because the friend was more my friend and she figured he now had her for a deviant. So anyway as the mags fall out on the removal of each new drawer, she quickly grabs them and throws them in the trash.

One I saw long enough to get my attention. On the cover in big letters:

Jack-Off Tricks for A More Enjoyable 1977!.

I guess it was a January issue, but it was quickly thrown away.

I was really intrigued, I mean, I was sure it'd be all puff and nothing really new, but still, some progress is possible. Somewhere someone might know something I didn't, you know?

So, Flower, if there is anything like advice at your show, would you please PM me?

[Replaced_Texan]

Apparently there are some soccer matches that get underway before the opening cermonies.

Does anyone care about the Olympics this year? I'll probably watch the swimming stuff, because I always watch the swimming stuff, but I'd pretty much forgotten about them. Did the advertisers decide not to hype this year or is this another byproduct of my commercial free, TiVo happy life?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by people who care
On the plus side NptBob, we have read alomost 1000 of your posts and the opportunity to equal Coltrane's record of one funny post, i.e. the Jack and Diane line he stole, is still in your future. And we care about the future.

True. But then again, my shtick is really more that of giving avuncular advice and telling colorful stories of Not TCOTU Life. Funny posts aren't my job. I try to leave that sort of thing for the professionals.

(Though I do think that "Don't Cry for Me, Fashionistas" was at least somewhat amusing.)

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does anyone care about the Olympics this year?

Amazingly enough, no. I am usually pretty excited about watching the Summer and Winter Games. Once the games start I may get into it, but I certainly am not at this point.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When my wife and I first moved in together, we moved a set of dressers she had. They had originally been her older brother's. We were with a friend too. As we're pulling out the drawers we start finding 10 year old stroke magazines jammed behind the drawers. I'm not talking about the ones you can get in normal stores, I talking about industrial grade stuff.

Well the future wife is quite embarressed, because the friend was more my friend and she figured he now had her for a deviant. So anyway as the mags fall out on the removal of each new drawer, she quickly grabs them and throws them in the trash.

One I saw long enough to get my attention. On the cover in big letters:

Jack-Off Tricks for A More Enjoyable 1977!.

I guess it was a January issue, but it was quickly thrown away.

I was really intrigued, I mean, I was sure it'd be all puff and nothing really new, but still, some progress is possible. Somewhere someone might know something I didn't, you know?

So, Flower, if there is anything like advice at your show, would you please PM me?

I will post this publicly in the event there are other similar inquiries or requests. The e-mail I received described the shows as follows:

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"The Great Masturbators" (named after a Salvador Dali painting, not just for nonsensical vulgarity):

A play that brings to life the desires, failed dreams, and neurosis of three exceptional men: Salvador Dali, Luis Bunuel, and Federico Garcia Lorca, as they thumb thier noses at art and cinema, intellect and audience, religion and sexuality, and life in general. Living in 1920's Spain, these men grow from pranksters posing as artists, gain acceptance into surrealist clubs, become ostracized for their individuality, and then carve their own
niche in the world of art.
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Despite the caveat about the title and the description of the play making me think there will not be much for you here, if there are any masturbatory technique tips, I will post them here for all to benefit.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I will post this publicly in the event there are other similar inquiries or requests. The e-mail I received described the shows as follows:

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"The Great Masturbators" (named after a Salvador Dali painting, not just for nonsensical vulgarity):

A play that brings to life the desires, failed dreams, and neurosis of three exceptional men: Salvador Dali, Luis Bunuel, and Federico Garcia Lorca, as they thumb thier noses at art and cinema, intellect and audience, religion and sexuality, and life in general. Living in 1920's Spain, these men grow from pranksters posing as artists, gain acceptance into surrealist clubs, become ostracized for their individuality, and then carve their own
niche in the world of art.
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Despite the caveat about the title and the description of the play making me think there will not be much for you here, if there are any masturbatory technique tips, I will post them here for all to benefit.

I'm sure the best technique tip you could ever come up with is "Think of the Flower."

ETA I almost came just typing that.

[people who care]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why do you want the boards to die?

Sweetie, is your brain on pause? If not, then how DARE you lump the people who care in to the category of the dullarsds who are out to bring down the contnet level of the board.

Because we care, we have chastised those who are potentially the funniest best posters for tossing away their talents. Our critiques are legit. We could say look in the mirror, but you would be unable to see a relfection of past greatness like say Thurgreed, Bilmore or even slave (although that was so long ago who knows if it was perhaps the mojitos talking).

Instead, you would see some watered down version of a midlevel poster long gone, like ThrashersFan or pursejunkie, who uses a festive guise to make completely unfunny posts only slightly less unfunny. The only humor you generate is serving yourself up to get shot down by TaxWonk, but even that game is played out. You are bitter, pointlessly festive, unfunny, and not worth the energy it takes our collective pointer finger to scroll the mouse over your 100 posts a day. We suggest a new start and a new act.