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04-25-2005, 06:32 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Would you give your first-born son?
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04-25-2005, 06:34 PM
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#3257
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. Nor would I give my dog.
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How about a blow job?
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04-25-2005, 06:34 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Would you give your first-born son?
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Wow. I was just gonna ask for a blow job. You're a tougher bargainer than me. |
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04-25-2005, 06:35 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of my co-worker's brothers is going through this right now. Email snooping, and I think he hired a private detective. At some point he found her profile on a lesbian dating site, but he was still in denial over the whole thing until he caught her having phone sex with another woman.
I have no idea why she was shocked given that she's a prison guard.
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I've been in enough prisons to know that the whole hot-women-in-prison-constantly-having-hot-lesbian-sex-in-the-shower is a myth. |
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04-25-2005, 06:36 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would give anything for a beer right now. And some sushi.
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I have what's left of a 12 pack of Shiner Bock. Yesterday was one of the prettiest days in recent memory, so we spent it in the grand Texas tradition of sitting on the front porch, drinking beer and watching the world go by.
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04-25-2005, 06:40 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have what's left of a 12 pack of Shiner Bock. Yesterday was one of the prettiest days in recent memory, so we spent it in the grand Texas tradition of sitting on the front porch, drinking beer and watching the world go by.
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Seriously - alcohol poisoning - does it feel like the flu? Cold sweats and other flu-like symptoms? I'm only now starting to feel a little better. I'm hoping it's not real flu.
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04-25-2005, 06:43 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Seriously - alcohol poisoning - does it feel like the flu? Cold sweats and other flu-like symptoms? I'm only now starting to feel a little better. I'm hoping it's not real flu.
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Alcohol is food, so I realy don't see the alcohol poisoning/food poisoning distinction.
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04-25-2005, 06:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Seriously - alcohol poisoning - does it feel like the flu? Cold sweats and other flu-like symptoms? I'm only now starting to feel a little better. I'm hoping it's not real flu.
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I've heard that concentrated amounts of protein a la blow jobs assist recovery.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-25-2005, 06:46 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Alcohol is food, so I realy don't see the alcohol poisoning/food poisoning distinction.
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Dissent. Clients trust you to idnetify issues on their legal matters? food poisoning comes from tainted food. Alcohol poisoning comes from TOO much alcohol. The equivalent might be getting sick from eating almost enough to kill oneself, but of course that seldom happens*.
*the old Hank would make a Fringey joke now.
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04-25-2005, 06:47 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've heard that concentrated amounts of protein a la blow jobs assist recovery.
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Really? I've been told that that's a cure for sore throats.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-25-2005, 06:47 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've heard that concentrated amounts of protein a la blow jobs assist recovery.
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Did you hear that freshman year from an older frat brother whom you trusted?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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04-25-2005, 06:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of my co-worker's brothers is going through this right now. Email snooping, and I think he hired a private detective. At some point he found her profile on a lesbian dating site, but he was still in denial over the whole thing until he caught her having phone sex with another woman.
I have no idea why she was shocked given that she's a prison guard.
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Here's a question for the (hetero) guys on the board: How pissed would you be if you found out your gf or wife was cheating on you with another woman?
To be honest, I don't think it would bother me that much. We'd have to have a talk about how emotionally invested she was and I would lose some trust (in that I might be more likely to think she would cheat with a man in the future). But I could live with that.
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04-25-2005, 06:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did you hear that freshman year from an older frat brother?
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Yeah, and it worked. Why?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-25-2005, 06:51 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, and it worked. Why?
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Well, be honest - you didn't get the flu all that often before, either. |
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04-25-2005, 06:51 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question for the (hetero) guys on the board: How pissed would you be if you found out your gf or wife was cheating on you with another woman?
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In my experience, MANY men think they would be fine with this but in the end are not. |
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