Meh.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
he's fathered children. surely nothing more.

Hmmmmmm, et tu cooterlibby?

Now that she-whose-name-I-dareth-not-spaek is gone, you have turned your long knive on me?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Too obvious to actually work. The Bears will never cover the spread, in other news.

I could see this game ending 17-3 or 17-0. I'm not a real believer in Cody Pickett on the road.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
That's what grandparents are for.

2.

If a GP has a college fund for the kiddies that will pay 3-4 years of the ed, does the parent have any obligation to save for it or can they just pump the money into a vacation home in the caribean and a some first growth Bordeaux?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I could see this game ending 17-3 or 17-0. I'm not a real believer in Cody Pickett on the road.

Well. I guess I have my blame target all set for this week's deathpool. Thanks.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Well. I guess I have my blame target all set for this week's deathpool. Thanks.

Well, it's not as bad as it could be, as I'm going with the NYFG. I'm laying off going with da Bears because (a) they boned me last year, knocking me out when they beat Tennessee in OT, and (b) I might want to use them in a few weeks when they host the Aaron Rogers-led Green Bay Packers.

So anti-str8 players would bet on a Bears easy victory and a Vikings upset.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
As a variety of people here can attest to, my cat does the same thing. However, (a) I have not shot anyone, (b) I have never baked a kitten and would maim anyone who did, (c) I currently am not high on meth, and (d) the cat doesn't stay away from the evil person so much as bare its fangs, screams and generally scares the bejesus out of the evil person.

I am not saying that I myself am not evil, but I would like to point out that your cat does that to nearly every single person he encounters for the first (and even second and third) time.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So anti-str8 players would bet on a Bears easy victory and a Vikings upset.

Hey, I'm very tolerant of all peoples.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmmmmmm, et tu cooter?

Now that she-whose-name-I-dareth-not-spaek is gone, you have turned your long knive on me?

Well, I read on the Mod Board that . . .


OOOPS! Never mind.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
2.

If a GP has a college fund for the kiddies that will pay 3-4 years of the ed, does the parent have any obligation to save for it or can they just pump the money into a vacation home in the caribean and a some first growth Bordeaux?

Do not save. That will only encourage grad school.

Be very honest. Sit them down and tell them they graduate in four years and then they must leave.

A kid who knows your bank book is a kid who will lead you to the poor house. Trick your kid into thinking you're penniless.

I ussed to feed one of my cats shit food. then I felt bad and started giving the fuckers a taste of whatever seafood I had. Now the fucker get right up in the takeout sushi box and start meowing in my face. I find myself giving the dick sushi samplers. My wife gave the prick a piece of my white tuna last week.

When I catch her giving him toro (she doesn't know its the "good stuff"), her pregnant ass goes out in the snow.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, I got terrifically lucky to get the chick I did. I'd be a huge liar to say a kid doesn't scare the shit out of me, but this is something I agreed to long ago. I can't go through life not knowing whether I should have had a kid. If I don't, it may drive me crazy later wondering "What If?"

I bitch a lot, but to be honest (shit, you know this), like Neil Young said when he was inducted into the Rock N Roll hall of fame, "People think I'm sad, but I'm allright... I've been riding in limousines for a long time" (except the limousine part).

Besides, I don't really have the handcuffs. My old lady's got a great gig. I might be able to work this into a gig where I could work from home and start writing again. I've got a headful of shitty screenplays to pitch and half-assed sophmoric blogs to pump out. If Judy Miller can garner respect for the pap she pukes, a few of my jackass analogies could pay the mortgage, no?

a. It was not clear to me that you were happy in your announcement of the pregnancy, but I will add my congrats on the assumption that you are. Babies are cute and nice and as rp said on the parents' board, lying next to a sleeping baby and holding it is an incredibly peaceful experience. Lasts until at least age 3.

b. You can go "What If?" just as much about "what if I never had a kid?" as you can about "what if I had had a kid?" so I'm not sure where you were going with this.

c. I will be highly amused if your wife goes part-time or whatever and her income goes way down and you are more trapped than ever after the baby.

d. Respect doesn't necessarily mean being able to pay the mortgage.

e. The waffle tires on the SUVs should be able to kill (and tenderize) the kid just fine. Their heads are softer than adults'.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do not save. That will only encourage grad school.

Be very honest. Sit them down and tell them they graduate in four years and then they must leave.

A kid who knows your bank book is a kid who will lead you to the poor house. Trick your kid into thinking you're penniless.

I ussed to feed one of my cats shit food. then I felt bad and started giving the fuckers a taste of whatever seafood I had. Now the fucker get right up in the takeout sushi box and start meowing in my face. I find myself giving the dick sushi samplers. My wife gave the prick a piece of my white tuna last week.

When I catch her giving him toro (she doesn't know its the "good stuff"), her pregnant ass goes out in the snow.

My parents sold their house and bought a one bedroom loft when my youngest sister finished high-school. They're happy as clams.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So when you watched these commercials in the 50's were they on your own TV set or did you have to go to the neighbors?

In the late 50s I was still in college. You couldn't get reception in most dorms

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do not save. That will only encourage grad school.

Be very honest. Sit them down and tell them they graduate in four years and then they must leave.

.

Cool. That's what I thought.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
a. It was not clear to me that you were happy in your announcement of the pregnancy, but I will add my congrats on the assumption that you are. Babies are cute and nice and as rp said on the parents' board, lying next to a sleeping baby and holding it is an incredibly peaceful experience. Lasts until at least age 3.

b. You can go "What If?" just as much about "what if I never had a kid?" as you can about "what if I had had a kid?" so I'm not sure where you were going with this.

c. I will be highly amused if your wife goes part-time or whatever and her income goes way down and you are more trapped than ever after the baby.

d. Respect doesn't necessarily mean being able to pay the mortgage.

e. The waffle tires on the SUVs should be able to kill (and tenderize) the kid just fine. Their heads are softer than adults'.

dissent. some adults seem to have very soft heads.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My parents sold their house and bought a one bedroom loft when my youngest sister finished high-school. They're happy as clams.

My folks got rid of the home shortly after my sister finished college and moved into a pseudo-retirement community next to their golf course. They're very happy. No home maintenance.