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08-02-2005, 07:09 PM
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#3271
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How RT and balt Didn't Meet
Speak for yourself. Wookies are hot.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-02-2005, 07:11 PM
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#3272
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Bad Boy
Apparently you've got your head up your ass. I didn't post for moral support you twit, I don't need any. I posted because I'm at a firm where you can't exactly run to the guy next store and talk about a summer's tits.
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So you're a solo? Dude, she'll totally be into you.
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08-02-2005, 07:12 PM
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#3273
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Bad Boy
I think you have me confused with someone else. No old lady to piss off here.
The worst part of it is, she looks at me with some admiration (because I'm an attorney and she's not), and I'm happy to kid myself into thinking she actually digs me. When the fuck did I get so fucking old.
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Around the same time you became delusional.
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08-02-2005, 07:14 PM
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#3274
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Bad Boy
We come from different schools.
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Go ask her out. You'll be transferred to Reality U quickly.
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08-02-2005, 07:18 PM
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#3275
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hi!! I'm going to Canada soon. Need any cigarettes?
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Need? No. Have an addiction to? Yes. But I am quitting, or planning to, or planning to decide to start to, so don't tempt me with any of that sweet North of the Border action. |
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08-02-2005, 07:21 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by ironweed
Need? No. Have an addiction to? Yes. But I am quitting, or planning to, or planning to decide to start to, so don't tempt me with any of that sweet North of the Border action.
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ok, no problem.
What I should have said was "Need any cigars? Cigarettes? Cigarillos? Weed?." That would have been totally meta. But I am not that quick-witted, I guess. |
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08-02-2005, 07:22 PM
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#3277
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by ironweed
Need? No. Have an addiction to? Yes. But I am quitting, or planning to, or planning to decide to start to, so don't tempt me with any of that sweet North of the Border action.
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Maple-flavored butts?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-02-2005, 07:24 PM
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#3278
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Bad Boy
24ish. Golden blond hair (the real kind, not some phony job); grey/blue eyes; smooth, creamy, pale-ish white skin; real, firm, perfect C cups that bounce slightly when she walks; perfect mix between tone and curves; and to top it all off, extremely sweet yet slightly naieve personality, with a hint that she's open to trying all sorts of things.
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She could be uglier than a bag of assholes and you'd be all over her. You've written five posts and already I can tell you probably get hard when a girl says hello or brushes against you.
Put on some platform shoes and ask the fucking girl out or shut the fuck up. I take my entertainment seriously; I don't want to get roped into some plot with an impotent protagonist. Shit or get off the pot.
If you're Penske, touche.
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08-02-2005, 07:26 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Bad Boy
There's no woman worth risking large sums of cash on. What's wrong with you.
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contra The Victoria Principal principle
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-02-2005, 07:28 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Round the Way
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Around the same time you became delusional.
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Wow, it's true what they say about your reading comprehension. Who knew. |
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08-02-2005, 07:31 PM
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#3281
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Round the Way
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She could be uglier than a bag of assholes and you'd be all over her. You've written five posts and already I can tell you probably get hard when a girl says hello or brushes against you.
Put on some platform shoes and ask the fucking girl out or shut the fuck up. I take my entertainment seriously; I don't want to get roped into some plot with an impotent protagonist. Shit or get off the pot.
If you're Penske, touche.
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I do get hard, all the time. I'm very potent and I like women.
I'd hold off on the make-up sex tonight tough guy. With all sexual frustration, you may hurt her. |
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08-02-2005, 07:32 PM
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#3282
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Bad Boy
Wow, it's true what they say about your reading comprehension. Who knew.
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I thought that was actually a rare non-whiff from Sebby. |
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08-02-2005, 07:33 PM
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#3283
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I thought that was actually a rare non-whiff from Sebby.
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Fuck. Between you and NCS today... I'm done.
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08-02-2005, 07:38 PM
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#3284
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck. Between you and NCS today... I'm done.
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Post pictures of your wife's tits and no one will give you a hard time again. |
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08-02-2005, 07:38 PM
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#3285
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Bad Boy
I do get hard, all the time. I'm very potent and I like women.
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All the time? Moving over to creepy territory. Maybe G3 will give smarmiest over to you if you ask nicely. |
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