New and Improved Celebrity Death Pool 2005

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Bitch is that good hot I can eat out at steak houses only and not admit the wife/kids are Jews while I'm with her. imagine if she grew up in the era of plastic surgery.

You bastard. You're doing nitrous balloons.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
History's greatest monster... silenced.

AP - Los Angeles
An unabashed white supremacist who served five years probation for animal cruelty on her Idaho veal farm, Geddes was best recalled in her later years for her rambling, often incoherent letters to numerous newspapers assailing "Zionist Conspiracies."

In her later years, Mrs. Geddes took to attacking what she saw to be a troubling Chinese influence in the United States. "Do the Chinese aim to kill us? Damnit, of course they do. And yet they're all over the place here, running up and down the streets, fouling our pork recipes. It's a tragedy. They're sneaky. They're the ones who held back rechargeable batteries all those years."

but she seemed so old and kindly on tv. that said, had i known this, i woud have hired Robert Blake to torutre and kill er vealstyle years ago. I am afronted on more than one front. An d probation does not deter animal offenders. I hope she rots in the corpse of Skippy the Kangaroo. Maybe in his pocke.t

I lost a famil friend this week who was in her late sixties. A truly great lady. The orignal mantrapper. Well not exactly But it was pure WASP scandal. She married some guy eight years her junior within a couple of months of meetingt him. Had two interesting , thogh I am not sure well adjusted, kids. The couple splite up of coures,as the husband hit on babes at our yacht club without reserve. But she became a a classic Manhattan WASP broad. Much like my Aunt Teddy the Ziegfiled Follies gal. I hope she rests in peace. It is troubling that the older us family tied people get the more people we lose. I think I am entering that age bracket where my parents' friends are gonna start to go. Life is short, huh?

[baltassoc]

Passed Saturday evening. Rest in peace.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9194092/

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Passed Saturday evening. Rest in peace.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9194092/

ncs negged me for separation of church and state --- with Rehnquist and O'Connor gone I demand my point. If ncs proceeds to take a point for CJOTUS I'm filing a formal protest.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
ncs negged me for separation of church and state --- with Rehnquist and O'Connor gone I demand my point. If ncs proceeds to take a point for CJOTUS I'm filing a formal protest.

You're begining to sound like Hank.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by baltassoc
You're begining to sound like Hank.

beginning?

eta - hey look ncs, we don't all entirely suck at this. It just takes us awhile.

[SlaveNoMore]

baltassoc
You're begining to sound like Hank.

The worst part is that is he even is beginning to look like Hank.

His wife is looking for "family" counsel - NTTAWWT

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by baltassoc
You're begining to sound like Hank.

I post once about a grievance, and all of a sudden I'm Mr. Perpetually Aggreived? Nuh-uh. Besides, would Hank post about sexually suggestive subliminal messaging in School House Rock?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I post once about a grievance, and all of a sudden I'm Mr. Perpetually Aggreived? Nuh-uh. Besides, would Hank post about sexually suggestive subliminal messaging in School House Rock?

You're doing it again.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by baltassoc
You're doing it again.

[Sigh.] Okay, Hank, take your point.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
[Sigh.] Okay, Hank, take your point.

Look, no reason to go jump off a bridge. You've been a little off your game lately is all. You'll be back. The Hank phase can't last.

We're rooting for you. You can do it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
but she seemed so old and kindly on tv. that said, had i known this, i woud have hired Robert Blake to torutre and kill er vealstyle years ago. I am afronted on more than one front. An d probation does not deter animal offenders. I hope she rots in the corpse of Skippy the Kangaroo. Maybe in his pocke.t

I think Sebby is telling tall tales about Miss Ellie.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
but she seemed so old and kindly on tv. that said, had i known this, i woud have hired Robert Blake to torutre and kill er vealstyle years ago. I am afronted on more than one front. An d probation does not deter animal offenders. I hope she rots in the corpse of Skippy the Kangaroo. Maybe in his pocke.t

I lost a famil friend this week who was in her late sixties. A truly great lady. The orignal mantrapper. Well not exactly But it was pure WASP scandal. She married some guy eight years her junior within a couple of months of meetingt him. Had two interesting , thogh I am not sure well adjusted, kids. The couple splite up of coures,as the husband hit on babes at our yacht club without reserve. But she became a a classic Manhattan WASP broad. Much like my Aunt Teddy the Ziegfiled Follies gal. I hope she rests in peace. It is troubling that the older us family tied people get the more people we lose. I think I am entering that age bracket where my parents' friends are gonna start to go. Life is short, huh?

I need to get this drunk.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I need to get this drunk.

What's stopping you?


On another note: I just experienced my first moment of feeling more hip than someone. My work colleague just asked me, "Have you ever heard of a music group called 'Green Day'?".

I understand he sought me out because he wanted to feel as though he isn't out of touch, but I could not help him.

Too bad.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
What's stopping you?


On another note: I just experienced my first moment of feeling more hip than someone. My work colleague just asked me, "Have you ever heard of a music group called 'Green Day'?".

I understand he sought me out because he wanted to feel as though he isn't out of touch, but I could not help him.

Too bad.

That’s like asking a Buddhist what’s stopping him from reaching perfect enlightenment or a golfer why he’s not swinging like Tiger. Simply, I am lacking.

Your experience is like my favorite Weezer tune, El Scorcho:

"I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them
-How cool is that?-"

Great tune.