Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I know my in-laws really wanted my wife to marry one. Maybe these are some of the reasons.

I thought Chinaski was a Jewish name?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought Chinaski was a Jewish name?

That's how he fooled the multiorgasmic photoshopper into dating him in the first place.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Perhaps they thought it seemed nicer to couch their reservations with you in terms of religion?

Please don't take this as a slam. Constructive criticism!

Once at dinner with them a waiter came up and said there was a phone call for a Dr Goldberg. He asked if I were Dr. Goldberg. I could see a distinct wistfullness in my MIL's eyes at the question.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's how he fooled the multiorgasmic photoshopper into dating him in the first place.

you know, women are supposed to be multi-orgasmic. It raises questions about you that you feel this word adds further definition.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Once at dinner with them a waiter came up and said there was a phone call for a Dr Goldberg. He asked if I were Dr. Goldberg. I could see a distinct wistfullness in my MIL's eyes at the question.

Dude, I just had a mouthful of Fresca exit my nose.*

Apparently, I am taking depos at Coltrane's firm today -- your correspondent is sitting in a Wi-Fi enabled conference room, and just raided a fridge stocked with Fresca, Grape and Orange Nehis, and Yoo-Hoos.

Oops, gotta run -- it's been 15 minutes since I last muttered "object to the form."

*Sorry, Thurgreed.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know, women are supposed to be multi-orgasmic. It raises questions about you that you feel this word adds further definition.

You were the one who raised the distinction initially. I think you also said that you were 6'11".

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
There are studies on cheap husbands and whether they cheat? Who commissioned this? Did they do a study on poor uneducated husbands and whether they cheat when they hit the lottery with a low self esteem chick?

Perhaps I overstate. There is at least one study (albeit perhaps of dubious pedigree) that concludes that cheap guys are less likely to cheat on their wives. I can't remember where I read it, or I would link to it.

Paigow -- where's the love for my (mostly) correct translation?

[the Jewish People]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Once at dinner with them a waiter came up and said there was a phone call for a Dr Goldberg. He asked if I were Dr. Goldberg. I could see a distinct wistfullness in my MIL's eyes at the question.

Chinaski, We know Dr. Goldberg, Dr. Goldberg is a friend of ours and you, sir, are no Dr. Goldberg!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Making people pay for their own bar dues and reimbursing them three to six months later so long as all the proper forms are filled out.

Fuckers.

3 to 6 months is a lot sooner than never. qwitcherbitchin.

Originally posted by dtb
Perhaps I overstate. There is at least one study (albeit perhaps of dubious pedigree) that concludes that cheap guys are less likely to cheat on their wives. I can't remember where I read it, or I would link to it.

Paigow -- where's the love for my (mostly) correct translation?

You know, I thought you thought I was being a!nti-semitic (I was scrolling to post with caution and dread thinking I was about to get hit hard by one of my sisters) , so I wasn't loving it. But if you weren't, then brava?

ETA. I hope you followed this. I am scribbling fast as I am starvin marvin AND under deadline.

[Brad Pitt]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
YOUR best work?

Off my corner, ho.

I'm sorry. I would have said "our" best work, but I didn't want to presume that you thought it was one of your better films. You've got two oscar noms, including one for best actor, and I only have one for 12 Monkeys (hi Flinty!).

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Some Jews like strippers but I think the model married Jewish man is more Chef than Less and I can't imagine Chef turning into a Federline (despite the fact that Chef probably appreciates Britney more than Federline). There is also the legend that Jewish men make the best husbands. Less likely to cheat, get divorced, more loyal to family. And tend to be better with money than your average Federline, poor white trash, type. I think str8 will get my back on this. And I dont know who of the married with children men crew is jewish but I bet those who are would tend to agree. Hell, the 35 yo spinster is doing JDate and she is a self proclaimed WASP (though she could be a catholic with a delusion, but she aint jewish).

But you are the product of Catholic schools in Pennsyltucky so you woudlnt know this.

I grew up in a largely Jewish neighborhood. About 1/2 my close friends are Jewish (1/2 my wedding party). And you're dead wrong. The biggest philanderers I know are Jews and Catholics. Its all the pent up shame and guilt both religions whack you with as a kid. You're just citing the stereotypical nebbish who kisses his wife's and mom's ass. He exists, but he's not the rule. In fact, I think he's a silly generalization. The other one I love is Jews not being able to sauce it up. Most of my Jewish friends can outdrink me. Your impressions are right out of some Woody Allen flick. In my experience at least...

ETA: And anyone who knows Jews would know "ski" on the end is not traditionally Jewish. Jews - generally - have "skY." But these are all just generalizations... so they're not worth anything really.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I grew up in a largely Jewish neighborhood. About 1/2 my close friends are Jewish (1/2 my wedding party). And you're dead wrong. The biggest philanderers I know are Jews and Catholics. Its all the pent up shame and guilt both religions whack you with as a kid. You're just citing the stereotypical nebbish who kisses his wife's and mom's ass. He exists, but he's not the rule. In fact, I think he's a silly generalization. The other one I love is Jews not being able to sauce it up. Most of my Jewish friends can outdrink me. You're impressions are right out of some Woody Allen flick. In my experience at least...

Woody Allen is Jewish?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You were the one who raised the distinction initially. I think you also said that you were 6'11".

doctors can be tall.

[Brad Pitt]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We aren't talking marriage here, and I never said Jen isn't cute. But comparing Angelina and Jen is like comparing a Ferrari and a Porsche. Both are great, but only one's a true exotic.

ETA: Nobody offer the Gomer Pyle retort "What about that new Porsche that costs 400K? That's exotic."

You are absolutely correct about this. They are both fun to drive, but any run of the mill attorney or dentist can drive a porsche as a daily driver, but only really lucky people ever get to test drive a Ferrari.