The Spanky Show

[SlaveNoMore]

Spanky
I don't get this reference. And I also don't get the fratnernity Delis reference.

Reference here

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
I don't get this reference.

It's Slave's victory cry when he, uh, you know, uhm, uh, victors.

Paigow knows it, uh, because, uhm........what was that story again? Somebody help me.......

[Spanky]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Reference here

Was there a Deli in there that I missed? Was there a reference of Ping Pow that I missed?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
Was there a Deli in there that I missed? Was there a reference of Ping Pow that I missed?

these guys call ladies' sex organs "roast beef." so, for Slave or Penske or them, "going to the deli" means having sex. Paigow was being self-depricating by making the deli-reference. I think "Ping pow" is maybe a kind of batman reference, because some posts hint that Slave will wear a mask at times.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
these guys call ladies' sex organs "roast beef." so, for Slave or Penske or them, "going to the deli" means having sex. Paigow was being self-depricating by making the deli-reference. I think "Ping pow" is maybe a kind of batman reference, because some posts hint that Slave will wear a mask at times.

I like turkey pastrami. I wish Mr. Bings would start serving deli sandwiches.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
So, I happened to give a hot tip to the guys that I work with: namely, the girl who tweezes my eyebrows is a hot little number, with an amazing figure, who typically wears either a very short skirt, a low-cut blouse, a transparent blouse, or some combination of these things. As she tweezes, she sort of straddles my knee and leans into me, thus displaying her, um... voluptuousness. (Always thinking of my co-workers, I even asked her if she has men as clients -- answer, yes.)

Of course, I can't help but look. Even if I didn't want to, there's nowhere else to focus the eye. Last time I went for a tweezeroo, one of the guys lent me his camera phone, so I could take a picture. It was very James Bond and all, but it was somewhat awkward trying to get the photo. I couldn't quite figure out how to do it without making it obvious, and I ended up getting a blurry picture. Too bad, too, because she was wearing a transparent shirt that day (with a bra underneath, but you could totally see everything).

So, my quandary (n.b. spelling of this word, PB moderator[s]) is, when these guys suggest that my eyebrows are getting a little bushy, do you think they really have my best grooming interests at heart?

Does your answer change if they happen to mention that they have camera phones (plural) I can borrow?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter repost

The reposts are not entertaining to anyone but you, are not clever, and do not draw people in. The Spanky Show deserves more respect. Shape up or shift out.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
The reposts are not entertaining to anyone but you, are not clever, and do not draw people in. The Spanky Show deserves more respect. Shape up or shift out.

It's heartwarming to know that my words have stayed with you lo these many days.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's heartwarming to know that my words have stayed with you lo these many days.

Its born out of my respect for preggos. npi. An homage, iyw.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
The reposts are not entertaining to anyone but you, are not clever, and do not draw people in. The Spanky Show deserves more respect. Shape up or shift out.

I'll remember you said that when I get the 5k on this board.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll remember you said that when I get the 5k on this board.

You'll submit your proposal to the Committee if you want to keep your membership in the insurgency. And your secret de-coder ring!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
You'll submit your proposal to the Committee if you want to keep your membership in the insurgency. And your secret de-coder ring!

Insugency, inschmurgency. I hear it's in its last throes.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Insugency, inschmurgency. I hear it's in its last throes.

eh, the whole thing is irrelevant. You are no match for my madd Kay-racing skilz.

[Spanky]

I just ate an apple off the tree. They are pretty good. The are the green kind. Can't really eat an apricot off the tree. Maybe I am not giving the deer enough credit. I just figure when you are that far down on the food chain you can't be picky.

[Spanky]

Every time Squishy leaves the house the blue jays sit in the nearest tree and raise holy hell. Sometimes they even swoop down on her. Their nests have to be nearby. I also noticed Squishy eating the grass which can't be healthy.