Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I thought it was our own daddy-daughter thing until I found out Muhammed Ali said it to George Foreman after the rope a dope. I think George Foreman said later on that it was all he got.* Ali was a consummate trash talker.

Anyway, it's still a good expression. Especially good to use if you are in bed with a guy and he comes very quickly. Only if he has a sense of humor. Or if you want to make him feel crappy.

Great -- now I'm stuck with the bizarre visual of George Foreman telling Ali "um, if you wash up a bit I'll finish you with my tongue."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I think that one is dead.

This one I think sums me up perfectly. If someone would rightsize it?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Pretty soon I will have exhausted all my hockey stories and then I will have nothing to say. You all can only dream when that day will come.

As if. Besides, you can start recycling them -- it's not like everyone here heard the one about the Leafs captain, the snake, and the nekkid Ms. Best Legs Toronto.

My only hockey story is that I saw Phil Esposito on the street when I was out of town for a deposition a couple of years ago. I said hello, and he said "howyadoin?"

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
[Chris Pronger] was at this party I went to back when he played junior hockey. It turns out I had tree-planted right near his home town ....

What exactly is "tree-planting"? Is this some kind of Canadian euphemism, or does it really mean planting trees? Is tree-planting something Canadians do often?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by baltassoc
What exactly is "tree-planting" Is this some kind of Canadian euphamism, or is it really mean planting trees. Is tree-planting something Canadians do often?

A lot of Canadians do it. The forestry companies clearcut and then they need people to reforest the land. So college kids (mostly) go way up north each year during the summer and plant trees. Depending on how big your trees are and how difficult the land is to plant in, you can plant around 2000 trees a day or sometimes more. You get paid per tree.

It is difficult work, made a lot easier by the proliferation of illicit substances that help your day go by. And on the weekends you blow off steam and the locals tend to not like you because you are from the big city. It's a lot of fun if you like being miles away from nowhere and getting dirty and stinky and sweaty. also, if you are female, the odds are hugely in your favor.

I only did it one summer but am still friends with the guys I planted with. We live all over the place but still visit each other. You tend to bond.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[tiger pics]

TM

I'd repost my sexy Montcore shot, but I believe it fouled up rp's and my margins last time I posted it. Rrrowll.


[I have searched for the post number, but no luck. Crap.]

[Montecore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


TM

Stupid costume, but the veal looks good.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You tend to bond.

I love these euphemisms.

(Problem was, living in tents and warehouses miles from nowhere, it was tough to buy the necessary equipment for safe "bonding". The one guy who brought a bunch was very popular. He got to "bond" a lot.)

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
Pretty soon I will have exhausted all my hockey stories and then I will have nothing to say. You all can only dream when that day will come.

Too many "Chuks" - so little time

[SlaveNoMore]

Not Bob
My only hockey story is that I saw Phil Esposito on the street when I was out of town for a deposition a couple of years ago. I said hello, and he said "howyadoin?"

I so, so, so, so hope you called him Tony.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'd repost my sexy Montcore shot, but I believe it fouled up rp's and my margins last time I posted it. Rrrowll.


[I have searched for the post number, but no luck. Crap.]

Here it is -- http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...0345#post40345

Free Montecore!

[NotFromHere]

The Fin is in. That's what these people say anyway. I can't imagine anyone who isn't a soccer player or works at Tower getting away with this look.

Every so often a hairdo comes along that seems utterly ludicrous at first - but which soon becomes as common as cornflakes. The Fin is one such hairstyle. Ideal for those growing out last year's crop (Mr Beckham is sooo behind), the Fin is essentially a short back and sides with a twist - the longer hair on top is gelled into a dorsal fin. Once a hairdresser has given you the basic cut, everyday styling is quick and easy.

fin fin fin fin fin

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
fin fin fin fin fin

Another nice feature of the fin is that it segues nicely into a mullet. Which is always in.

I will note that the url included in NFH's post refers you to the Travis website. Travis is a secret like of mine. Well, less of a secret now, of course.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The Fin is in. That's what these people say anyway. I can't imagine anyone who isn't a soccer player or works at Tower getting away with this look.

Every so often a hairdo comes along that seems utterly ludicrous at first - but which soon becomes as common as cornflakes. The Fin is one such hairstyle. Ideal for those growing out last year's crop (Mr Beckham is sooo behind), the Fin is essentially a short back and sides with a twist - the longer hair on top is gelled into a dorsal fin. Once a hairdresser has given you the basic cut, everyday styling is quick and easy.

fin fin fin fin fin

And this appeals to whom? Those freakishly attracted to dolphins?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by purse junkie
And this appeals to whom? Those freakishly attracted to dolphins?

Which reminds me, has anyone seen the Fifth Wheel where the Spanish guy calls himself the Jaguar? Funny.

I was up late last night.