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Hank Chinaski · 02-04-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The grossest thing I've ever read on this board was ..........

Lot's of you didn't see this, but NotMe's cunnilingus instruction post was by far the creepiest- skin crawling creepy. Grossest is different I guess.

Not Bob · 02-04-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Lot's of you didn't see this, but NotMe's cunnilingus instruction post was by far the creepiest- skin crawling creepy. Grossest is different I guess.

Apropos of nothing, the devil-may-care jaunty smile of your avatar looks simply smashing in the hardhat construction man outfit. What's the occasion? Labor Day isn't for several months.

Hank Chinaski · 02-04-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, the devil-may-care jaunty smile of your avatar looks simply smashing in the hardhat construction man outfit. What's the occasion? Labor Day isn't for several months.

abba keeps posting yelling at me if I don't have something going on. WTTW- once you expose women to accessories they might not be happy with what you can bring naturally.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-04-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
if a friend quits her job, is it appropriate to send flowers? should one wait until Monday? the friend cannot have flowers at the house because the pet attacks and eats them, so I'm thinking monday b/c it is unlikely she will be working over the weekend.

If a friend quits her job, that is reward enough.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-04-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I thought that was only available in Canada.
Egg on my face.

That ain't egg.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-04-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, maybe in the math sense. But arent dictionariy definitons listed in the order of commonality of use? I would think that themath definiton would be down there with the bio-science definiton or wahtever it was.

Could you say that I am completmentary to TM bc without me he is nothing? Bc I see that more of me fulfiling his mutual lacks or whatever the hell the second defnition was.

You are the wing to my wang.

TM

BloatedSlave · 02-04-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I clicked on HBO at about 11 PM last night, and it's running a show called "Pornocopia." It was a behind the scenes look at women-on-women porn...that is it was women-on-women until I clicked to ESPN News, clicked back to HBO and saw some guy with another guy's nutsack in his mouth. I don't think I'm homophobic, but I still think I need some kind of warning for this.

Translation: I saw gay porn, and it moved, ITAWWT?

Does Sequels know?

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-04-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It took me a second to get this.

As you might have guessed, I'm giving you "the look."

TM

lookingformarket · 02-04-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That said, I hate all that fucking jewelry. What a useless waste of money. All it accomplishes is a "nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah -- You don't got no ice cream" attitude.

Maybe Daunte will get him some jewelry with green peppers and shit.

ABBAKiss · 02-04-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You and I should team up. With your text art and my stick figures, we could be FAMOUS!

Don't forget your skill at avatar making.

ABBAKiss FOREVER!!!!!

ABBAKiss · 02-04-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
abba keeps posting yelling at me if I don't have something going on. WTTW- once you expose women to accessories they might not be happy with what you can bring naturally.

Naked is not a good look for a man.

sebastian_dangerfield · 02-04-2005, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Doesn't that fucker ever check his PM box? I see him lurking. That is so gay. Fuck him,

Fuck me? Fuck you. Fuck all of you. You don't understand me.

Lets just say I have had the sort of week that makes one contemplate heroin use.

I feel very fragile at the moment.

sebastian_dangerfield · 02-04-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Naked is not a good look for a man.

Too true. Too true. I tested the digital camera by taking pictures of my wife. Excellent.

She took pictures of me. Not excellent. I honestly don't know why she fucks me.

The penis might be the ugliest organ on the planet. Jesus Freaks love to say the body is a temple, and its form and function are proof of the guiding hand of God. When I took a look at myself naked on film, I did not see God. I mean, I'm in decent shape, even a bit chiseled (yeh, thats stretching, but like I said, I'm feeling fragile - I need some self esteem boosting) in certain areas, but from the waist down. Yikes. Why would any chick find that organ attractive? The cooter is no walk in the park, but at least its hidden. A set of balls just hangs there like a mistake of evolution. You'd think this "God" would've made the sex organs a bit more streamlined, wouldn't you? Really, if the Creationists were correct, how in the hell do they explain the inefficiency? The cock is uglier than a Gehry building (oh, don't tell me Gehry's a genius - his shit is the second ugliest stuff on the planet, just behind that abortion they're planning to construct at the WTC site).

Wrapping up, don't take photos of yourself nude, unless you have tits, and I don't mean man-tits.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-04-2005, 12:34 PM

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spookyfish · 02-04-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

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Isn't Atticus supposed to be the authority on such things?