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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Is this a troll? You really think that Malkin is cute? She has always struck me as only marginally attractive in appearance, and one of the most disagreeable, disgusting people I can imagine, at least as far as can be discerned from her writing. In that regard, she's like good on Annie.

Do you have a link to the article where she claims that listening to emo makes people cut themselves?

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/m...20050223.shtml


This is all RT's fault, apparently.

[SlaveNoMore]

Gattigap
I was tempted to ask something like, "September 2003?" but was mildly worried that it might prompt a clutching of the "ER" and the making of a face that has its proper time, but not over an omlette and coffee.

Easy there, Voltaire.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/m...20050223.shtml


This is all RT's fault, apparently.

There was a 7th Heaven episode on cutting years ago. It's not new. Get with the program.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/m...20050223.shtml


This is all RT's fault, apparently.

I swear, the scabs on my arms are from doing some yard work this weekend. Rose bushes fight back.

[SlaveNoMore]

I'm utterly speechless:

Red Sox are out ... of style, that is. 'Fab Five' fashion a show by cleaning up Boston's scruffiest players in Fort Myers
By Francesca Donlan

The Boston Red Sox may have won the World Series, but some of the players strike out at fashion.

Just look at all that hair on Johnny Damon. Kevin Millar looks a little shaggy, too. And Tim Wakefield, Doug Mirabelli and Jason Varitek could use some style savvy.

Call this a fashion 911.

So the wives of these superstars turned to the fashion and style police known as the "Fab Five." The outlandish, chic and out-of-the-closet men have become a pop-culture sensation by helping their heterosexual counterparts pair their Helmut Lang cotton-stretch suits with Kenneth Cole shirts and ties on the Bravo TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

"They wanted them to look more championship worthy," said David Metzler, executive producer of the award-winning Bravo reality show.

Carson Kressley and his four co-stars — Ted Allen, Kyan Douglas, Thom Felicia and Jai Rodriguez — are in Fort Myers until Thursday transforming some Red Sox players into the "world champions of style."

"I feel better about myself already," Damon said jokingly on Monday at the City of Palms Park as his hair fell on his face.

For the uninitiated, the "Fab Five" each week find a fashion-challenged straight man in dire need of help. Such an assignment requires a massive makeover — grooming, fashion, cooking, culture and decor.

Once the Fab Five have their way with the subject of the makeover, he's put to the test. He has to showcase his stylish new self and newly spruced digs to the object of his affection, friends or family.

No one is sure what style changes are in the Sox players' futures, but Damon is game.

"You look absolutely tribal right now," Kressley said, running his fingers through Damon's dark, long locks.

Kressley also was up for the assignment. After all, he is the style savant.

"I love a team named after a fashion accessory," said Kressley, wearing a pink shirt, white embroidered pants and pink loafers.

Unlike shows where they make over regular Joes — remember the lawyer whose super-glued toupee they pried off? — the Fab Five can't go all out with the BoSox. They aren't exactly "typical" cases, Rodriguez said.

"They're guys' guys," Rodriguez said. "But they should look like champions."

The Sox may not have the fashion sense of champs, but they know how to work the limelight.

The Sox have hit Hollywood full force these days.

Last month, Oprah Winfrey made actor Jamie Denton's dream come true by arranging to have the "Desperate Housewives" hunk work out at the Red Sox training facility. Then last week, actors Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon flew to Fort Myers to pose with Damon for the cover of "Entertainment Weekly." Barrymore and Fallon were promoting their upcoming movie, "Fever Pitch," a romantic comedy about a man's obsession with the Red Sox. Best-selling author Stephen King and singer James Taylor also have watched the Red Sox in the past month.

All the attention made Larry Lucchino realize one thing.

"This is not your grandfather's spring training," said the Red Sox president/CEO as he watched the players interact with their television hosts.

The players know it, too.

"This era is different," Damon said. "We're a loose bunch of guys, and we have fun, and that's the way we roll."

link

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
There was a 7th Heaven episode on cutting years ago. It's not new. Get with the program.

A third-rate actor was being booed by the audience during his performance of Hamlet. Finally, he stopped, looked to the audience and said, "Hey, don't boo me. I didn't write this shit."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A third-rate actor was being booed by the audience during his performance of Hamlet. Finally, he stopped, looked to the audience and said, "Hey, don't boo me. I didn't write this shit."

I was speaking to the floaty-haired writer of the column you linked to. She said the phenomenon was new. Gauche bitch.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
While I accept my role as the Freddy Krueger of this board, there is a bigger responsibility with which I (and now, indirectly, you) must comply.

In order to properly handle your naked dream-breasts, I will need photos of your naked real breasts, especially now that they are so big.

It is for the good of the board.

TM

You, sir, are a truly selfless individual.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
You, sir, are a truly selfless individual.

I've been wondering whether this:

"The place for greedy, and not so greedy associates, partners, legal professionals and law students to come and chat about, well, everything." across the bottom of every page on this site bugs you and rp.

If I'm really lucky, you've never noticed it and now it will bug you going forward.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I've been wondering whether this:

"The place for greedy, and not so greedy associates, partners, legal professionals and law students to come and chat about, well, everything." across the bottom of every page on this site bugs you and rp.

If I'm really lucky, you've never noticed it and now it will bug you going forward.

Sorry, missy, but I noticed it years ago, and even brought it up with leagl, because that's just the way I am.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm utterly speechless:

You and the rest of Red Sox Nation.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm utterly speechless:





link

Well what's the point if they're not going to cut Damon's hair? He says they can't touch it because he needs to keep it for some book contract he has.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry, missy, but I noticed it years ago, and even brought it up with leagl, because that's just the way I am.

As with all things grammar (oh, whom am I kidding? all things, full stop), rp and I are of one mind, and (I hardly need to add), one heart.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

You know that your headline is at least 18 months outdated, right? Atticus can tell you the exact date that shark was jumped.

[I think that "jumped the shark" was also given a post-mortem at that time, but no suitable replacement has been suggested.]

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

[I think that "jumped the shark" was also given a post-mortem at that time, but no suitable replacement has been suggested.]

paigow