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05-27-2005, 12:54 PM
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#3286
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Oh Dear
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am about as skinny as she is, and I eat like a pig but work out all the time. .
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But you're still hot, right?
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05-27-2005, 01:07 PM
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#3287
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
She looks skinny, but not anorexic like Nicole Ritchie. She looks much skinnier than before - that is why she looks so skinny. I am about as skinny as she is, and I eat like a pig but work out all the time. She could just be working out. I agree - the look doesn't suit her, and the cigarette doesn't suggest that she is a workout fiend, but you never know.
And generally bulimics aren't skinny, so binging and purging doesn't get you there.
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There is good 5'3" 100 lbs, and there is bad 5'3" 100 lbs. I have dated the former, and her frame was tiny. She didn't look underweight at all, but she had never been naturally curvy. She was objectively hot.
Lindsay's frame is not tiny. She naturally has curves. She's not an inherently petite girl.
You are probably the former as well (proportionally - I don't know how tall you are). Two girls of the same height/weight can look drastically different based on their bone/muscle structure. I have a friend who is about the same height as me. Most people would agree that I look bigger than him. He outweighs me by 20 lbs.
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Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 05-27-2005 at 01:10 PM..
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05-27-2005, 01:09 PM
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#3288
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Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I frequently eat entire large pizzas during peak mileage time. And then I have a bowl of ice cream. RP is probably just understanding how enjoyable this can be.
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I wish -- I feel full after two bites. Must be all that fat pushing on my stomach. Last night I had a salad for dinner and then had to practically force the strawberry milkshake down.
Torture, I tell you.
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05-27-2005, 01:19 PM
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#3289
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Oh Dear
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There is good 5'3" 100 lbs, and there is bad 5'3" 100 lbs. I have dated the former, and her frame was tiny. She didn't look underweight at all, but she had never been naturally curvy. She was objectively hot.
Lindsay's frame is not tiny. She naturally has curves. She's not an inherently petite girl.
You are probably the former as well (proportionally - I don't know how tall you are). Two girls of the same height/weight can look drastically different based on their bone/muscle structure. I have a friend who is about the same height as me. Most people would agree that I look bigger than him. He outweighs me by 20 lbs.
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I agree with this analysis, but I don't think LL looks that bad. The swimsuit is unflattering, as are the lighting and the camera angles. She could use a little more meat on her legs, but what the hell? I want to fuck her, not fry her up and serve her in a bucket.
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05-27-2005, 01:21 PM
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Steaming Hot
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But you're still hot, right?
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That goes without saying.
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05-27-2005, 01:22 PM
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#3291
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I agree with this analysis, but I don't think LL looks that bad. The swimsuit is unflattering, as are the lighting and the camera angles. She could use a little more meat on her legs, but what the hell? I want to fuck her, not fry her up and serve her in a bucket.
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I agree. But her selling point has always been her body (and maybe her red hair). As RP stated, she's somewhat pretty in the face, but she isn't beautiful. I've wanted to fuck her b/c of her body. Her old body.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-27-2005, 01:23 PM
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#3292
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Oh Dear
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I agree with this analysis, but I don't think LL looks that bad. The swimsuit is unflattering, as are the lighting and the camera angles. She could use a little more meat on her legs, but what the hell? I want to fuck her, not fry her up and serve her in a bucket.
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So who is it that you want to fry up and serve in a bucket?
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05-27-2005, 01:26 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
So who is it that you want to fry up and serve in a bucket?
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Children. Preferable tender, succulent new ones.
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05-27-2005, 01:29 PM
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#3294
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Children. Preferable tender, succulent new ones.
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Britney's due in October and I'll bet that kid will be family-sized.
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05-27-2005, 01:31 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
In some fairness to her, if there was a possibility she was going to be in Mission 3, as the rumors suggested, she'd have probably had to do some really athletic-type stuff, and might have been slimming down for that.
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Yes, spindly SCREAMS athletic. What on earth are you smoking?
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05-27-2005, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Oh Dear
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I agree with this analysis, but I don't think LL looks that bad. The swimsuit is unflattering, as are the lighting and the camera angles. She could use a little more meat on her legs, but what the hell? I want to fuck her, not fry her up and serve her in a bucket.
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Eating disorders get a lot of press because they create excellent ammunition for people who think the media portayals of beauty are warping young women. Its a very popular thing to self-righteously say "Hollywood is giving children unhealthy and unreasonable ideals of beauty." Its the sort of thing the NYTimes magazine would let Susan Sontag spew about for 15 pages. Psychiatrists sell loads of books about it. Its a suburban upper middle class malady, so it gets tons of press (also perfect fodder for Lifetime network movies). It provides a rallying point for a lot of people with gripes against Hollywood.
So she lost too much weight. She's a knucklehead. Next.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 05-27-2005 at 01:46 PM..
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05-27-2005, 01:45 PM
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#3297
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
So who is it that you want to fry up and serve in a bucket?
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Tom DeLay
Charles Dobson
Bill Frist
Dr. Phil
Jay Leno
George Bush
Dick Cheney
George Steinbrenner
Michael Savage
Robert Novak
Anne Coulter
Omar Sharif
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05-27-2005, 01:48 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Oh Dear
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tom DeLay
Charles Dobson
Bill Frist
Dr. Phil
Jay Leno
George Bush
Dick Cheney
George Steinbrenner
Michael Savage
Robert Novak
Anne Coulter
Omar Sharif
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I think its James Dobson. But who knows - maybe there is a Charles out there who looks tasty.
Omar Sharif?
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05-27-2005, 01:51 PM
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#3299
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Oh Dear
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tom DeLay
Charles Dobson
Bill Frist
Dr. Phil
Jay Leno
George Bush
Dick Cheney
George Steinbrenner
Michael Savage
Robert Novak
Anne Coulter
Omar Sharif
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Blech! Are you trying to kill me? A slice of Cheney's ass might be okay, but I'll wait for Brittany's butter baby.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-27-2005, 01:51 PM
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#3300
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Oh Dear
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tom DeLay
Charles Dobson
Bill Frist
Dr. Phil
Jay Leno
George Bush
Dick Cheney
George Steinbrenner
Michael Savage
Robert Novak
Anne Coulter
Omar Sharif
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You better have one helluva secret recipe, featuring at least 11 herbs and spices. It's not gonna be easy to make that crew palatable, live or fried up.
And Omar Sharif? WTF? Is he even still alive? Loved him in Lawrence of Arabia, and see no real reason to fry him and serve him in a bucket. But maybe I'm missing something (aka "whiffing.")
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