Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[NW Native]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Trying to figure out whether you whiffed or not is so mid-2003. It has, like, totally gone the way of the mojito-drinking dodos who eat iceberg wedges with the dessert fork.

spork

HTH

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NW Native
HTH

What does this mean? Hug the hippo?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

For John Coltrane:

1st: Papa John Glide
2nd: Ice Master John Tickle
3rd: Suede Coltrane Trump

Now come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy, bitches.

Why do you waste my time with this shit?

Love,

Professor Truth Shape Dazzle

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What does this mean? Hug the hippo?

Hello there, hottie. (Hope that helps...)

eta: I am embarrassed that I know this.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Trying to figure out whether you whiffed or not is so mid-2003. It has, like, totally gone the way of the mojito-drinking dodos who eat iceberg wedges with the dessert fork.

Thank you, Flower. I can always count on you for the 411. I do have a couple of other questions, if you don't mind:

• what about "depositions"? Is that the "kayaking" of 2003?
• is it acceptable to eat an iceberg lettuce wedge (with 1000 Island or Russian dressing, natch) if one likes them?
• same question as applied to the tasty mojito?
• should I still refrain from using the I-word?
• In sebby-speak, am I a "cat" or a "dude"?

Oh, and in the book recommendations, I should have pointed you towards this book about Bob and Joan, etc. instead of this book about poker with a similar title. My bad.

Thanks. You're the best.

Love,
Not Bob

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by spookyfish

Lenny's still working the mean streets.

Not for long...

We drove him away... Hope you're happy.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Thank you, Flower. I can always count on you for the 411. I do have a couple of other questions, if you don't mind:

• what about "depositions"? Is that the "kayaking" of 2003?
• is it acceptable to eat an iceberg lettuce wedge (with 1000 Island or Russian dressing, natch) if one likes them?
• same question as applied to the tasty mojito?
• should I still refrain from using the I-word?
• In sebby-speak, am I a "cat" or a "dude"?

Oh, and in the book recommendations, I should have pointed you towards this book about Bob and Joan, etc. instead of this book about poker with a similar title. My bad.

Thanks. You're the best.

Love,
Not Bob

"Depositions" are out-of-court sworn testimony of a witness. Unrelated to "kayaking," which is a form of boating.

You can eat and drink whatever you want. Similarly, you can tattoo a big L on your forehead if you want. It is that sort of freedom of choice that makes America great.

I like the I-word, when used correctly. I encourage its use.

You are a dude.

Thanks for the clarification on the book. I have been meaning to ask you about that. The gambling book looks pretty cool too.

You're welcome. I am the best.

Love,

Flower

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. You're fat.

:therock:

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Not for long...

We drove him away... Hope you're happy.

Shit, ANOTHER Law and Order? What next - Law and Order, taking depositions. Law and Order - the internet law board.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Shit, ANOTHER Law and Order? What next - Law and Order, taking depositions?

That's on pay-per-view cable, right??

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Shit, ANOTHER Law and Order? What next... the internet law board.

Chai. Nose. Keyboard.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob [*]In sebby-speak, am I a "cat" or a "dude"?

When addressed directly, a dude. "Dude, your wife should button her blouse."

When spoken about to another, a cat. "Not Bob's the cat who's wife has the killer rack, tight?"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NW Native

Sebby, Bullock in Miss Congeniality when she walks out of the hangar and in the evening gown was pretty damn sexy. They gave her a pretty lame swimsuit though.

That's when she looked her least sexy and most matronly. She carries herself like a clumsy teenage boy with breasts.

[NW Native]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What does this mean? Hug the hippo?

Hope this helps - but it is sooooo mid-2000 (and several board migrations ago) that it should never be used when attempting to be hip.
But then, 'so mid-2003' is so 5 minutes ago too - I don't know what the hipsters are supposed to use. {muttered under breath: Whiffin-kayakers}.
Doesn't matter, though. Despite the occasional post that is truly LOL funny, or a well-turned cut, everyone here is a mere wannabe. Lawyers can not, by definition, be hip.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's when she looked her least sexy and most matronly. She carries herself like a clumsy teenage boy with breasts.

When I was a clumsy teenage boy, I really could have used a pair like that.