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02-04-2005, 01:20 PM
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#3316
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Houston's new motto
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
A Disgusting Smelly Swamppit That Leads the Country in Fats
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A good subject line for this post would have been:
Houston, You Have a Problem
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02-04-2005, 01:22 PM
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#3317
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Look for the union label
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I like the organ at Disney Hall.
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You can have it wherever you want it, baby.
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02-04-2005, 01:24 PM
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#3318
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I am beyond a rank!
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Look for the union label
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Droop. That sounds more like a bulldog than an open faced roast beef sandwich. How do you maintain an erection anyway?
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He thinks of taut shaved 14 year olds.
Last edited by lookingformarket; 02-04-2005 at 01:27 PM..
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02-04-2005, 01:24 PM
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#3319
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Maybe they'll catch some fishsticks
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dissent As i sit wrapped in my shower drainage vest, which needs a trip to the cleaners as it has been getting a lot of wear of late, I was thinking Podunk sounds kinda nice and quaint, a little bit Richard RUsso and maybe I should consider moving there. Assuming its in Camden Maine and not Ohio or Houston or West Pennsylvania, just some place coolish
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I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms.
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02-04-2005, 01:25 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Look for the union label
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Originally posted by lookingformarket
Thinks of taut shaved 14 year olds.
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Q. What's the best thing about fucking a taut shaved 14 year old?
A. Pretending she's 11.
I'll be here all week. Try the fish, it's delicious. Tip your waiters. |
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02-04-2005, 01:29 PM
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#3321
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Q. What's the best thing about fucking a taut shaved 14 year old?
A. Pretending she's 11.
I'll be here all week. Try the fish, it's delicious. Tip your waiters.
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I always thought it was:
Q. What's the best thing about fucking a 14-year old in the shower?
A. Pulling her hair back to make her look 11.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-04-2005, 01:29 PM
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#3322
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Poll: what's in your firm's kitchen?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck me? Fuck you. Fuck all of you. You don't understand me.
Lets just say I have had the sort of week that makes one contemplate heroin use.
I feel very fragile at the moment.
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I apologize.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-04-2005, 01:48 PM
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#3323
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Look for the union label
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How do you maintain an erection anyway?
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Keep stroking it.
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02-04-2005, 01:48 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You and I should team up. With your text art and my stick figures, we could be FAMOUS!
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Sounds good. I'll PM you my address in Cabo. I'll be ready to work on the business plan most days after my third fruity umbrella drink. |
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02-04-2005, 01:51 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Look for the union label
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Up close, it ain't like Georgia O'Keefe* would have you believe.
Its not bad, but its no work of art. Some are worse than others... we've been down that road. Its all dependednt on the droop factor (and with that, I hit a new low for the day).
But like I said, on its worst day, it ain't a hairy nutsack.
* She had a bit of "painter's block." You'd think she'd have come up with a few more themes in her career. The vagina controls the world, and its worth romanticizing, but shit, lady... 500 fucking paintings in every imaginable color?
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Strong dissent (except for teh O'Keefe parts). I love vaginas. I love looking at them, I love licking them, I love fucking them. Far from being the argument against Intelligent Design, I think the vagina advances the theory. I'm surprised Hank and other ID proponents haven't captalized more on the perfection of the vagina (oops, they think it's dirty).
I know this is hardly a new idea, but you have issues, seb. Your early adolesence spent looking at the airbrushed T&A in Playboy has left you with a revulsion towards genitalia. You need therapy, man. Until then, go out and stock up on Swank and Club. Embrace the vagina!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-04-2005, 01:52 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Look for the union label
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Strong dissent (except for teh O'Keefe parts). I love vaginas. I love looking at them, I love licking them, I love fucking them. Far from being the argument against Intelligent Design, I think the vagina advances the theory. I'm surprised Hank and other ID proponents haven't captalized more on the perfection of the vagina (oops, they think it's dirty).
I know this is hardly a new idea, but you have issues, seb. Your early adolesence spent looking at the airbrushed T&A in Playboy has left you with a revulsion towards genitalia. You need therapy, man. Until then, go out and stock up on Swank and Club. Embrace the vagina!
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I think we can all agree that the vagina dentata is a little scary though. |
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02-04-2005, 01:56 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Look for the union label
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think we can all agree that the vagina dentata is a little scary though.
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Only the giant maneating kind.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-04-2005, 01:57 PM
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#3328
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Look for the union label
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Only the giant maneating kind.
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Is there any other? |
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02-04-2005, 01:58 PM
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#3329
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Look for the union label
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Strong dissent (except for teh O'Keefe parts). I love vaginas. I love looking at them, I love licking them, I love fucking them. Far from being the argument against Intelligent Design, I think the vagina advances the theory. I'm surprised Hank and other ID proponents haven't captalized more on the perfection of the vagina (oops, they think it's dirty).
I know this is hardly a new idea, but you have issues, seb. Your early adolesence spent looking at the airbrushed T&A in Playboy has left you with a revulsion towards genitalia. You need therapy, man. Until then, go out and stock up on Swank and Club. Embrace the vagina!
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This post is why we keep you around.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-04-2005, 02:00 PM
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#3330
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Look for the union label
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Far from being the argument against Intelligent Design, I think the vagina advances the theory.
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I'm too lazy to dissent with an "appendix" or "tonsils" sock.
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