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08-02-2005, 09:10 PM
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#3316
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by ironweed
Well, there's the paycheck. Or so I hear.
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you follow a team who plays a team called Artmedia?
Do they play Staples if they keep winning?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-02-2005, 09:10 PM
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#3317
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
At my firm, to combat this stuff, they would bring in hookers between 10-11 for the guys pulling all nighters.
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With that avatar, this is really icky. ICK. Even leaving aside the RT is a hooker joke. Which is ick as well. ICK. |
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08-02-2005, 09:11 PM
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#3318
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Nice try, but all the FBetties are spoken and accounted for. Maybe next year. Bring your "A" game.
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Thanks -- I'm printing this post to include in my year-end review. If I obtain the status you believe I've already achieved, I'll be free to content myself with some other outlet, like Vegas strippers or something.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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08-02-2005, 09:17 PM
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#3319
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
With that avatar, this is really icky. ICK. Even leaving aside the RT is a hooker joke. Which is ick as well. ICK.
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I'm unclear if I was the hooker or if I got excited because at night I'd get hookers if I was a really really good worker bee.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-02-2005, 09:19 PM
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#3320
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OTOH, "magnificent" is a very sebby-esque word.
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I don't sock. Too much work.
But nice call on magnificent. I have used it a bit. Now I know why I mothballed it recently.
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08-02-2005, 09:19 PM
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#3321
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm unclear if I was the hooker or if I got excited because at night I'd get hookers if I was a really really good worker bee.
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Ah. I interpreted "guys" as "male people." Possibly wrong.
Hank? A ruling? |
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08-02-2005, 09:25 PM
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#3322
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
your firm has a no fraternizing policy or you think that unofficially it would be frowned upon? I have openly dated/lived with another attorney at one of my firms. The partnership there found nothing wrong with it (although, long-term, I didn't want to stay there - all eggs in one basket sort of thing).
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No shit. The policies are there to offer as Exhibit A during a suit against the firm, but no one actually follows the things. You'd have to be a mindless robot to adhere to such sillinesss. I'd rather no money at all than follow what some HR douchebag tells me to do in my personal life.
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08-02-2005, 09:30 PM
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#3323
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Mr. Lipschitz'll be all over those, eh?
TM
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08-02-2005, 09:32 PM
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#3324
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If it's that easy to delude yourself, not only must you be exceedingly delusional,* but you're dumber than we all thought.
I'm not up for partner. I'll fuck her.
TM
*This doesn't say much about your shot at partner, bruddah.
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Hey, BB... pass her this way. I have fear of success.
He wasn't joking that he was deluding himself. He reaally thinks there's a chance. I'm seeing Jim Carrey's character at the end of Dumb & Dumber...
"One in a million."
"Do you're saying I have a chance? YES!"
Don't let me get you down, BB. I'm sure Summer C-Cups is drenching her thong thinking about your spindly appendages ravishing her...
After which point you can both fill out HR CYA questionaires saying how much mutual respect you have for one another. Yechhh... It's like that goddamned awful Jackson Browne song.... Who'd thought that hackneyed piece of shit actually had a relevant message?
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08-02-2005, 09:41 PM
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#3325
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm unclear if I was the hooker or if I got excited because at night I'd get hookers if I was a really really good worker bee.
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Shifty, fringy: See. I couldn't come up with this. Just deconstructing the joke in a dispassioned, almost ruthless manner, like she couldn't be bothered to be insulted. Simultaneously defuses the insult and makes Hank look like a nitwit.
BTW, Hank, why that hate?
Last edited by baltassoc; 08-02-2005 at 09:49 PM..
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08-02-2005, 09:42 PM
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#3326
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by baltassoc
deconstructing . . . in a dispassioned, almost ruthless manner
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I sense this turns you on.
edited to fix his spelling error in the quote, because it bugged me.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 08-02-2005 at 09:46 PM..
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08-02-2005, 09:45 PM
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#3327
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I sense this turns you on.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-02-2005, 10:21 PM
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#3328
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yechhh... It's like that goddamned awful Jackson Browne song.... Who'd thought that hackneyed piece of shit actually had a relevant message?
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Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
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08-02-2005, 10:55 PM
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#3329
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm unclear if I was the hooker or if I got excited because at night I'd get hookers if I was a really really good worker bee.
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THE hooker, insults my old firm and collegues. nttawwt. we had hundreds of lawyers you know.
and I had to pick a name and you seemed the strongest as to not being bothered. sorry.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-02-2005 at 11:10 PM..
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08-02-2005, 10:56 PM
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#3330
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ah. I interpreted "guys" as "male people." Possibly wrong.
Hank? A ruling?
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"Guys" is non-sexually distinguishing
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-02-2005 at 11:33 PM..
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