Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 222

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
And then he plays the tape . . .

Naw, I still think you're better off fucking with her sexual confidence. A few comments like "Has Bill mentioned that weird grunting noise you make when you come?", and orgasms'll be just a fond memory for her.

Who told you this... Spanky?

Sparklehorse · 10-10-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Please, Gatti. Clearly you have never represented scumbags.*

I, uh, hear that they have disposable cell phones these days that you can buy for cash at The Stop N Shop (and other fine convenience stores), and activate with any name at all, like, say, Thurgreed Marshall, with no verification.

And who records all of their incoming calls? Other than Linda Tripp. Bill may even live in a two-party consent state.

*I mean this, of course, in the kindest of ways. I have an individual client who runs several businesses (all of the ones I am aware of are legal, technically), and he only uses the pay as you go type cell phones. And gmail, accessed from the public library. The dude is paranoid.

I was just about to pipe in with the disposable cell phone idea too.

(Also represents only the finest citizens of the Commonwealth)

taxwonk · 10-10-2005, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by cuckold
Interesting thought. Very interesting thought.

ewww. My wife's a fully grown adult woman who is a MILF in her own right (well, not so much MILF anymore, but anyway, objectively). Her mom is like 60.

Well, I guess I've got to do what I've got to do.

Don't forget to ask her to pee on you. Oh wait -- wrong sister. Nevermind.

Penske_Account · 10-10-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not really. His wife is already a huge bitch he has no interest in getting back together with. How does this make anything worse?

TM

It doesn't accomplish your goal of making Bill uncomfortable, and perhaps ends up with cuckold feeling worse knowing that Bill is hammering that ass (when perhaps she didn't give it up to cuckold) and mrs. cuckold invited another chick into the scene which was fantasy of cuckold's that she always denied.

taxwonk · 10-10-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
This is a great idea in revenge-fantasy land, but in the real revenge consulting business, you need to be able to get this kind of psychological result without leaving such a clear evidence trail for the divorce and custody proceedings.

Perhaps he could have Thurgreed call Bill and... Oh, I guess that wouldn't really work as well, would it?

taxwonk · 10-10-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
And then he plays the tape . . .

Naw, I still think you're better off fucking with her sexual confidence. A few comments like "Has Bill mentioned that weird grunting noise you make when you come?", and orgasms'll be just a fond memory for her.

Somehow I get the feeling you've trod this path before.

Penske_Account · 10-10-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe give him advice for what to look for to predict an oncoming herpes flareup from the missus so he can avoid the infectious periods. Make it subtle things so he's always on edge.

Is this a subtle warning for me? Your wife told me she was clean, no?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
It doesn't accomplish your goal of making Bill uncomfortable, and perhaps ends up with cuckold feeling worse knowing that Bill is hammering that ass (when perhaps she didn't give it up to cuckold) and mrs. cuckold invited another chick into the scene which was fantasy of cuckold's that she always denied.

The only real way to nail Bill is to get him mantrapped. You should do everything you can to ensure Bill and your ex get together. Pass the bag of shit to sucker # 2.

Gattigap · 10-10-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I was just about to pipe in with the disposable cell phone idea too.

(Also represents only the finest citizens of the Commonwealth)

Wait. You're the one who introduced the problem of evidentiary trails.

Not bad.

Sparklehorse · 10-10-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Wait. You're the one who introduced the problem of evidentiary trails.

Not bad.

Heh. My original thinking had more to do with cuckold not wanting to give her fodder if anything should go to trial. It's better to have something never raised than have to deny it.

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
It doesn't accomplish your goal of making Bill uncomfortable, and perhaps ends up with cuckold feeling worse knowing that Bill is hammering that ass (when perhaps she didn't give it up to cuckold) and mrs. cuckold invited another chick into the scene which was fantasy of cuckold's that she always denied.

this post maybe gives a hint of who Cuckold really is. A bit too much info P?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
It doesn't accomplish your goal of making Bill uncomfortable, and perhaps ends up with cuckold feeling worse knowing that Bill is hammering that ass (when perhaps she didn't give it up to cuckold) and mrs. cuckold invited another chick into the scene which was fantasy of cuckold's that she always denied.

There is really no way to get even with Bill. He's done your wife. Even if you Kill Bill, he's still got you beat... Like I said, the only true revenge is to get the prick mantrapped.

Penske_Account · 10-10-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this post maybe gives a hint of who Cuckold really is. A bit too much info P?

Merde! Sorry Hank. In fairness your wife didn't invite the other chick in, that was my idea.

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Merde! Sorry Hank. In fairness your wife didn't invite the other chick in, that was my idea.

I'm no cuckold. Your check cleared this evening. And for the future, it's cash only.

Penske_Account · 10-10-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There is really no way to get even with Bill. He's done your wife. Even if you Kill Bill, he's still got you beat... Like I said, the only true revenge is to get the prick mantrapped.

What if you could frame him for something. A felony. State jurisdiction. And you testify against him and he goes to State prison and you hire some jail thug to make him the jail thug's beeyotch, and, further, the jail thug makes Bill call him your name when Bill is getting it, i.e. "Give it to me cuckold, oh cuckold, fuck me in the arse like I am little beeyotch".

That would sort of be good, no?