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ltl/fb · 05-27-2005, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why?

TM

[Yeah, I fucked up the margins. So what?]

She doesn't there. str8 just picked a bad picture, or finds cheap hot, or something.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-27-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I've heard that particular moral code is unreliable. One day up, one day down, sometimes faces north, sometimes south, sometimes little, sometimes even littler, etc.

I WAS IN THE POOL!!

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sebastian_dangerfield · 05-27-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why?
TM

[Yeah, I fucked up the margins. So what?]

My moral code just went nuts. I hope I don't have to walk anywhere for a few minutes.

God, I love early Summer. Its the only time you get wound up so easy that your moral code springs into action at the slightest sight of a great ass...

edited by The Omnipotent Not Bob to remove pic -- it was already posted once, so . . .

pony_trekker · 05-27-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I just saw a headline that said that blindness is a possible side effect of taking Viagra. I find this uproariously funny.

Not when you have to work all weekend getting your business cards printed in braille.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-27-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My moral code just went nuts. I hope I don't have to walk anywhere for a few minutes.

God, I love early Summer. Its the only time you get wound up so easy that your moral code springs into action at the slightest sight of a great ass...

Is there anything better than a sun dress?

Well, maybe lifting up the sun dress, discovering commandoism and bending the wearer of the sundress over a couch, but I digress...

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-27-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there anything better than a sun dress?

Well, maybe lifting up the sun dress, discovering commandoism and bending the wearer of the sundress over a couch, but I digress...

The see through sheer sundress is awfully nice. The way it waves back and forth on the hips is pretty damned hypnotic.

I was thinking the other day about why from behind is such a great position. There's really no effort in it. Its not that much better - it just allows you to be lazy as hell, and go verrry deep. The leverage is just so perfect. Its the most ergonomically advantageous position for the mmale.

05-27-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Can I get a ruling on this one? I'm hoping there's an IJOTD in here I'm not getting.

I am sorry . It shoud have read:

Is Federline half chinese?

Federline is an unctuous looking motherfucker.

Totally unrlated stream of consicous thoughts.

ltl/fb · 05-27-2005, 03:49 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/05/26/...udy/index.html

Northeast's drivers least able to pass basic written driving test.

Though, that may be more about non-enforcement of laws, and a substitution of a different set of rules -- one which makes it acceptable, for example, to pull into a right turn lane at a stop light/stop sign and then speed ahead and cut off the driver in the straight-ahead lane.

05-27-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There is good 5'3" 100 lbs, and there is bad 5'3" 100 lbs. I have dated the former, and her frame was tiny. She didn't look underweight at all, but she had never been naturally curvy. She was objectively hot.

Lindsay's frame is not tiny. She naturally has curves. She's not an inherently petite girl.

You are probably the former as well (proportionally - I don't know how tall you are). Two girls of the same height/weight can look drastically different based on their bone/muscle structure. I have a friend who is about the same height as me. Most people would agree that I look bigger than him. He outweighs me by 20 lbs.

I read this week's U.S. Weekly and Lindsay pretty much used that argument in her defense. WHoever the hell she is.

05-27-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
http://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/05/26/...udy/index.html

Northeast's drivers least able to pass basic written driving test.

Though, that may be more about non-enforcement of laws, and a substitution of a different set of rules -- one which makes it acceptable, for example, to pull into a right turn lane at a stop light/stop sign and then speed ahead and cut off the driver in the straight-ahead lane.

You didn't want it badly enough, toots.

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A guy waiting to turn left across traffic leans out the window to scream at the clueless Ohio driver who is not moving in front of him: Hey Cleveland! That's the only shade of green we got!

--57th & Park

Overheard by: Joan Quinn

Flinty_McFlint · 05-27-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I've heard that particular moral code is unreliable. One day up, one day down, sometimes faces north, sometimes south, sometimes little, sometimes even littler, etc.

That's just mean. It's a two way street, and if you don't put up your end of the bargain, it's both of our fault. What I'm saying to you is lose more weight and try a little makeup once in a while. That "natural beauty" shit only goes so far.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-27-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
You didn't want it badly enough, toots.

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A guy waiting to turn left across traffic leans out the window to scream at the clueless Ohio driver who is not moving in front of him: Hey Cleveland! That's the only shade of green we got!

--57th & Park

Overheard by: Joan Quinn

Hobo: Yo, yo, you think you got problems? I'm homeless! I ain't got no money, I ain't got no food, I'm hungry! I ain't got nothin. You think you got problems? Yo, what's your problem?

Guy: I'm in law school, I have finals.

Hobo: Sorry, that's rough

05-27-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hobo: Yo, yo, you think you got problems? I'm homeless! I ain't got no money, I ain't got no food, I'm hungry! I ain't got nothin. You think you got problems? Yo, what's your problem?

Guy: I'm in law school, I have finals.

Hobo: Sorry, that's rough

I'll let somebody else smack you down for re-posting that, but it gives me the opportunity to mention that this guy has more serious problems -- the location (not quoted here Coltrane, wassamatta with you?) indicates that he attends Brooklyn Law School. Oy vey.

ETA: Can pony please let us all know when he's done rubbing one out so an admin can fix the margins? Thanks.

05-27-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Smoking? No, but I've drank the studio-system star-machine kool aid.

Among the benefits, one of the next premieres that I get to attend is for a Charlize pic. Come to big papa, my little South African strumpet. Oh, and another one is for a movie including Sofia Vergara. Mmmmmmm, muy caliente.

She looks like Paula Abdul with TITS

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-27-2005, 04:03 PM

My secretary: I'm really going to miss Everybody Loves Raymond.

Other secretary: Yeah. What a great show. He's crazy.

(in both of their defence, they are really nice people and great secretaries - but I am astounded that people actually like that show - it's unwatchable).