Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
This has been doing the rounds today, modified to replace Chuck Norris with Roy Keane and "roundhouse kick" with "brutal stamp."

Because I know you don't want to register for the site this is on, here's a few not on the list Francis linked to.

If you ask Roy Keane what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he Brutally stamps you in the face.

Roy Keane uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Since 1971, the year Roy Keane was born, Brutally stamping related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

It was once believed that Roy Keane actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Roy Keane himself to lure more pirates to him.

Roy Keane once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a gaelic football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Roy kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

When Roy Keane's wife burned the turkey one Christmas, Roy said, "Don't worry about it darlin'," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a brutal stamping to the face and said, "Never question Roy Keane."

Roy Keane once brutally stamped on someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Roy Keane recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Roy Keane took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity." then you are dead wrong.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Roy Keane to die before they attack.

the boys won one in the penalty (is this the right word?) time? faith and begorra! (IS THAT THE RIGHT PHRASE?)

[Atticus Grinch]

Nevermind. Nothing to see here.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Top Thirty Facts About Vin Diesel:

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

I like this one the best:

"Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the boys won one in the penalty (is this the right word?) time? faith and begorra! (IS THAT THE RIGHT PHRASE?)

Last minute of regulation, dumbass. How can someone who knows nothing about the beautiful game scream at his children from the sidelines? Have you no shame at all?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
Last minute of regulation, dumbass. How can someone who knows nothing about the beautiful game scream at his children from the sidelines? Have you no shame at all?

you should have caught my act once they turned U-8 and some pimply teen ref tried to tell me their are exceptions to the offsides rule. Fuck that- this is America- all equal. I almost got banned from coming to games that time.

[str8outavannuys]

I fucking hate when my analysis is good (I don't think Washington's offense can put together a drive against TB's defense), and you still lose the damn pick.

For those of you who didn't see the early game today, Washington had one defensive TD, and one drive that started from the TB 6 yard line after an interception. Those 14 points were enough, as TB won, 17-10 (because a chump rookie receiver dropped an open TD pass in the end zone for TB with 2 minutes left). Sorry to have given a bad 1-star pick -- at least the 4-star Pats pick was right on the money.

Again, Giants and Bengals tomorrow.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I fucking hate when my analysis is good (I don't think Washington's offense can put together a drive against TB's defense), and you still lose the damn pick.

For those of you who didn't see the early game today, Washington had one defensive TD, and one drive that started from the TB 6 yard line after an interception. Those 14 points were enough, as TB won, 17-10 (because a chump rookie receiver dropped an open TD pass in the end zone for TB with 2 minutes left). Sorry to have given a bad 1-star pick -- at least the 4-star Pats pick was right on the money.

Again, Giants and Bengals tomorrow.

Hmm. I ignored your 1 star pick and picked Washington in my playoff pool. My analysis, that Washington has been rolling (6 straight wins anyone?) and that a veteren QB is typically better than a newber in the playoffs seems somewhat sound now too.

Of course, none of it really matters to me if the Giants lose tomorrow.

n(still angst-ridden)cs

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What did balt get for his tattoo?

Of course.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by baltassoc


Of course.

The nice thing about that one is it's good if things don't work out, too.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
Because I know you don't want to register for the site this is on, here's a few not on the list Francis linked to.

If you ask Roy Keane what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he Brutally stamps you in the face.

Who wins in a Roy Keane, Marcus Vick matchup?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I fucking hate when my analysis is good (I don't think Washington's offense can put together a drive against TB's defense), and you still lose the damn pick.

For those of you who didn't see the early game today, Washington had one defensive TD, and one drive that started from the TB 6 yard line after an interception. Those 14 points were enough, as TB won, 17-10 (because a chump rookie receiver dropped an open TD pass in the end zone for TB with 2 minutes left). Sorry to have given a bad 1-star pick -- at least the 4-star Pats pick was right on the money.

Again, Giants and Bengals tomorrow.

Wow. You are the mush.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who wins in a Roy Keane, Marcus Vick matchup?

TM

Who cares? That's the undercard to Bill Romanowski-Latrell Sprewell.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Who cares? That's the undercard to Bill Romanowski-Latrell Sprewell.

Is that before or after Jeff Reardon v. Maurice Clarett?

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is that before or after Jeff Reardon v. Maurice Clarett?

TM

That's only one of 32 first-round matchups in the 64-person criminal-athlete bracket.

Like Wimbledon of old, the winner of that division goes against the champion, who gets a bye to the final: OJ.

[ltl/fb]

She's 57 (or, who knows, older ww the whole hollywood thing) and he's 35? Nice.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

Curious about the baby mama though.