Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Baby, you couldn't find my button with a map, a compass and a native sherpa.

I think I love you...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
See the real men like my response. Knowing about golf? suspect.

knowing which golfers have man boobs? flat out gay.

You're just out of the loop Hanky. It's common knowledge in the sports world that (a) Mickelson has bitch tits, (b) everyone makes fun of said bitch tits, and (c) we're all really just jealous b/c his wife is the hottest thing this side of Penelope.

She's not just pro-golfer wife hot. She made the models in the SI Swimsuit magazine look ugly.

[NW Native]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Baby, you couldn't find my button with a map, a compass and a native sherpa.

See, you can at least tick a soft toss. I knew you could.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Baby, you couldn't find my button with a map, a compass and a native sherpa.

And no flour jokes. Everyone knows B&B has the best alleged body on the board.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's common knowledge in the sports world that (a) Mickelson has bitch tits,

Instead of "sports World," might "spinning class" have been more accurate?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're just out of the loop Hanky. It's common knowledge in the sports world that (a) Mickelson has bitch tits, (b) everyone makes fun of said bitch tits, and (c) we're all really just jealous b/c his wife is the hottest thing this side of Penelope.

She's not just pro-golfer wife hot. She made the models in the SI Swimsuit magazine look ugly.

I wonder if she's into his tits? Or if she's jealous.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Instead of "sports World," might "spinning class" have been more accurate?

So you're saying that spinning class = gay? You'll have to take that up with PLF. I'm an outdoor cyclist.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So you're saying that spinning class = gay? You'll have to take that up with PLF. I'm an outdoor cyclist.

"Spinning class = gay" is mojito. "I'm an outdoor cyclist" is the new "I'm a friend of Dorothy."

[Atticus Grinch]

Since QESG jumped the sharkskin suit, I'm on a new reality TV kick. The show's called "Kenny vs. Spenny." Two real-life roommates and ostensible best friends, Kenny Hotz (played by str8) and Spencer Rice (played by Coltrane), have fostered a good-natured homoerotic rivalry for their entire lives. (Think JD and Turk on "Scrubs.") Now they stage their little competitions for the Game Show Network. Here's the hook: Kenny cheats. Spenny knows this, but always wants to win fair and square, because he's that anal. Who you root for is pretty determinative of how you view the world. Myself, I'm a Kenny guy.

The first show I saw involved "Who can put on the best concert in a week?" The dastardly means employed by Kenny are worth the price of admission.

It's low class, low blows, and low budget. It's a show that illustrates that male friendship is kinda based on being dicks to each other. It further calls into doubt any delusions I have about Canadians being nicer. Anyhow, if you have a half-hour to spare on your Tivo . . . .

Also, settle a bet. Is it gay to like Ryan Adams? Does your answer change if I like "Burning Photographs" because the guitar reverb reminds me of King Missile's "Detachable Penis"?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Also, settle a bet. Is it gay to like Ryan Adams? Does your answer change if I like "Burning Photographs" because the guitar reverb reminds me of King Missile's "Detachable Penis"?

It's not gay to like Ryan Adams, though I wouldn't recommend wasting money to see him live. He is notoriously erratic and egomaniacal live, as well as either very drunk, high or both. Has pulled stupid shit here at shows like playing the same song all the way through a half-dozen different ways in a row. Goes on long obnoxious rants between songs that last longer than the tunes. Not worth seeing. His CD's are fine...

If you do go to his show, ask him to play "Cuts Like a Knife"... I hear he loves that.

Now, as for your second question...

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Asshole. Now I have to explain why I cracked up during a conf call.

Fuck them, they aren't entitled to an explanation.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wonder if she's into his tits? Or if she's jealous.

That pairing is an abomination and an insult to genetic selection. She really is yowza, and I wouldn't touch him with NWN's sherpa.

And what's with the guy on the right, behind her? Did he forget his glasses and try the Costanza squint to see whatever the hell he was looking at?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Since QESG jumped the sharkskin suit, I'm on a new reality TV kick. The show's called "Kenny vs. Spenny."

Aren't you watching Playing it Straight with hot girl and a mixture of gay/straight guys. She tries to figure out who the straight ones are? 2nd show tonight on Fox.

Also, does anyone else love William Shatner as the loopy partner, Danny Crane, in the Practice?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Also, settle a bet. Is it gay to like Ryan Adams? Does your answer change if I like "Burning Photographs" because the guitar reverb reminds me of King Missile's "Detachable Penis"?

I think the answer depends on exactly how much and in what way you like Ryan Adams. If you're talking about liking his music, that is not "gay", that's just embarassing.

HTH,

Your pal,

Fadeproof McFlint Rockefeller

p.s., check your medicine cabinet, I heard for some reason sometimes you like to leave it there.

Edited because you are all timmies.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Also, does anyone else love William Shatner as the loopy partner, Danny Crane, in the Practice?

The Practice is still on TV?