Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Why the fuck did I put $440 on the Mavericks to win their series, but only $30 on the Nuggets?

Fucking fuck fuck, am I running horribly lately.

Then please please put money on the Kings.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She bought a pomeranian and forced me to convert. I can no longer roll on shabbas.

Wait a sec...

Are you suggesting that it is forbidden to do it on shabbat? Because you are laboring under a delusion if so. Not only is it not forbidden, it is a MITZVAH! Lucky you!

I'd check the credentials of the person who converted you... (it could be that he was just doing the 'ol "Play a Joke on the Goy" thingy -- we Jews, we are a sneaky people...)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question for the (hetero) guys on the board: How pissed would you be if you found out your gf or wife was cheating on you with another woman?

To be honest, I don't think it would bother me that much. We'd have to have a talk about how emotionally invested she was and I would lose some trust (in that I might be more likely to think she would cheat with a man in the future). But I could live with that.

TM

I would think it's only fair. If I were to cheat on her, it would be with another woman.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
Wait a sec...

Are you suggesting that it is forbidden to do it on shabbat? Because you are laboring under a delusion if so. Not only is it not forbidden, it is a MITZVAH! Lucky you!

I'd check the credentials of the person who converted you... (it could be that he was just doing the 'ol "Play a Joke on the Goy" thingy -- we Jews, we are a sneaky people...)

Can he get the foreskin reattached?

A couple we know is getting divorced. The guy had converted from Southern Baptist to please the in-laws and wife. Now with the divorce he's going back! I love Jesus!- Jesus who? Just kidding....

if the pearly gate stuff is true, the guy has some explaining to do...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Wait a sec...

Are you suggesting that it is forbidden to do it on shabbat? Because you are laboring under a delusion if so. Not only is it not forbidden, it is a MITZVAH! Lucky you!

I'd check the credentials of the person who converted you... (it could be that he was just doing the 'ol "Play a Joke on the Goy" thingy -- we Jews, we are a sneaky people...)

It was a Big Lebowski reference. God would never prevent me from rolling.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It was a Big Lebowski reference. God would never prevent me from rolling.

Oh.


Never mind.



I really ought to rent that movie. Too bad Stifler isn't in it (at least, I don't think he's in it -- he was probably a newborn when it came out). I saw it a long time ago, but I can't remember any of it (apparently).

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh.


Never mind.



I really ought to rent that movie. Too bad Stifler isn't in it (at least, I don't think he's in it -- he was probably a newborn when it came out). I saw it a long time ago, but I can't remember any of it (apparently).

I've been meaning to see it again too. I keep checking Tivo for a listing, but it doesn't seem to be making the HBO/Showtime circuit rounds. I do have some Best Buy credit that must be used. Hmm.

I never recognize movie quotes anyway. Even if I've seen the movie 100 times. Well, except for Office Space.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've been meaning to see it again too. I keep checking Tivo for a listing, but it doesn't seem to be making the HBO/Showtime circuit rounds. I do have some Best Buy credit that must be used. Hmm.

I never recognize movie quotes anyway. Even if I've seen the movie 100 times. Well, except for Office Space.

Does anyone have a link to that site that has the 100 [?] most frequently heard grammar/usage mistakes? I have it bookmarked on another computer, but I MUST see it now!

(This is not a particular response to ncs, I just hit "quote" instead of whatever other button you click on to do a new message.)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
(This is not a particular response to ncs, I just hit "quote" instead of whatever other button you click on to do a new message.)

Phew. I swear. You are starting to give me a complex.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question for the (hetero) guys on the board: How pissed would you be if you found out your gf or wife was cheating on you with another woman?

To be honest, I don't think it would bother me that much. We'd have to have a talk about how emotionally invested she was and I would lose some trust (in that I might be more likely to think she would cheat with a man in the future). But I could live with that.

TM

I think that "cheating" is different for women with women than women with men. Even among women who are very straight, there's a decent chance they've engage in a little bit of fucking around with other women in college or whenever. But to actually be in a significant relationship with another woman is another thing. Would I be pissed i found out if Mrs. mmm (who is not actually Mrs. mmm, but who cares) ate out some other chick when I wasn't around? Only because I would have liked to participate or at least watch. Would I be pissed if she actually was involved with and cared for a woman that she was fucking around with? Yeah, probably even more pissed than I found out that she had just fucked some guy, and it would probbaly really hurt my feelings.* I guess that (for once) I'm with bnb on this one: if you feel like you want to cheat, address the problems with your relationship and end it before you actually do cheat.

If a woman hasn't figured out that she is basically heterosexual by the time she's in her late 20s or so, I probably wouldn't want to be with her. If she's actually out there trying to figure out if she wants to spend the rest of her life with a woman, then that would really fuck up a relationship, whether I knew or not.

I don't believe that there are that many true middle of the spectrum bisexuals; lots of people fuck around with members of the same sex because sex is fun and hot and all that. The fact that women do it with women without being truly long-term "lesbians" more than men do it with men without being truly long-term "gays" is just a societal thing. History could have gone a different way and Sebby would be offering to show ShapeShifter a quality blowjob, but guys generally don't fuck other guys unless they're at the gay end of the spectrum, whereas women cross over into some playing around all the time. And thank god for it.

* So, anyway, some follow-up on stuff I mentioned previously and some thoughts on snooping: I really watched her like a hawk for a month or so, including reading all her e-mail and actually following her around town a few times. (Which was actually pretty fun because of the spy aspect, but sucked for other reasons.) I didn't see anything problematic and I actually believe that she has never lied to me about anything now. I think that she has more of a problem with booze than I thought, though, because I realize that she tends to really pound drinks a lot and quickly, more so when I'm not around.

I'm starting to realize that I probably jump to conclusions a lot, and I'm really glad that I didn't really confront her about it without evidence, but I also feel bad that I actually snooped on her. I don't think that I could ever tell her the truth; I really feel like I betrayed her by doing so, especially since I didn't find anything. An ex once revealed that she snooped on my e-mail by telling me that she caught me in a very innocuous lie designed to preotect her feelings, and I broke up with her. And I think that it would be appropriate for Mrs. mmm to do the same to me. So, anyway, think about your decision if you decide to snoop, and be prepared for the consequences of either result of your snooping. The result of all this is that I've realized I'm a very good liar, and that my girlfriend's not, and now I feel like this is a big deal in our relationship and the way I'm thinking about it.

So, another question for the board: how often do you lie to your SO about things, whether significant (affairs, etc.) or insignificant ("I didn't see that you called until I was already out the door with the guys on the way to the course.") You can ignore the silly stuff that's necessary ("no, your stretch marks don't bother me and make me want to fuck your sister").

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by mmm3587
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[lots of crap]

God, you sure are a longwinded blowhard!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I think that "cheating" is different for women with women than women with men. Even among women who are very straight, there's a decent chance they've engage in a little bit of fucking around with other women in college or whenever. But to actually be in a significant relationship with another woman is another thing. Would I be pissed i found out if Mrs. mmm (who is not actually Mrs. mmm, but who cares) ate out some other chick when I wasn't around? Only because I would have liked to participate or at least watch. Would I be pissed if she actually was involved with and cared for a woman that she was fucking around with? Yeah, probably even more pissed than I found out that she had just fucked some guy, and it would probbaly really hurt my feelings.* I guess that (for once) I'm with bnb on this one: if you feel like you want to cheat, address the problems with your relationship and end it before you actually do cheat.

If a woman hasn't figured out that she is basically heterosexual by the time she's in her late 20s or so, I probably wouldn't want to be with her. If she's actually out there trying to figure out if she wants to spend the rest of her life with a woman, then that would really fuck up a relationship, whether I knew or not.

I don't believe that there are that many true middle of the spectrum bisexuals; lots of people fuck around with members of the same sex because sex is fun and hot and all that. The fact that women do it with women without being truly long-term "lesbians" more than men do it with men without being truly long-term "gays" is just a societal thing. History could have gone a different way and Sebby would be offering to show ShapeShifter a quality blowjob, but guys generally don't fuck other guys unless they're at the gay end of the spectrum, whereas women cross over into some playing around all the time. And thank god for it.

* So, anyway, some follow-up on stuff I mentioned previously and some thoughts on snooping: I really watched her like a hawk for a month or so, including reading all her e-mail and actually following her around town a few times. (Which was actually pretty fun because of the spy aspect, but sucked for other reasons.) I didn't see anything problematic and I actually believe that she has never lied to me about anything now. I think that she has more of a problem with booze than I thought, though, because I realize that she tends to really pound drinks a lot and quickly, more so when I'm not around.

I'm starting to realize that I probably jump to conclusions a lot, and I'm really glad that I didn't really confront her about it without evidence, but I also feel bad that I actually snooped on her. I don't think that I could ever tell her the truth; I really feel like I betrayed her by doing so, especially since I didn't find anything. An ex once revealed that she snooped on my e-mail by telling me that she caught me in a very innocuous lie designed to preotect her feelings, and I broke up with her. And I think that it would be appropriate for Mrs. mmm to do the same to me. So, anyway, think about your decision if you decide to snoop, and be prepared for the consequences of either result of your snooping. The result of all this is that I've realized I'm a very good liar, and that my girlfriend's not, and now I feel like this is a big deal in our relationship and the way I'm thinking about it.

So, another question for the board: how often do you lie to your SO about things, whether significant (affairs, etc.) or insignificant ("I didn't see that you called until I was already out the door with the guys on the way to the course.") You can ignore the silly stuff that's necessary ("no, your stretch marks don't bother me and make me want to fuck your sister").

Congratulations, you've done the impossible. You've made the subject of lesbian experimentation boring. Kudos!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by mmm3587
God, you sure are a longwinded blowhard!

2.

[mmm3587]

Read my posts or don't. I don't really care. Do I read everything everyone else writes? Hell no. If I post some long-winded bullshit and you don't want to read it, just don't. We can all assume that someone is thinking it's too long and I suck. If you say it, at least be original about it. You're a fucking lawyer: skim for the interesting parts and ignore the rest. If nothing's interesting, don't read any of it.

[dtb]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I think that "cheating" is different for women with women than women with men. Even among women who are very straight, there's a decent chance they've engage in a little bit of fucking around with other women in college or whenever. But to actually be in a significant relationship with another woman is another thing. Would I be pissed i found out if Mrs. mmm (who is not actually Mrs. mmm, but who cares) ate out some other chick when I wasn't around? Only because I would have liked to participate or at least watch. Would I be pissed if she actually was involved with and cared for a woman that she was fucking around with? Yeah, probably even more pissed than I found out that she had just fucked some guy, and it would probbaly really hurt my feelings.* I guess that (for once) I'm with bnb on this one: if you feel like you want to cheat, address the problems with your relationship and end it before you actually do cheat.

If a woman hasn't figured out that she is basically heterosexual by the time she's in her late 20s or so, I probably wouldn't want to be with her. If she's actually out there trying to figure out if she wants to spend the rest of her life with a woman, then that would really fuck up a relationship, whether I knew or not.

I don't believe that there are that many true middle of the spectrum bisexuals; lots of people fuck around with members of the same sex because sex is fun and hot and all that. The fact that women do it with women without being truly long-term "lesbians" more than men do it with men without being truly long-term "gays" is just a societal thing. History could have gone a different way and Sebby would be offering to show ShapeShifter a quality blowjob, but guys generally don't fuck other guys unless they're at the gay end of the spectrum, whereas women cross over into some playing around all the time. And thank god for it.

* So, anyway, some follow-up on stuff I mentioned previously and some thoughts on snooping: I really watched her like a hawk for a month or so, including reading all her e-mail and actually following her around town a few times. (Which was actually pretty fun because of the spy aspect, but sucked for other reasons.) I didn't see anything problematic and I actually believe that she has never lied to me about anything now. I think that she has more of a problem with booze than I thought, though, because I realize that she tends to really pound drinks a lot and quickly, more so when I'm not around.

I'm starting to realize that I probably jump to conclusions a lot, and I'm really glad that I didn't really confront her about it without evidence, but I also feel bad that I actually snooped on her. I don't think that I could ever tell her the truth; I really feel like I betrayed her by doing so, especially since I didn't find anything. An ex once revealed that she snooped on my e-mail by telling me that she caught me in a very innocuous lie designed to preotect her feelings, and I broke up with her. And I think that it would be appropriate for Mrs. mmm to do the same to me. So, anyway, think about your decision if you decide to snoop, and be prepared for the consequences of either result of your snooping. The result of all this is that I've realized I'm a very good liar, and that my girlfriend's not, and now I feel like this is a big deal in our relationship and the way I'm thinking about it.

So, another question for the board: how often do you lie to your SO about things, whether significant (affairs, etc.) or insignificant ("I didn't see that you called until I was already out the door with the guys on the way to the course.") You can ignore the silly stuff that's necessary ("no, your stretch marks don't bother me and make me want to fuck your sister").

So, was it ncs's musings on movie quotes from Office Space that inspired this discourse?


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