Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The see through sheer sundress is awfully nice. The way it waves back and forth on the hips is pretty damned hypnotic.

Can you post a pic of a see through sheer sundress that goes mack and forth on the hips, bc this doesnt sound like something one would wear in public unless it was over a bikini.

I was thinking the other day about why from behind is such a great position. There's really no effort in it. Its not that much better - it just allows you to be lazy as hell, and go verrry deep. The leverage is just so perfect. Its the most ergonomically advantageous position for the mmale.

Does mmmm45346346 have a bad back?


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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
Cousin finally come through with that cement masons' union gig you've always wanted? If I were to leave the law it would be for the ironworkers, but to each his own.

Fuck you. I'm gonna become a thumb-breaker for my neighbor in the Russian mob.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Fuck you. I'm gonna become a thumb-breaker for my neighbor in the Russian mob.

Fuck me? Fuck me?? I got a guy smart enough to find and break all five yo stubby fingers, so fuck you.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Its a very popular thing to self-righteously say "I wouldn't fuck her with taxwonk's dick."

No, the popular thing to say is "I wouldn't fuck her with Fringey's dick." Get it right or suck it.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I actually hope to cement my future today. Odd, I know. But sometimes things just work out that way.

Since so many people have IMed to ask, i thought I should clarify.


At lunch, I told myself that I had decided to make myself name partner. The whole firm is overjoyed.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
Fuck me? Fuck me?? I got a guy smart enough to find and break all five yo stubby fingers, so fuck you.

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Have another drink, Paddy.

ETA: Alright!!! Hat trick, and they're all true Friday posts!.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


There's really no effort in it. Its not that much better - it just allows you to be lazy as hell, and go verrry deep. The leverage is just so perfect.

Especially when you're doing nothing and the girl is just backing onto your crank. It's like inserting the corkscrew and having someone turn the bottle for you.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Especially when you're doing nothing and the girl is just backing onto your crank. It's like inserting the corkscrew and having someone turn the bottle for you.

Lazy fuck.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Lazy fuck.

Slow down. The ash tray is about to fall off your ass.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Especially when you're doing nothing and the girl is just backing onto your crank. It's like inserting the corkscrew and having someone turn the bottle for you.

Huh? Did we miss the wedding?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
go verrry deep

Yeah, but hitting the cervix has its downsides as well as its upsides -- at least for the person with the cervix.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? Did we miss the wedding?

Did you not get the notice from the VFW?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Did you not get the notice from the VFW?

Elks lodge was booked?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ironweed
Elks lodge was booked?

Elks? You disappoint me. What's wrong with the Hibernian hall?

Self-hating Mick.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Have another drink, Paddy.

Paddy O'Furniture? Keep talking smack, fatboy. I'll be looking for you on your next vacation to the emerald isles.