Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She's 57 (or, who knows, older ww the whole hollywood thing) and he's 35? Nice.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

Curious about the baby mama though.

She's no "extraordinaire" if she lets him take a break and father a child while doing so. Sounds more like a sugar-momma or something--no steel trap to keep him there.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She's no "extraordinaire" if she lets him take a break and father a child while doing so. Sounds more like a sugar-momma or something--no steel trap to keep him there.

Sweetie, it's the hunters who use the steel traps on cougars, not vice-versa. Cougars lack opposable thumbs.

22 years is fairly impressive.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She's no "extraordinaire" if she lets him take a break and father a child while doing so. Sounds more like a sugar-momma or something--no steel trap to keep him there.

Perhaps she is merely the wind beneath his wings.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I fucking hate when my analysis is good (I don't think Washington's offense can put together a drive against TB's defense), and you still lose the damn pick.

For those of you who didn't see the early game today, Washington had one defensive TD, and one drive that started from the TB 6 yard line after an interception. Those 14 points were enough, as TB won, 17-10 (because a chump rookie receiver dropped an open TD pass in the end zone for TB with 2 minutes left). Sorry to have given a bad 1-star pick -- at least the 4-star Pats pick was right on the money.

Again, Giants and Bengals tomorrow.

This is almost too sad to be funny. Almost.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She's 57 (or, who knows, older ww the whole hollywood thing) and he's 35? Nice.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

Curious about the baby mama though.

Point of order!

I don't think a "longtime girlfriend" is a cougar. A cougar is by definition on the prowl.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
This is almost too sad to be funny. Almost.

Maybe his brother can start a special cabin for gamblers at the camp.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Point of order!

I don't think a "longtime girlfriend" is a cougar. A cougar is by definition on the prowl.

Hm. This criticism seems more valid. "Keeper of boy-toy"?

[SEC_Chick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She's no "extraordinaire" if she lets him take a break and father a child while doing so. Sounds more like a sugar-momma or something--no steel trap to keep him there.

This article neglects to mention his other child, age 15, whom he had with his high school math teacher. So he's always been attacted to cougars.

See http://www.celebrity-babies.com/

[Sparklehorse]

Post #2908

From Viet Mom:

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note -- Viet Babe's sitter (who used to be a teacher at her Kindercare and I used her along with many other families when I had to work late) has me in her email address book and sometimes sends group emails out saying "Merry Christmas" or chain letters/jokes. Last night, she accidentally sent me AND HER ENTIRE EMAIL ADDRESS BOOK an email that attached pornographic pictures of her "in the act" and a link to an "adult profile" on a graphic porn website with more of the same. I opened the email thinking it was the usual chain letter/joke and WHOOSH! There was VietBabe's sitter's face, performing oral sex on someone (only his private parts were in view). The rest of the shots were....I can't even describe them they were so graphic (one involved a cob of corn) but let's just say the up close shots of anal sex were not the most disturbing. I have never discussed anything remotely sexual with this person, or even personal for that matter, so I was shocked and annoyed. Today I got an email, which had a lot of other recipients, INCLUDING HER MOTHER, FATHER AND AUNT, apologizing for the mishap. Now I'm not angry - just glad I'm not her! The pics were really whacko and I really think the child care industry attracts flakes. Between this, and my bad nanny experiences, any future Vietbabes would go straight to daycare (but maybe not Kindercare anymore!).

(PS - no she is not that cute; no I won't send the email or link!!!)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
This is almost too sad to be funny. Almost.

He's the FB's Costanza.

Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

Bet the opposite of Str8.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by spookyfish
This is almost too sad to be funny. Almost.

Well, how about this bet?

Carson Palmer -44.5 yards over Ben Rothlesberger?

Is that too sad to be funny? Or is it funny.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's the FB's Costanza.

Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

Bet the opposite of Str8.

Very good. As a public service, I like, on the point spreads, Seattle, Chicago, Denver and Indy.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Well, how about this bet?

Carson Palmer -44.5 yards over Ben Rothlesberger?

Is that too sad to be funny? Or is it funny.

Yes.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Very good. As a public service, I like, on the point spreads, Seattle, Chicago, Denver and Indy.

If it makes you feel any better, I took the Jags money line and the over (first bet in probably 11 months).

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's the FB's Costanza.

Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

Bet the opposite of Str8.

Bastard doomed my team with his picks. Crimey.