Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Fugee]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Paris is to Pam as ribeye is to cat.

Pam wants to eat Paris???? I dare say that tape would sell.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This analogy is stupid. Will Smith is no less talented than the Tom Cruises, Colin Farells and Brad Pitts of the world. I know that's not saying much, but Paris Hilton is sub-talented. She owes talent to the people who are exposed to her.

TM

My analogy was intended to be more of a comment about the new millenium than it was about either Mr. Smith or Ms. Hilton.

I continue to be a misunderstood genius.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It took you five days to come up with that joke?

I posted it 1 minute after Ty posted? did Penske change something with his time machine thing?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe that Paris and Nikki are the richest members of their family right about now. Paris from modeling, "acting" and paid appearances (she makes serious cash showing up to nightclub openings and simialr events) and Nikki from the handbag line in Japan.

I am surprised, though in her abilities.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No, he made the joke right away, only this time he substituted "people who ride bicycles for sport" for "French people." I think it was a winner both times!

I did it as French at first because i was in my "I like Flower" schtick at the time.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw yeaaaah! Penske bringin' the hammer down GANGSTA-STYLE. Anyhoo, they ended up shortening the long course for that tri because all the little girly-men were afraid of the heat. Penske would have done that tri backwards, except the bike part, which he would have done with no tires.

BOO-YAH, INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does Penske ever start 10 minutes after the rest of the field to give them a chance?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Paris is to Pam as ribeye is to cat.

I would think this might need to be read backwards, like a nod to your ebrew roots, but then they'd both need to be read backwards, so I realized it was just sloppy writing.

Paris is to Pam as cat is to ribeye is what you should have written.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
My analogy was intended to be more of a comment about the new millenium than it was about either Mr. Smith or Ms. Hilton.

I continue to be a misunderstood genius.

You're right. I don't think any other stars have leveraged their fame by putting out bad music or slapping their face on the cover of a book someone else wrote. No wonder you're the insider and we're all just on the outside looking in.

TM

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I would think this might need to be read backwards, like a nod to your ebrew roots, but then they'd both need to be read backwards, so I realized it was just sloppy writing.

Paris is to Pam as cat is to ribeye is what you should have written.

I'm more a dog person, myself, but still, if I had to pet one, it would be the cat, not the ribeye. So Wonk's got a point.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm more a dog person, myself, but still, if I had to pet one, it would be the cat, not the ribeye. So Wonk's got a point.

You've clearly never pet quality meat.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
My analogy was intended to be more of a comment about the new millenium than it was about either Mr. Smith or Ms. Hilton.

I continue to be a misunderstood genius.

I'll accept misunderstood.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I am surprised, though in her abilities.

Did I get an abbreviated version or something? She just played pincushion and smirked for the camera.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I would think this might need to be read backwards, like a nod to your ebrew roots, but then they'd both need to be read backwards, so I realized it was just sloppy writing.

Paris is to Pam as cat is to ribeye is what you should have written.

Noooooo.

Paris = ribeye. Well formed, pleasing to the eye, succulent.

Pam = cat. Tough, far more pleasant in theory than in practice, a bit gamey tasting.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did I get an abbreviated version or something? She just played pincushion and smirked for the camera.

She does get style points for the night-vision thing, though.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She does get style points for the night-vision thing, though.

Was it me or did Solomon have one of those hooked dicks? That's some odd shit right there. Or was that just a camera effect?