Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ironweed
Elks lodge was booked?

Too late for the Knights of Columbus as well.

Originally posted by Not Bob
Elks? You disappoint me. What's wrong with the Hibernian hall?

Self-hating Mick.

Hibernian hall has standards. Coltrane and Sequels wouldn't get a look in.

ETA: Who the FUCK is Sequels?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ironweed

ETA: Who the FUCK is Sequels?

And, does her ass have room for an ashtray?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ironweed
Hibernian hall has standards. Coltrane and Sequels wouldn't get a look in.

ETA: Who the FUCK is Sequels?

Indeed. I get misty just thinking of the boys showing up in their kelly green sports coats at my uncle's wake a few years ago. Meant a lot to my aunt, since they had spent more Saturday nights with my uncle than she did. They even paid for the piper at the cemetary. Classy in every sense of the word.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

For mmmmmm239578, just to let you know, I really do care. You should get a few of these for your girl.

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagious...org/index.html

sfw

TM

Originally posted by Not Bob
Indeed. I get misty just thinking of the boys showing up in their kelly green sports coats at my uncle's wake a few years ago. Meant a lot to my aunt, since they had spent more Saturday nights with my uncle than she did. They even paid for the piper at the cemetary. Classy in every sense of the word.

Ah sure, it'd bring a tear to a glass eye so it would.

You do know, don't you, that the Irish invented "white trash"?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Did you not get the notice from the VFW?

Vanity Fair Website?
Very Fabulous Weddings?
Vagina Fairy Wishes?
Veterans For Waxing?
Vulgarities for Wonk?

Originally posted by ironweed
Hibernian hall has standards. Coltrane and Sequels wouldn't get a look in.

ETA: Who the FUCK is Sequels?

If you put down the fucking hooch for a minute, Mr. O'South-of-800, you might know.

And try googling it next time, you lazy fu-less bastard.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
For mmmmmm239578, just to let you know, I really do care. You should get a few of these for your girl.

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagious...org/index.html

sfw

TM

Never before has a product been so perfectly tailored to the unknown by anyone but whimsically posted about SO of a poster. Well done. Too bad you chased mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(hi Coltrane!) off the boards.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you put down the fucking hooch for a minute, Mr. O'South-of-800, you might know.

And try googling it next time, you lazy fu-less bastard.

Offaly? Whiffolay!

Originally posted by ironweed
Offaly? Whiffolay!

McWhiff.

ETA (hi, Atticus!)

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Since so many people have IMed to ask, i thought I should clarify.

I love that one.

Chalk another W up in the e-life column for the Wonkster.

[LessinSF]

(the IRL driver)

http://www.indymotorspeedway.com/danica.htm

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
...too bad you chased mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(hi Coltrane!) off the boards.

I'm still around, but way behind on all these posts about TM's preferred panty vendors and why Lindsay Lohan will never be as hot as Anne. How is your dry, sandy snatch?

Then I spent the afternoon drinking at the Cubs* game with clients, so now I am all fucked up and just mooching off some asshole's wireless network on some other asshole's roof while we all "check e-mail."* I am so behind that I haven't even seen sebby's post about buttfucking his wife except in signature lines. And I haven't even exchanged dirty PMs with Anne lately, either. I'm glad that I can still rely on a nonsensical post from you to make no fucking sense. Do you have some excuse about a baseball game to provide?

Are any of you cornholers going to Bonnaroo?

* Word is, Prior's arm might be broken!

* For me, this means, open up my laptop and fuck around on overheardinnewyork.com and this site because I already know what my e-mails are because I check them on my blackberry while pissing in the trough, so as not to alert my clients that I always know when they are trying to reach me. For them, I think that it means trying to figure out what strip club they are going to go to tonight and when their girlfriends should meet them so as best to avoid their wives finding anything out. I think one of them is gay and always trying to get the other ones drunk enough to fuck them, so maybe they are e-mailing each other about that, too. We look like nincompoops, but I just follow the crowd when the crowd butters my bread as much as these assholes (Hi, Carlos!) do!

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by mmm3587
And I haven't even exchanged dirty PMs with Anne lately, either.

Well you better get back to it. Wonk has offered to grab my boob if I move to Chicago.