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Bad Boy · 08-03-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you this stupid all the time or do you just like to embarrass yourself?

1. You are pathetic in that you assume everyone wants to be a partner.

2. You are clearly a moron to assume that my class year is even up for partner.

3. You are a waste of time because you're scared of fucking some hot summer because it might cost you partnership.

4. You are just plain sad because you've tried to convince yourself that you even had a shot in the first place.

5. You are a loser because you don't have one friend at your firm that you can talk to about the summers' tits.

In short, you are perfect partner material.

Now go get your fuckin' shinebox.

TM

Let me get this straight. I am pathetic because I've decided not to risk my career on hooking up with a girl who I acknowledged, in the first posts on this subject, isn't into me?

You're a clown, bro.

Bad Boy · 08-03-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Yeah: yours is the fag school, mine is the cool kids.

Some guys aren't desperate enough to do any for pussy. You're clearly not one of them. Here's a tip. Call your wife and ask for your pants back.

pony_trekker · 08-03-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by Bad Boy
Some guys aren't desperate enough to do any for pussy. You're clearly not one of them. Here's a tip. Call your wife and ask for your pants back.

Sorry. you lost me with the double negatives in the 1st two sentences. As for the 3d and 4th: I left my pants and my tip at yo mama house.

Yo mama like nascar - fo rubbers and shes ready to ride.

pony_trekker · 08-03-2005, 01:29 PM

OK, I nearly peed in my pants over these:

Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama's so nasty, when someone asked her what she was going to eat, she spread her legs and pointed down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.
Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-03-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Bad Boy
Let me get this straight. I am pathetic because I've decided not to risk my career on hooking up with a girl who I acknowledged, in the first posts on this subject, isn't into me?

You're a clown, bro.

No. You're a loser for having no friends who won't sell you out because you think a summer's tits are nice.

And you're a joke.

TM

baltassoc · 08-03-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
OK, I nearly peed in my pants over these:

Repost, but particularly apropos: don't disrespect mothers. Mr. T said:

http://www.orange32.com/mother/ (spree: sound, video)

NotFromHere · 08-03-2005, 02:15 PM

Dear Str8,
Could I please have free tickets to 4 brothers? I love Mark Wahlberg. Really. Except I hated Planet of the Apes.
Nice cross promotion last night - Big Brother/4 Brothers.

And Maggie was not smart in her choices for eviction last night. She is basing her choices on revenge, and not what is going to save her. She's gone next week - I predict. Because whoever gets voted out leaves 2 very angry "team members" to seek revenge.

notcasesensitive · 08-03-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Partner now, eh?

Are you implying I couldn't have been? I left to live in a different city. Signs pointed to me making partner at the old firm last year.

robustpuppy · 08-03-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Are you implying I couldn't have been? I left to live in a different city. Signs pointed to me making partner at the old firm last year.

My Magic 8-Ball is also an optimist, but the Ouija Board is on the fence.

notcasesensitive · 08-03-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wait, so your are really her boyfriend? RT knows I don't hate her. But if you are really her boyfriend you maybe should study Mr Man's response to when people flame NCS. What's that? You say he nevers responds and lets her work it out?

QED.

Who would ever flame me? Other than Mr Man, of course.

Hank Chinaski · 08-03-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Are you implying I couldn't have been? I left to live in a different city. Signs pointed to me making partner at the old firm last year.

In bilmore's day girls didn't make partner, although many of them made partners, har har har- he's got a millions of'em.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-03-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who would ever flame me? Other than Mr Man, of course.

Slut.

Hank Chinaski · 08-03-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who would ever flame me? Other than Mr Man, of course.

I'm sure he catchs a lot of the things that seem to go over your head.

notcasesensitive · 08-03-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm sure he catchs a lot of the things that seem to go over your head.

Well, he is 6'11". On the internet.

str8outavannuys · 08-03-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Bad Boy
Let me get this straight. I am pathetic because I've decided not to risk my career on hooking up with a girl who I acknowledged, in the first posts on this subject, isn't into me?

You're a clown, bro.

I'd still go for it.

Her last weekend in town, after her summer employment is finished.

Cf. my posts about the hottie latina temp at my old firm.