imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You go on thinking you're [sic] practice is common.

I never said it was common. I said it was "arguably more common" than snowballing, which is a very defensible statement.

At any rate, let the record reflect that sebby would rather pass his own duck butter back and forth with someone else than engage in a little analingus.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
How you did not get labelled "snowballer" from that post, while I am forever tormented by bringing up an arguably more common practice that may or may not be engaged in from time to time, is beyond me. Maybe rimmer just has a better ring to it?

Because, to quote JFK, "life's not fair."

The bacon cheeseburger was tasty, the Rolling Rock was cold and refreshing, and I am begining to feel a bit better about Life.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Lick my ass.

Aren't you slave's bitch? I don't think he's pimping you out at the moment.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You go on thinking you're practice is common.

I'll do anything, but I won't do that.

Lord, did I just unintentionally quote Meatloaf?

FWIW, I laugh every time I see the Dr note lack of period, fringey Pepper commercial.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Now we know who the eyeball licker is, too.

Now that's just weird.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Me, I'd actually prefer the vanilla here, just because I hate corn.

This reminds me of a story a coworker told me last night over drinks. He grew up on a farm in South Texas. The story involves an outhouse and puppies, and was one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard. Unless I receive breasticle pictures from 3 separate FBetties by 5pm (central time) Monday, I will repeat the story on this board.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I get you and Coltrane mixed up now, based on your grey avatars. Even though he has switched back to that other guy.

I used to think Coltrane was just engaged in a nice homage, but frankly I'm getting a little peeved at the confusion he's created.

And my lawyer tells me he's outside the "fair use exception" but still says I have a "look and feel" problem. What kind of shit is that?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
How you did not get labelled "snowballer" from that post, while I am forever tormented by bringing up an arguably more common practice that may or may not be engaged in from time to time, is beyond me. Maybe rimmer just has a better ring to it?

It's so obvious I needn't point it out, but posts like this will do nothing to stop the torment.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I used to think Coltrane was just engaged in a nice homage, but frankly I'm getting a little peeved at the confusion he's created.

And my lawyer tells me he's outside the "fair use exception" but still says I have a "look and feel" problem. What kind of shit is that?

I think you need to get a mouthfeel report on that shit.

MR?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
FWIW, I laugh every time I see the Dr note lack of period, fringey Pepper commercial.

Mmmmmm, ddp.

I really need to start watching TV again. I have no clue what you are talking about.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's so obvious I needn't point it out, but posts like this will do nothing to stop the torment.

If I was truly tormented, I wouldn't engage in the self-deprecation.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
His wanking is more noticeable. And to some extent, snowballing sounds like a fun winter activity, whereas rimming maybe could describe preparing margarita glasses, but not much else.

Actually, it was pretty much you alone who was obssessed with it. Although apparently, Thurgreed has tried it recently and didn't like it.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Ignore. Repeat post.

A-HA! Proof that pony-trekker is robustpuppy's sock!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
If I was truly tormented, I wouldn't engage in the self-deprecation.

WERE. "If I WERE."

jesus fucking christ.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Actually, it was pretty much you alone who was obssessed with it. Although apparently, Thurgreed has tried it recently and didn't like it.

I really kind of doubt I was more obsessed with the snowballing than others, but who knows.