Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
F, straight, N, N, N, N

(btw your poll is flawed w/r/t gay people; they'll answer Y to all without discussing whether they've tried batting the other way; unless you just don't care about their answers, in which case you should tell them to stop answering after that question)

Good point. I guess change the "of the same sex" to " of the sex to which you are not primarly attracted."

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by mmm3587
. . . but guys generally don't fuck other guys unless they're at the gay end of the spectrum, whereas women cross over into some playing around all the time. And thank god for it.

To paraphrase Garrett Morris from SNL, who are these women you are talking about?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
They called you their Back Door? How degrading. That chick who wrote Pledged would have loved that anecdote.

what kind of frat even has a stuffed bear let alone going after it? I'm guessing not the kind of frat having "knock the bottle over" contests.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bad news for Sebby. Or maybe not.

Men's Health compiled this list based on antidepressant sales, courtesy of NDC Health; suicide rates, from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC); and the number of days inhabitants reported being depressed, based on the CDC's Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System, accessed through bestplaces.net. Whatever the reasons, Philadelphia has earned the melancholy distinction of being America's most depressed city, followed closely by Detroit and St. Petersburg, Florida.

The 20 Most Depressed Cities

1. Philadelphia, PA: F
2. Detroit, MI: F
3. St. Petersburg, FL: F
4. St. Louis, MO: F
5. Tampa, FL: F (surprising)
6. Indianapolis, IN: F
7. (3-way tie) Mesa, AZ: F, Phoenix, AZ: F, and Scottsdale, AZ: F (not surprising)
10. Cleveland, OH: F
11. New York, NY: D-
12. Salt Lake City, UT: D-
13. Atlanta, GA: D
14. (3-way tie) Yonkers, NY: D, Pittsburgh, PA: D, and Kansas City, MO: D
17. (3-way tie) Long Beach, CA: D, Los Angeles, CA: D, Nashville, TN" D
20. Portland, OR: D

I think LA works it's way in there not so much that people are depressed, but that people really really like their antidepressants there.

The 20 Happiest Cities

1. Laredo, TX: A+
2. El Paso, TX: A+
3. Jersey City, NJ: A+
4. Corpus Christi, TX: A+
5. Baton Rouge, LA: A
6. Honolulu, HI: A-
7. Fresno, CA: A-
8. San Jose, CA: A- (surprising)
9. Lincoln, NE: B+
10. Bakersfield, CA: B+
11. Buffalo, NY: B+ (wha?)
12. Anchorage, AK: B+
13. Stockton, CA: B+
14. Shreveport, LA: B+
15. (3-way tie) Madison, WI: B, Montgomery, AL: B, and Des Moines, IA: B
18. Wichita, KS: B
19. (tie) Sacramento, CA (shocking): B and Omaha, NE: B

Alright Portland!

And Sacto is "shocking" but no comment for Fresno, Bakersfield, and Stockton? Sacramento is Paris in the Spring when compared to those three shitholes.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
THis is not news. Are you still looking at FB Dossier v4.1? Pay the $20 for the upgrade. The updates regarding RT's favorite toys are more than worth the price.

I thought you were straight. Veddy interesting. The mind boogles and the pants jiggle.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what kind of frat has a stuffed bear and would go after it? I'm guessing not the kind of frat have "knock the bottle over" contests.

Tri-Lam.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Alright Portland!

And Sacto is "shocking" but no comment for Fresno, Bakersfield, and Stockton? Sacramento is Paris in the Spring when compared to those three shitholes.

Ah, how you underestimate the power of meth.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Not Bob
To paraphrase Garrett Morris from SNL, who are these women you are talking about?

Maybe it's different in Podunkville. Should I have included some questions about cows of the same or opposite sex?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Not Bob
To paraphrase Garrett Morris from SNL, who are these women you are talking about?

Hmmmm . . . NFH says the same thing first, with an amusing sorrority anecdote. I chime in a bit later with a pop culture reference from the 1970s (thought one could argue that it is timeless).

Advantage NFH. But only a slight one, because I laughed at myself as I replayed the Garrett/Mick interview in my head.

Carry on.

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,154612,00.html

• Cops: Man Killed Over Racist Joke
  Tuesday, April 26, 2005
  
  PHILADELPHIA — A black man shot a white former co-worker to death on Easter, claiming he did it because he overheard the victim telling a racist joke seven years ago, authorities said Monday.
  
  Stanford A. Douglas Jr., 29, was arrested Sunday after a two-hour standoff with police. He was charged with murder and jailed without bail.
  
  Douglas allegedly shot William Berkeyheiser, 62, three times in the chest and shoulder on March 27 after he opened the front door of his home.
  
  Douglas told investigators he had thought about killing Berkeyheiser ever since he overheard Berkeyheiser tell someone a joke with racial overtones in 1998, Bucks County District Attorney Diane Gibbons said.

Maybe it was the depression of Philadelphia, but that is some serious grudge holdng.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
F, straight, N, N, N, N

(btw your poll is flawed w/r/t gay people; they'll answer Y to all without discussing whether they've tried batting the other way; unless you just don't care about their answers, in which case you should tell them to stop answering after that question)

F, straight, N,N,N,N also.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Congratulations, you've done the impossible. You've made the subject of lesbian experimentation boring. Kudos!

My money was on fringey to do that through a series of inane questions and tax-related hypos.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Maybe it's different in Podunkville. Should I have included some questions about cows of the same or opposite sex?

We're really more of a soybean and corn growing kinda place. Although Big Earl (Big Ed's brother) does have a few horses. And the local 4-H kids do like to "experiment" with Archer Daniels Midland lobbyists on occasion. No eyeball-licking, though (but I bet the occasional [toe-sucking] takes places).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
My money was on fringey to do that through a series of inane questions and tax-related hypos.

I find lesbian experimentation boring. I have no questions about it. I skip those portions of porn tapes.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by mmm3587
So, I decided to try to amuse myself with some selfgladhanding on sexuality, which is probably top five of my favorite topics to bloviate on.

Could you list the other 4, so I can time my breaks from the FB?