Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Fugee
Are you the one who thought Kelly Clarkson was fat?

Kelly Clarkson is most definitely fat.





TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
vaguely incest

Like thinking about your sister while tcbing?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Kelly Clarkson is most definitely fat.





TM

Huh. She doesn't look that porky on camera.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes. Faux-psuedo.



Yes, I had this fixation too. Luckily my MCATs were low enough to prevent my dream of urology school from becoming true.

You can probably manipulate the hook by keeping it bent like those bushmen in Africa to keep theirs pulled up in sheathes.

ETA: And you'd need the hook to pork Kelly, judging from those pics.

[pony_trekker]

Please charter a fucking bus for your pitchers. The Mets lose more innings pitched to cab accidents than the machine shop lost to Trevor Reznik.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Huh. She doesn't look that porky on camera.

You can tell from her face.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Like thinking about your sister while tcbing?

[true story] My sister is 4' 11" and has the figure of a taut 13 year old swedish boy. And blonde/blue eyed to boot. Last summer, the day before her wedding I am at the estate her and her husband to be (hedge fund guy) bought the month before in Greenwich. I am using his computer and start looking around, cached files, internet history etc. I find some hidden stuff. YoungTeenGirls. Vaguely prepubscent stuff. Secret internet clubs. You know the score.[/true story]

What's the right thing to do in this situation?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can probably manipulate the hook by keeping it bent like those bushmen in Africa to keep theirs pulled up in sheathes.

ETA: And you'd need the hook to pork Kelly, judging from those pics.

Top or bottom? or rear?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
[true story] My sister is 4' 11" and has the figure of a taut 13 year old swedish boy. And blonde/blue eyed to boot. Last summer, the day before her wedding I am at the estate her and her husband to be (hedge fund guy) bought the month before in Greenwich. I am using his computer and start looking around, cached files, internet history etc. I find some hidden stuff. YoungTeenGirls. Vaguely prepubscent stuff. Secret internet clubs. You know the score.[/true story]

What's the right thing to do in this situation?

For a start, get up and disinfect your hands.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Penske_Account


What's the right thing to do in this situation?

Top. Or bottom. Or rear.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Fugee
Are you the one who thought Kelly Clarkson was fat?

Paris is no ribeye. She's skinny like a chicken wing. If I was into girls, I wouldn't look twice at her.

If you want well-formed, pleasing to the eye, and succulent, take another look at Scarlett Johanssen. That's ribeye.

I was the one who was disgusted that people thought Kelly Clarkson was fat.

I agree totally that Paris is not tasty in absolute terms. I was speaking totally relative to Pam Anderson. Kind of like how standing next to Hank makes me look like Colin Firth.

And you don't need to tell me about Scarlett. I loves me some Scarlett. I would do bad, bad things for Scarlett.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Top. Or bottom. Or rear.

Thanks for playing Burger, but you are obviously looking into the crystal ball of my then to be future, as I went all three routes with the maid of honour later that night. Notwithstanding your post-event prescience, I wanted an ethics call on my then B-i-L to be.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
[true story] My sister is 4' 11" and has the figure of a taut 13 year old swedish boy. And blonde/blue eyed to boot. Last summer, the day before her wedding I am at the estate her and her husband to be (hedge fund guy) bought the month before in Greenwich. I am using his computer and start looking around, cached files, internet history etc. I find some hidden stuff. YoungTeenGirls. Vaguely prepubscent stuff. Secret internet clubs. You know the score.[/true story]

What's the right thing to do in this situation?

Sounds like the dude married his fantasy. And face it, Penske, she just really was never that into you.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
[true story] My sister is 4' 11" and has the figure of a taut 13 year old swedish boy. And blonde/blue eyed to boot. Last summer, the day before her wedding I am at the estate her and her husband to be (hedge fund guy) bought the month before in Greenwich. I am using his computer and start looking around, cached files, internet history etc. I find some hidden stuff. YoungTeenGirls. Vaguely prepubscent stuff. Secret internet clubs. You know the score.[/true story]

What's the right thing to do in this situation?

Make sure you wipe the keyboard, screen, and desk after you've finished.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Sounds like the dude married his fantasy. And face it, Penske, she just really was never that into you.

Wonk, we dined together. Al freso even. Anyone who knows me IRL, knows I am a breast man. C'mon, you knew I was copping a feel, no?