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02-04-2005, 03:34 PM
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#3391
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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It's POP
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
WERE. "If I WERE."
jesus fucking christ.
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If you wasn't so mean, maybe Jesus would actually help.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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02-04-2005, 03:38 PM
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#3392
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Location: Flyover land
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It's POP
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
If you wasn't so mean, maybe Jesus would actually help.
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Your sig line is, hands down, the stupidest one I have ever seen. |
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02-04-2005, 03:38 PM
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#3393
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Lickee, Lickee, Lickee
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I used to think Coltrane was just engaged in a nice homage, but frankly I'm getting a little peeved at the confusion he's created.
And my lawyer tells me he's outside the "fair use exception" but still says I have a "look and feel" problem. What kind of shit is that?
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I'm back to Stifler. And it's time to rock out with my cock out.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-04-2005, 03:39 PM
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#3394
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Lickee, Lickee, Lickee
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm back to Stifler. And it's time to rock out with my cock out.
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Out of what? |
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02-04-2005, 03:40 PM
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#3395
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Lickee, Lickee, Lickee
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Out of what?
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My pants, you dumb fuck.*
*it's friday.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-04-2005, 03:40 PM
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#3396
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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It's POP
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mmmmmm, ddp.
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dildo double penetration?
Mmmm, indeed.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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02-04-2005, 03:41 PM
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#3397
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Guest
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It's POP
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The snowballer and the rimmer are not that different. Its kind of like when you grab ice cream with your so, and one of you gets vanilla and one gets chocolate.
Me, I'd actually prefer the vanilla here, just because I hate corn.
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No corn. Not today. I just cannot handle it. |
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02-04-2005, 03:41 PM
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#3398
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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man or woman?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Translation: I'm starting to wonder why my gf will only let me fuck her from behind, and she never lets me leave the lights on.
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You got me, Snowball.
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02-04-2005, 03:41 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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It's POP
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your sig line is, hands down, the stupidest one I have ever seen.
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Do you ever get out of your fucking house and watch a movie?
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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02-04-2005, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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It's POP
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
dildo double penetration?
Mmmm, indeed.
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Deep double penetration. To work the dildoes properly, you need outside help -- and if someone else is there, you may as well have penile pentration as part of it.
It sounds like you might prefer to watch, though, and not participate. |
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02-04-2005, 03:43 PM
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#3401
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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It's POP
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Do you ever get out of your fucking house and watch a movie?
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Fucking is more fun.
I don't care if it's from the best movie EVER, it's stupid. |
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02-04-2005, 03:43 PM
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#3402
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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It's POP
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
No corn. Not today. I just cannot handle it.
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Then you'd better help rally up some breasticle pics for me.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-04-2005, 03:43 PM
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#3403
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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It's POP
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
dildo double penetration?
Mmmm, indeed.
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This doesn't sound appealing at all.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-04-2005, 03:44 PM
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#3404
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Guest
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It's POP
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's so obvious I needn't point it out, but posts like this will do nothing to stop the torment.
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whiff |
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02-04-2005, 03:44 PM
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#3405
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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It's POP
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mmmmmm, ddp.
I really need to start watching TV again. I have no clue what you are talking about.
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Dr Pepper commercial. Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love" is playing. Hipster dude is seen buying tampons for GF, folding her underwear while he does her laundry, etc.
Then, while they are on the couch (watching "Bridget Jones"?), just as the song gets to the "but I won't do that!" part, she reaches for his Dr. Pepper. He is horrified, and runs away from her screaming into the night with his soda. |
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