Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 227

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-26-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. I was in three separate conversations about the summer of 1994 last night as I watched the game. We're feeling good down here.

You can suck it.

TM

Sidd Finch · 04-26-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Alright Portland!

And Sacto is "shocking" but no comment for Fresno, Bakersfield, and Stockton? Sacramento is Paris in the Spring when compared to those three shitholes.

Yes, but anyone living in those places is by definition so stupid that you can't be surprised by anything they believe. Put differently, there are a lot of happy retards in the world.

People in Sacto are generally smart enough to know better.

Sidd Finch · 04-26-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Maybe it's different in Podunkville. Should I have included some questions about cows of the same or opposite sex?

Oooh, good one. Being from Podunkville, Not Bob has only seen cows of one sex.

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-26-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Oooh, good one. Being from Podunkville, Not Bob has only seen cows of one sex.

This takes us into some interesting territory because I think by definition a cow is female, so Mmmmmmm's question is inherently flawed.

robustpuppy · 04-26-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find lesbian experimentation boring. I have no questions about it. I skip those portions of porn tapes.

Maybe you just haven't met the right experimental girl.

ltl/fb · 04-26-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe you just haven't met the right experimental girl.

Is that an offer?

ltl/fb · 04-26-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This takes us into some interesting territory because I think by definition a cow is female, so Mmmmmmm's question is inherently flawed.

Mmmmm, steak.

pony_trekker · 04-26-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Any of our beliefs about this are anecdotal. I propose a poll:

Gender?:
Primary Sexuality:
Ever pasionately kissed a member of the same sex?:
Ever fondled/petted/sexually rubbed a member of the same sex?:
Ever had oral sex with a member of the same sex?:
Ever had penetrative sex (including with an implement) with a member of the same sex?:

M, straight, N, N, N, N

My belief is that there are a lot of straight women out there with a few Ys in there. Let's see... Maybe I just run with a more permissive crowd, but this is going ten years or more into college, too, when my crowd was different.

Does sex during jail count?

Sidd Finch · 04-26-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This takes us into some interesting territory because I think by definition a cow is female, so Mmmmmmm's question is inherently flawed.

[confidential to gwink] That was sort of my point. [/confidential to gwink]

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-26-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
[confidential to gwink] That was sort of my point. [/confidential to gwink]

hmmm. egg on my face.

mmm3587 · 04-26-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Oooh, good one. Being from Podunkville, Not Bob has only seen cows of one sex.

I admit, it was a lame joke. And I forgot about the cow/bull/steer thing. I was never cut out for the farm life.

Still, I think that lesbian experimentation is a lot more common than male gay experimentation, but maybe I'm wrong. I don't know of a scientifically accurate way to determine which is more common, though.

bilmore · 04-26-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Still, I think that lesbian experimentation is a lot more common than male gay experimentation, but maybe I'm wrong. I don't know of a scientifically accurate way to determine which is more common, though.

Take a pole.