Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Make sure you wipe the keyboard, screen, and desk after you've finished.

Their cleaning lady was there. For an extra five, she swallowed.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I was the one who was disgusted that people thought Kelly Clarkson was fat.

I agree totally that Paris is not tasty in absolute terms. I was speaking totally relative to Pam Anderson. Kind of like how standing next to Hank makes me look like Colin Firth.

And you don't need to tell me about Scarlett. I loves me some Scarlett. I would do bad, bad things for Scarlett.

Yeah, you owe me an apology you said I was an "idiot" for calling her fat. mmmph.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Wonk, we dined together. Al freso even. Anyone who knows me IRL, knows I am a breast man. C'mon, you knew I was copping a feel, no?

That was you? I thought it was the waitress.

[Keanu]Whoa[/Keanu]

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yeah, you owe me an apology you said I was an "idiot" for calling her fat. mmmph.

1. You are an idiot.

2. She's not fat.

3. To reiterate: you are an idiot.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
1. You are an idiot.

2. She's not fat.

3. To reiterate: you are an idiot.

Thanks, I couldn't stand it if you were say, nice to me.

And regardless she has an Unappealing Celebrity Body Type.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Thanks, I couldn't stand it if you were say, nice to me.

Stop being an idiot and I will be.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Stop being an idiot and I will be.

Sorry, that is too deeply ingrained at this late a date to possibly change.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That was you? I thought it was the waitress.

[Keanu]Whoa[/Keanu]

Third hand. I am an amatuer prestidigator like that.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Sorry, that is too deeply ingrained at this late a date to possibly change.

Look me at, I changed. I was second most beloved, and I went to second (third?) most reviled and now I am (mostly) beloved again.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Look me at, I changed. I was second most beloved, and I went to second (third?) most reviled and now I am (mostly) beloved again.

Yes, but you know I adore you and you aren't mean to me so there.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yes, but you know I adore you and you aren't mean to me so there.

It's like I told Hank, if you want friends, be friendly. Or something like that.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
It's like I told Hank, if you want friends, be friendly. Or something like that.

Perhaps Hank misunderstood you.

[Gattigap]

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot. Fuck you, clown.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It's mean to underline something that isn't a link.

Sorry about that. I'll remember next time to either put in a link or just use italics.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Perhaps Hank misunderstood you.

Me generally or the specific message?