Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You think you joke, but there was one incident where the gf called me to come over because he was at the door and I arrived with a pair of well-concealed nunchaku (aka "nun-chucks").

Well, come on, Karate Man. What happened?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ohh, ohhh! I know! You hid them where your penis should be, right?

a pair of nunchaku fit in your mouth?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, come on, Karate Man. What happened?

TM

he only bruise on the inside.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Because they have a library of at least decent prior works?

Do you remember my Blue Triangle series? The original?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by tmdiva
So, what do you think about the skills? I'm sure you've posted about this already, but I didn't pay attention because I hadn't watched the show yet, and I'm too lazy to look for it. I think that cross-eyed King of the 'Burbs dude is a nutjob.

I thought he was a complete loser at first with all that "Gheto Revival" crap. But when they asked them to battle themselves, he did a great job and made fun of his King of the Burbs/Ghetto Revival garbage very well.

I think the guy with the deformed nose is the best. The skinny guy who was trying to bone the blonde and the fat girl are my next two picks to win. If she stops getting so nervous, she'd win every challenge. But her rhymes are somewhat complicated and hard to memorize, so Serch and Prince Paul should cut her some slack.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ohh, ohhh! I know! You hid them where your penis should be, right?

When I was a sophomore in HS, I had a crush on this junior cheerleader who was dating the starting senior quarterback. Somehow, I temporarily convinced her to break up with him. She eventually got back together with him, but confessed that she still really liked me. When the latter occurred, I drove over to her house and rang the doorbell. She answered. I stood there holding the mix tape she made for me (I don't recall any of the songs, but I guarantee one of them was by Bell Biv Devoe). I showed the tape to her and broke it in half with one hand. It was truly dramatic. Oh how she cried. Good times!

After, I was so amazed that I actually broke the tape with one hand, I attempted to reenact it at home. I couldn't do it.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Way to keep the paramour prancing.

Sidd prances no matter what anybody says or does. It's getting him to mince that takes a firmer hand.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Like The Ultimate Fighter?

Haven't watched more than one episode. I didn't tivo it and then forgot it was even on.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a pair of nunchaku fit in your mouth?

Oh Hank, fringe is going to get jealous.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
After, I was so amazed that I actually broke the tape with one hand, I attempted to reenact it at home. I couldn't do it.

Cheap tape. She probably used a better-quality cassette for her football-player boyfriend.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When I was a sophomore in HS, I had a crush on this junior cheerleader who was dating the starting quarterback. Somehow, I temporarily convinced her to break up with him. She eventually got back together with him, but confessed that she still really liked me. When the latter occurred, I drove over to her house and rang the doorbell. She answered. I stood there holding the mix tape she made for me (I don't recall any of the songs, but I guarantee one of them was by Bell Biv Devoe). I showed the tape to her and broke it in half with one hand. It was truly dramatic. Oh how she cried. Good times!

After, I was so amazed that I actually broke the tape with one hand, I attempted to reenact it at home. I couldn't do it.

Pussy. I would have broken the quarterback in half in front of her. Then Hank would make some homoerotic remarks and we'd all feel uncomfortable.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have a friend who once asked me, after I told him I was dating a woman who lived a good part of her life in Belgium, whether or not she spoke "Belche."

TM

See, now that was what I was going to suggest to Ty to get the Flemish out of his throat, but I didn't, because I thought that would be going a step too far. Apparently life sometimes imitates Audrey Landers.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When I was a sophomore in HS, I had a crush on this junior cheerleader who was dating the starting senior quarterback. Somehow, I temporarily convinced her to break up with him. She eventually got back together with him, but confessed that she still really liked me. When the latter occurred, I drove over to her house and rang the doorbell. She answered. I stood there holding the mix tape she made for me (I don't recall any of the songs, but I guarantee one of them was by Bell Biv Devoe). I showed the tape to her and broke it in half with one hand. It was truly dramatic. Oh how she cried. Good times!

Did you at least get to do her?

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When I was a sophomore in HS, I had a crush on this junior cheerleader who was dating the starting senior quarterback. Somehow, I temporarily convinced her to break up with him. She eventually got back together with him, but confessed that she still really liked me. When the latter occurred, I drove over to her house and rang the doorbell. She answered. I stood there holding the mix tape she made for me (I don't recall any of the songs, but I guarantee one of them was by Bell Biv Devoe). I showed the tape to her and broke it in half with one hand. It was truly dramatic. Oh how she cried. Good times!

After, I was so amazed that I actually broke the tape with one hand, I attempted to reenact it at home. I couldn't do it.

I spoke to a college boyfriend over the summer who told me he still had a mix tape I had made him, and that his kids would often sing along to it in the car. But that it made him cringe when his daughter sang "why don't we get drunk and screw?"

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ironweed
Cheap tape. She probably used a better-quality cassette for her football-player boyfriend.

Without a doubt. He was huge. I don't know what I was thinking.