Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So....what does everyone want from Santa? Maybe I'll get some ideas...

I want a recording of the Village People YMCA Christmas carol I heard this morning. Fucking greedy Scrooge music industry threatening to sue innocent people over a simple Christmas download...where the hell's the holiday spirit in that?

"You can hang out with all the e-eee-elves..." Priceless.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by idle acts
Hence my decision to "go big, or go home," by piling on the saccharine.

Next time, go home.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Might I make a suggestion?

For all the random people on my life I can't decide what to buy, I go to Harry and Davids and send them several months of fruit. You could also go to Calyx and Carolla or 1800flowers and send several months of flowers or several months of plants.

It's easy. It's pleasant. I'd like it if someone gave it to me.

That said...both my birthday and Hanukah (or Channukah or whatever) are impending. My mother, sister in law, and husband all keep asking me what I want. I cannot for the life of me think of a single fucking thing (this is very sad).

So....what does everyone want from Santa? Maybe I'll get some ideas...

Also, every year H&D will send you a print out of what you ordered the year before in case you just want to reorder. Very convenient for fruit of the month gifts (my grandma gets the mini size fruit if the month from me because she has no need or want for more stuff).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by evenodds
Robert Randolph & the Family Band are touring throughout the country with Los Lonely Boys.

Catch them live if you get a chance.

www.robertrandolph.net
(warning: contains sound)

They were here about a month ago at the HOB. I can't believe I missed it. Weddings are always fucking up my schedule.

[leagleaze]

So...when your boss calls you into his office to get your advice on presents for his daughter, does that suggest it is ok for you too to engage in some online shopping during the work day?

Just wondering.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They sound like some sort of Samples-esque group by name alone, so they probably do suck.

I actually saw The Samples play SOBER in '94, and they still sucked.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I just left my seat for a minute to get my Members Only jacket from the car

What color is it?











I hear that when you put it on something happens to you.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by RealityBites
R(ghost of Christmas past)b

Ah...the good old days. I'd trade every pj, ltl, ncs, idleacts, etc. for a solid month of rb.

TM

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ah...the good old days. I'd trade every pj, ltl, ncs, idleacts, etc. for a solid month of rb.

TM

Given her last post, though, you might not want to schedule that month during December.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I'm confused. I've always thought that AT-ATs were the two-legged machines that Chewy hijacked on Endor. Someone was trying to tell me that AT-ATs are the four-legged machines on Hoth that Luke trips with the cable. I thought the latter were Imperial Walkers?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I hereby move that it be re-renamed "Assburger Syndrome."

I believe MR has already laid claim to the phrase. Either him or BRC.

I, however, still hold the rights to "Monsieur Assclam."

Monsieur Assclam.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
members only



I hear that when you put it on something happens to you.

TM

You automatically become eastern european?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh, and I don't want anything from Santa, or the Chanukah Chicken either. Just some peace and quiet.

Chanukah Chicken? What happened to Hanukkah Harry?

"On Moische! On Herschel! On Schlomo!
It's Hanukkah Harry 8 nights a year!
On Moische! On Herschel! On Schlomo!
Means that Hanukkah Harry is here!
Delivering Toys to Jewish girls and Jewish boys
We dance the horah around the menorah
'Cuz Hanukkah Harry is Here!"

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
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The first episode was ok. It was sort of uncomfortable to watch how uncomfortable everybody was around each other. There's no way the family should have given the girls chicken to eat after they threw the hissy fit about "dressing" the chickens. If they were going to play some vegetarian card, that would have been one thing, but not doing it because of some problem with dead animals means no dead animals for you.

I found both of them to be unbelievably rude. When the grandmother asked them to help her pluck those chickens, they completely ignored her and went inside, sat on the couch and left her outside. She had to walk all the way in there to ask them again. Bitch, get up and at least bring your ass out there and watch her do it.

Coming attractions: Little Ritchie sticks her arm up a cow's ass. They both scoop up some road kill. Now, why wouldn't they pluck some chickens? Are they really going to change that much over 30 days?

No. I think most of it is bullshit. Both Hilton and Ritchie know what the producers want and they're giving it to them. "What's Walmart? Is that where you buy Wall stuff?" Bullshit. I'm sure she knows one of the Walmarts personally. They're playing it up.

And the helicopter entrance at their going away party? The show set it up and tried to make it look like it's a typical Paris entrance. The shopping spree? I'm sure it was picked up by the show or staged. The dad reading a written list of rules? Please. Everyone in that house knows the house rules by heart. The show handed him that. Those were the show's rules.

Yesterday's show sucked for that reason. Ellis/Bunim usually does a better job of picking people, but this family isn't interesting enough and there's no conflict.

You (or bilmore) may ask, "What did you expect?" And that's a fair question. I guess I didn't expect much. But it better get better than this because if it doesn't, the audience is going to drop 50% after the third week.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What color is it?











I hear that when you put it on something happens to you.

TM

Why are you posting the contents of your closet? Isn't that sort of a self-outing offense?

I suppose next we're all going to be treated to a selection of banana sacks from your underwear drawer. Or bustiers from that "secret" box on the shelf in the back of the closet .