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05-31-2005, 02:58 PM
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#3406
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Miss Universe
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Originally posted by tmdiva
I was a little disappointed at the homogeneity of the final 5--all dark-haired, and four out of five Latin American.
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Yum. This would be the opposite of "No Exit" for me.
ciel, c'est les autres.
Alors, continuons...
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05-31-2005, 03:02 PM
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#3407
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
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Miss Universe
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't find any of the blondes that they picked for the final 15 particularly attractive. Switzerland was meh. Greece was meh and I knew she wouldn't advance when she picked basically a bikini for her formal dress. Norway was hot, but not blonde (surprise!). I thought USA looked a bit heavy compared to the others also. Is she Miss USA or Miss America? I can't keep straight which competition is the feeder for Miss Universe nowadays. Miss Canada was the best looking of the bunch IMO. I was surprised that last year's Miss Universe (from Australia), while certainly cute and pretty, was not gorgeous.
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Miss USA is the feeder for Miss Universe. Miss America fed into the now-defunct (I think) Miss World competition. I'm kind of embarrassed that I know that. Miss USA looked to have gained some weight since the Miss USA contest (which I thought she shouldn't have won--the first runner-up was better-looking).
Last year the final two were Australia and USA, both dark blond sporty types.
I thought Miss Canada was prettiest, too. And she definitely should win something for having the most figure-flattering evening gown. Hourglass = good.
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05-31-2005, 03:03 PM
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#3408
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Deep Throat
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Christopher Walken?
My, he's put on some weight and age.
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Is that picture from the 70s? I really hope so, with those glasses, but I'm scared it's not.
Where's Flinty? I need someone to hold me.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-31-2005, 03:06 PM
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#3409
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Miss Universe
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought USA looked a bit heavy compared to the others also.
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As AC/DC once said, she was knocking me out with those american thighs.
Which one of the 10 finalists had the arms that looked like the alien in Close Encounters? Either her hips were inches below her TITS, or her arms were meant to be legs 3 and 4. |
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05-31-2005, 03:14 PM
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#3410
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Things that suck
In a series.
Getting sprite when you distinctly hit "diet coke" on the machine.
Other than that, I got nothin. Still recovering from a weekend of drama and debauchery in New Orleans.
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05-31-2005, 03:26 PM
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#3412
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
She is a bit freakish, though still not bad for 43.
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05-31-2005, 03:28 PM
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#3413
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Miss Universe
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Originally posted by tmdiva
You didn't miss terribly much (yes, I, sadly, watched it too). Not like Miss America where there's a chance of catching actual cellulite. Miss Switzerland had a distractingly large belly button (what causes that?).
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Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
I could not believe Miss USA advanced at all--she had this really strange stiff-kneed walk that was probably designed to keep her thighs and butt from noticeably jiggling. It just made her seem like a robot.
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Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
I was a little disappointed at the homogeneity of the final 5--all dark-haired, and four out of five Latin American.
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05-31-2005, 03:28 PM
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#3414
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She is a bit freakish, though still not bad for 43.
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Still, you get what you paid for. She looks like she bought those at WalMart. And the guy looks like some soap opera guy.
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05-31-2005, 03:28 PM
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#3415
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She is a bit freakish, though still not bad for 43.
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She's only 43? Holy shit. She looks like half the women on my mother's tennis team. And they're all in their 60's. |
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05-31-2005, 03:28 PM
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#3416
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She is a bit freakish, though still not bad for 43.
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If those are implants, they are just WEIRD. How is it that they are saggy?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-31-2005, 03:31 PM
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#3417
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If those are implants, they are just WEIRD. How is it that they are saggy?
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They're not saggy. They're 6 inches too low.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-31-2005, 03:31 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's only 43? Holy shit. She looks like half the women on my mother's tennis team. And they're all in their 60's.
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I agree. Horrible for 43. Unless she is "43" for publicity purposes, which actually means 50 in human years. |
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05-31-2005, 03:32 PM
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#3419
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's only 43? Holy shit. She looks like half the women on my mother's tennis team. And they're all in their 60's.
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Goodgawd! That's Hunter Tylo? What happened to her? She used to look so normal.
eta, the guy is Ridge Forrester. Great soap name.
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05-31-2005, 03:36 PM
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#3420
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A Gift
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Honey, you should know by now, Wonk would do that for any FB Betty who strays within a 100 mile radius of Chicago.
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Its "FBetty". I know bc I invented this. |
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