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08-03-2005, 04:17 PM
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#3406
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Where I come from a hand and four fingers only nets you about 2.5M after your attorney gets his cut.
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I guess it's back to the old magical no-work-horseshit-eating drawing board for me...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-03-2005, 04:33 PM
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#3407
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Funerals for 33 year olds suck.
Hug your loved ones at some point this week.
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Thanks. I was considering doing nothing for my anniversary today, considering that I have a serious matter to attend to in a case early tomorrow... the sort where I could prep all nite.
Fuck it. I'm going to prepare until 5 and spend the evening with the old lady.
Where's that stupid Bad Boy douche? I need to hire him for some contract work tomorrow.
ETA - And I'm sorry for your loss.
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08-03-2005, 04:43 PM
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#3408
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Where's that stupid Bad Boy douche? I need to hire him for some contract work tomorrow.
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He's off talking about Summer's tits.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-03-2005, 04:49 PM
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#3409
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone can eat cat shit. I'm talking about big stinking pieces of horseshit.
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This reminds of the time I jumped out of a cab late for a hearing at the Daley Building. Without looking my first step out the cabdoor was right into a huge 8 inch high steaming pile of horseshit.
Fucktha police.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-03-2005, 04:53 PM
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#3410
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It still confuses me when you two talk to each other.
I guess that's what being Canadian is all about. That, and a 100% chance of surviving a plane crash.
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What benefits are there (fringe or otherwise) to being a Canadian? Because based on this confusion, I'm fully qualified. |
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08-03-2005, 04:53 PM
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#3411
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
This reminds of the time I jumped out of a cab late for a hearing at the Daley Building. Without looking my first step out the cabdoor was right into a huge 8 inch high steaming pile of horseshit.
Fucktha police.
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Your cabby must have hated you. Did you talk alot during the ride over?
[testing out Hank manner of replying to posts. if you don't like this one, blame Hank.] |
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08-03-2005, 04:54 PM
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#3412
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It still confuses me when you two talk to each other.
I guess that's what being Canadian is all about. That, and a 100% chance of surviving a plane crash.
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And having our national sports league become one giant fantasy league draft with very few keepers.
"Ok, I'll bring up Sergei Gonchar, and I open the bidding at 3 years, $4M per year."
[huddling among other owners]
"4 years, $18M"
"pour me a Molson Ex."
"4 years, $20M"
"hey, pass the Jalapeno poppers."
"5 years, $25M." - sold.
"Dude, you just screwed yourself for cap space." "Hope his knee holds up." "Hahahaha."
"Oh no, what have I done? I could have had Pronger for that money." |
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08-03-2005, 04:54 PM
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#3413
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
This reminds of the time I jumped out of a cab late for a hearing at the Daley Building. Without looking my first step out the cabdoor was right into a huge 8 inch high steaming pile of horseshit.
Fucktha police.
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and remember you checked into a hotel with a turd left unflushed....
if you do get your own board will poo be your deer?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-03-2005, 04:56 PM
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#3414
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and remember you checked into a hotel with a turd left unflushed....
if you do get your own board will poo be your deer?
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That's the Atticus board theme, isn't it?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-03-2005, 04:56 PM
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#3415
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would chop off...three fingers. Not the entire hand, though.
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If I ever win the lottery, you and Sebby are totally fucked.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-03-2005, 04:57 PM
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#3416
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
That's the Atticus board theme, isn't it?
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Atticus is all about the process, Penske the product
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-03-2005, 04:57 PM
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#3417
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
If I ever win the lottery, you and Sebby are totally fucked.
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Oh, me too. You promised. |
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08-03-2005, 04:58 PM
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#3418
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. For once, a Hank post appears to be quite helpful!!
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There's an old expression among traders, a "dead cat bounce". It derives from the fact that every once in a while, even a dead cat will bounce if you throw it out of a high enough window.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-03-2005, 05:01 PM
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#3419
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
What if he puts it in the chili?
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Who stole NFH's login? I actually laughed (in a good way).
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-03-2005, 05:04 PM
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#3420
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
There's an old expression among traders, a "dead cat bounce". It derives from the fact that every once in a while, even a dead cat will bounce if you throw it out of a high enough window.
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Funny. This is also your wife's sole explaination for why she married you.
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