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08-31-2005, 02:15 PM
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Something for the cute cat picture lovers:
http://catsinsinks.com/ 
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delicious strawberry death!
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08-31-2005, 02:23 PM
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One of those cats looks like Porkchop.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-31-2005, 02:24 PM
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You are not answering the question.
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I just realized I've never seen an uncircumsized penis.
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Neither have I. In person. I've seen pictures. They're kind of scary.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 08-31-2005 at 02:28 PM..
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08-31-2005, 02:27 PM
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You are not answering the question.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
The puddle looks like a clown. It happens on your 40th birthday, while you sleep. It leaves a permanent stain on your mattress. The stain, which once again, looks like a clown, glows in the dark and is bright enough to show through sheets and blankets.
There is also a little known law that prohibits men between the ages of 40 and 65 from purchasing a new mattress. Enjoy your 25 years with the glow-in-the-dark clown.
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You have a dark mean streak.
Not that I'm standing up for Balt or anything, because that's not my place. I'm just saying.
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08-31-2005, 02:27 PM
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You are not answering the question.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Neither have I. In person. I've seen pictures. They're kind of scary.
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They're nothing compared to man-eating vaginas. |
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08-31-2005, 02:27 PM
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#3411
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
One of those cats looks like Porkchop.
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This looks like my (younger) cat.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-31-2005, 02:28 PM
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Very cute cats, but if I hadn't cleaned the faucet handles on my bathroom sink for what looks like a dozen years, I'm not sure I'd be posting such a picture on the internet. |
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08-31-2005, 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
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Did you dye your hair?
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08-31-2005, 02:31 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Very cute cats, but if I hadn't cleaned the faucet handles on my bathroom sink for what looks like a dozen years, I'm not sure I'd be posting such a picture on the internet.
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Only you would notice the faucet handles and not the cute kitties. But now that you mention it...
There seems to be bigger issues with that sink than the handles. Perhaps the basin? Is it missing?
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08-31-2005, 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did you dye your hair?
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Yes. And my whiskers (it's extra). And I got extensions on my tail fur. It's my new LA look. I also look dumber than the average cat now -- something about the eyes.
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08-31-2005, 02:35 PM
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Ms. Stewart, Chains Cast Off
I've not paid much attention to Martha Stewart since the celebrated end of her incarceration, but I've now discovered that she's bringing her talents to the cesspool of American television known as reality TV.
In derivative fashion, Martha will be hosting her own Apprentice-style show. Controversy swirled, apparently, about what her trademark line will be when she fires some poor schlub for his/her inability to construct a suitable demi-glaze using only cane sugar and a pistle.
She's settled on "You just don't fit in." Utilitarian, to be sure, but depressingly unimaginative. I much preferred the Defamer's vote for "Bite the doily!"
Gattigap
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08-31-2005, 02:37 PM
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Ms. Stewart, Chains Cast Off
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Originally posted by Gattigap
I've not paid much attention to Martha Stewart since the celebrated end of her incarceration, but I've now discovered that she's bringing her talents to the cesspool of American television known as reality TV.
In derivative fashion, Martha will be hosting her own Apprentice-style show. Controversy swirled, apparently, about what her trademark line will be when she fires some poor schlub for his/her inability to construct a suitable demi-glaze using only cane sugar and a pistle.
She's settled on "You just don't fit in." Utilitarian, to be sure, but depressingly unimaginative. I much preferred the Defamer's vote for "Bite the doily!"
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This seems more marginalizing/belittling than "You're fired!" Like being shunned in an Amish community.
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08-31-2005, 02:49 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Thurgreed and I sent your bio in as a joke. they included it? i thought our cruelty would be unrecognized and innocent. Now I feel bad, I think.
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You did? I sent in yours! You didn't get in? Now I feel bad.
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08-31-2005, 02:49 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Very cute cats, but if I hadn't cleaned the faucet handles on my bathroom sink for what looks like a dozen years, I'm not sure I'd be posting such a picture on the internet.
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I have a picture of my previous cat, as an adorable kitten, in the bathroom sink. I'll be sure to photoshop any dirt off the sink before I submit it to the site.
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delicious strawberry death!
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08-31-2005, 02:52 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Ms. Stewart, Chains Cast Off
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
I've not paid much attention to Martha Stewart since the celebrated end of her incarceration, but I've now discovered that she's bringing her talents to the cesspool of American television known as reality TV.
In derivative fashion, Martha will be hosting her own Apprentice-style show. Controversy swirled, apparently, about what her trademark line will be when she fires some poor schlub for his/her inability to construct a suitable demi-glaze using only cane sugar and a pistle.
She's settled on "You just don't fit in." Utilitarian, to be sure, but depressingly unimaginative. I much preferred the Defamer's vote for "Bite the doily!"
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Your prole roots are showing. Among Martha's circle, "You just don't fit in" is akin to telling someone that you can no longer bear the sight of their hunchback. The only crueler dismissal would be "You're just not our kind, dear."
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