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11-10-2005, 03:12 PM
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#3406
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Just think back to Bachelorette Party 7: Hot Sluts In Action for your frame of reference.
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I knew that was you. I was just too polite to ask.
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11-10-2005, 03:14 PM
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#3407
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have learned this the hard way already.
Boy - Vaughn
Girl - Lilly
I just tell people those are the names and that's that.
I've already gone through the annoying "let me give you my input" bit when relative of mine got all bent because I would not have a mass at my wedding. Told her I'd have a mass if she'd like to pay for the ceremony and invited her to take the matter up with my in laws. Seemed to shut her the fuck up.
If you knock my wife up, you can name the kid. Otherwise, unless I ask, don't offer the "naming advice."
I assume these names are OK, Balt?
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Hate to break it to you dude, but you need the consent of at least five other guys on this board.
Details are, understandably, a bit hazy.
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Last edited by spookyfish; 11-10-2005 at 03:23 PM..
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11-10-2005, 03:15 PM
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#3408
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The funny thing is, if you tell someone the two names you have picked out (for a boy or a girl) before they are born, it's okay to say they think the name is shit. But no one would dare say anything like that after the baby is born. I guess because then it's inconsiderate and rude?
Another thing you will avoid by refusing to tell people name choices is the inevitable, "Don't name your child _________ because I associate that name with somebody who is horrible in my office/college/church/whatever." It's not funny. These people are serious.
The only times it is appropriate to make fun of names are (1) before the soon-to-be-mom is actually pregnant, (2) to someone's face about their own name and (3) anytime, behind their or their parents' backs.
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I went to basketball camp with a kid named Adolph. The first day, the counselor called out "Uh, Adolph? You're not serious, are you?" I sooo wanted to see what that kid's folks looked like. That had to be some fucked up family right there...
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11-10-2005, 03:15 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It's all fun and games until someone busts out the strap-on.
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Next. Board. Motto.
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11-10-2005, 03:17 PM
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#3410
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you knock my wife up, you can name the kid. Otherwise, unless I ask, don't offer the "naming advice."
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In that case, I'm good with Lily, but Vaughn's gotta go. I'm liking the Thurgreed idea.
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11-10-2005, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Cletus
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have learned this the hard way already.
Boy - Cletus
Girl - Cletessa
I assume these names are OK, Balt?
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I really like Cletus.
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11-10-2005, 03:18 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No pillow-fighting was involved in the conception.
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Of course not. I already know you're not a sorority cheerleader.
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11-10-2005, 03:20 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Of course not. I already know you're not a sorority cheerleader.
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Yeah, but Mrs. dL was both a cheerleader and a sorority girl. I had to break her of her pillow-fighting habit.
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11-10-2005, 03:21 PM
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#3414
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
In that case, I'm good with Lily, but Vaughn's gotta go. I'm liking the Thurgreed idea.
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If you were the dad, I"m pretty sure he be thinking of it as named "planned parenthood appointment set for nest Tuesday."
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-10-2005 at 03:23 PM..
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11-10-2005, 03:22 PM
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#3415
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, but Mrs. dL was both a cheerleader and a sorority girl. I had to break her of her pillow-fighting habit.
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Just stop changing the channel during her "stories."
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11-10-2005, 03:22 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, but Mrs. dL was both a cheerleader and a sorority girl. I had to break her of her pillow-fighting habit.
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Oh adL, I thought more of you. I really did.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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11-10-2005, 03:24 PM
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#3417
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you were the dad, I"m pretty sure he be thinking of it as named "planned parenthood appointment set for nest Tuesday."
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That really cuts. You're such an asshole.
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11-10-2005, 03:27 PM
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#3418
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That really cuts. You're such an asshole.
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I'm an asshole?
Do you think it was nice to claim paternity for his first born?
Really, big picture wasn't mine the nicer of the two posts?
These are rhetorical questions, meant to help you learn to be more sensitive to the feelings of others.
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11-10-2005, 03:27 PM
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#3419
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Oh adL, I thought more of you. I really did.
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Why? The pillow fighting thing was really annoying.
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11-10-2005, 03:30 PM
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#3420
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm an asshole?
Do you think it was nice to claim paternity for his first born?
Really, big picture wasn't mine the nicer of the two posts?
These are rhetorical questions, meant to help you learn to be more sensitive to the feelings of others.
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I didn't claim it. Spooky assigned it to me. Not only are you an asshole, you have shitty reading comprehension.
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