Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 228

Shape Shifter · 08-24-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I know I am going to regret this but...............

Looking at your posts is like watching a police car chase on "The Worlds Most Amazing Videos". You just know the outcome is going to be bad but you just can't look away. You have also made the FB board infinitely more interesting, just like a gruesome car accident can make you look at a side of the road on your commute you have never noticed before.

I realize you asked for this, and told TM to give you an honest assessment, but I am a strong believer that when a female asks you if she is fat or unattractive you never tell them the truth. No exceptions. It is similar to the situation if you are hiding Jews in your attic, and the Nazis ask you if you are hiding Jews, you always, always lie.

But having said that, I am going back to the politics board; I just can't watch you humiliate yourself anymore. It is too painful. You really need to reread Bold and Brazen's post concerning this issue like six or seven times. It is spot on. And then get some therapy. Seriously. I am not kidding. The fact that you need acceptance and affirmations from completely anonymous posters on the internet is just not a good sign. I am almost sure you won't listen to me and will lash out at me for this post, but I had to give it a shot.

I cannot lie. I have no Jews in my attic.

Sidd Finch · 08-24-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ugh. So below the belt I told you I was kidding.

My first stage role was as the King in "The Punctuation Proclamation." The play concerns a king who, having mistaken a period for a fly, decrees that periods, commas, and the like shall no longer be used. Hilarity and confusion ensue. Eventually he reviews a menu and is disgusted by what appears to be a dessert of "coffee cigars."

Apparently, no one thought to replace the periods with a line-break. But I digress.

You really should read or see this play. The lesson, if absorbed, will make your posts more comprehensible. Which may or may not be a good thing, but still.

(I was in third grade, btw.)

Hank Chinaski · 08-24-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I know I am going to regret this but...............

Looking at your posts is like watching a police car chase on "The Worlds Most Amazing Videos". You just know the outcome is going to be bad but you just can't look away. You have also made the FB board infinitely more interesting, just like a gruesome car accident can make you look at a side of the road on your commute you have never noticed before.

I realize you asked for this, and told TM to give you an honest assessment, but I am a strong believer that when a female asks you if she is fat or unattractive you never tell them the truth. No exceptions. It is similar to the situation if you are hiding Jews in your attic, and the Nazis ask you if you are hiding Jews, you always, always lie.

But having said that, I am going back to the politics board; I just can't watch you humiliate yourself anymore. It is too painful. You really need to reread Bold and Brazen's post concerning this issue like six or seven times. It is spot on. And then get some therapy. Seriously. I am not kidding. The fact that you need acceptance and affirmations from completely anonymous posters on the internet is just not a good sign. I am almost sure you won't listen to me and will lash out at me for this post, but I had to give it a shot.

spanky, you gotta stay. please?

bold_n_brazen · 08-24-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I cannot lie. I have no Jews in my attic.

Because you moved them to the trunk of your VW Rabbit doesn't count.

Sidd Finch · 08-24-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Um, perhaps, and this is just a suggestion, every single remark does not require comment.

Really?

Replaced_Texan · 08-24-2006, 05:30 PM

I honestly don't care who, including my parents, know if I have sex toys with me. Apparently this is not the case for everyone.

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Officials: Man says penis pump is a bomb Thu Aug 24, 11:31 AM ET

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.

So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, was stopped Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

SlaveNoMore · 08-24-2006, 05:30 PM

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Shape Shifter
I cannot lie. I have no Jews in my attic.

But if you had an attic....

Hank Chinaski · 08-24-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I cannot lie. I have no Jews in my attic.

toys?

Sidd Finch · 08-24-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I am a strong believer that when a female asks you if she is fat or unattractive you never tell them the truth. No exceptions.

So you tell hot women that they are fat and ugly?

I'm surprised the strippers don't just beat you up.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-24-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
But having said that, I am going back to the politics board...

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Replaced_Texan · 08-24-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Spanky: the anti-patentparancy

notcasesensitive · 08-24-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I must have unnaturally long legs for my height, because an my adult-sized daughter had to sit behind my sister, who is 5'7. That was manageable.

Agree w/r/t the diesel Rabbit. I had one of these and mostly liked it.

Best features: Roomy and great mileage.

Worst features:

Not a good cold-weather car, unless you have a place to plug it in.

Vulnerable to leaking head gaskets. I personally had to replace two of these, which even then, was expensive (even to do it yourself) and a collossal pain-in-the-ass.

My first car was a 1980 four speed, two-door Rabbit (black with a red racing stripe and red vinyl interior - with hot pink/magenta plastic window turners from the sun). Not a diesel. Great car. My mom and I changed the distributor cap in the driveway (my only major car repair project EVER, well, maybe major overstates it a bit). This is why I like the cars that I like to this day. Heck, I might even consider a new Rabbit after they come out this fall. Loved it.

bold_n_brazen · 08-24-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Really?

It's twue.

str8outavannuys · 08-24-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you had actually been a lawyer you would realize the way one best attacks an argument is brick by brick, not trying to take the wall down all at once.

Doesn't it depend on how flimsy the wall is?

spookyfish · 08-24-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
toys?

No. Those were in his luggage.