Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its "FBetty". I know bc I invented this.

I think "FBetty" looks retarded. So I invented the new and imporved "FB Betty"...

You know, like Coke and Pepsi.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I agree. Horrible for 43. Unless she is "43" for publicity purposes, which actually means 50 in human years.

I would cry if I looked like that. If she is in fact only 43 (or even 50), she would certainly look better now if she had just taken really good care of her skin and figure rather than gone to some hack. And surely it's easier to mourn beauty lost to the passage of time than to the incompetence of a plastic surgeon. At least when you get old and don't pump your face full of shit, you still look like yourself -- just not your young self. As a soap actress, she must be terrified of the HDTV revolution. Soft lighting and gauzy lenses won't do the trick anymore.

Originally posted by dtb
Word.

There are some people who are just naturally slender (e.g., gwnc, Paris Hilton -- though I find her skanky-looking, it's not because she's too thin; Nicole Kidman; others I can't think of right now), and then there are those who starve themselves to a weight that is unnatural. I think the giveaway is when their heads look about three times too big for their bodies. (Nicole Ritchie, the new invisible LL, the skinny Olsen twin, overly skinny Renee Zellwhatever)

In the picture someone posted with LL in the black bikini, she didn't look freakish, but there's another picture floating around the 'net at some Cartier function where she's wearing a white dress, and she looks absolutely icky. Her elbows are too pointy and you can see her collarbone. Blech.



Found it (though there's one that's even worse).

1) Nicole Kidman only became scary skinny in the past year or two. APparnelty a diet of nothing plus sushi. I read in one of those rags that friends were concerned.

2) A visible collarbone = too skinny? Thats one of the sexiest parts of a woman. If your collarbone isnt showing, you might just be a Fat.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think "FBetty" looks retarded. So I invented the new and imporved "FB Betty"...

You know, like Coke and Pepsi.

For some reason, the red and white version of your avatar makes me think you are Alex de Large.

(That does not make sense. Wookies live on Endor.)

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I agree. Horrible for 43. Unless she is "43" for publicity purposes, which actually means 50 in human years.

Even then.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Even then.

You get no argument from me. I worry for AdL. How old is the wife and has she had her first facelift yet?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
From gorgeous to freakish, in four short years:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...Tylo,%20Hunter

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...Tylo,%20Hunter

And get another look at these terrible implants (I don't have words for the man standing with her):

This is what Steven Tyler would look like with implants.

Who's the Robert Evans imitator?

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think "FBetty" looks retarded. So I invented the new and imporved "FB Betty"...

You know, like Coke and Pepsi.

FB Betty misses the whole point. *sigh*

So I am reading this book called "The Straight Girls Guide to Sleeping with Chicks" which is kinda funny. Anyway, she gives a shout out to all the "spinsters, bitches and sluts". I thought of us.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Now. That. Is. A. Ratio. Even from a distance, her reproductive advantages are obvious.

I hate the fact somebody on these boards explained the Darwinian basis for getting excited by the sight of a nice ratio. I prefered the Eddie Murphy "Comedian" explanation of random wood.

There is a Darwinian basis for the ratio? Who would have thought.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is what Steven Tyler would look like with implants.

Who's the Robert Evans imitator?

Is that a banana in his pocket or is he just happy to see her shelf?

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think "FBetty" looks retarded. So I invented the new and imporved "FB Betty"...

You know, like Coke and Pepsi.

Most presumptuous. You cannot invent over another's invention, very declasse. The declassiest! I invented that. LOL!@

Originally posted by robustpuppy
For some reason, the red and white version of your avatar makes me think you are Alex de Large.

(That does not make sense. Wookies live on Endor.)

Something is very off about that red and white avatar, I agree. Though I never got why BnB went with that as an avatar in the first place. I don't get how it represents her. Maybe something more Boca like a tennis bracelet?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Something is very off about that red and white avatar, I agree. Though I never got why BnB went with that as an avatar in the first place. I don't get how it represents her. Maybe something more Boca like a tennis bracelet?

Like this better?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Like this better?

I think that would be perfect.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You get no argument from me. I worry for AdL. How old is the wife and has she had her first facelift yet?

She's 29, and no plastic surgery. Why the fuck am I suddenly the poster boy for men who puch PS on their wives? I think it looks freakish, especially when done by a hack (like that Tylo woman above, or Jocylen Wildenstein). Sheesh!

ETA: Jocelyn Wildenstein