Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 229

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-24-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Which choices are you planning to attack tomorrow? I'd like to get geared up. Gird my loins, so to speak.

I believe in the power of surprise. Maybe it will be the choice of car, maybe it will be the choice of career, maybe it will be the choice not to get hair plugs. I may wing it and come up with something else. You just don't know.

bold_n_brazen · 08-24-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I believe in the power of surprise. Maybe it will be the choice of car, maybe it will be the choice of career, maybe it will be the choice not to get hair plugs. I may wing it and come up with something else. You just don't know.

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

ltl/fb · 08-24-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Doesn't it depend on how flimsy the wall is?

Exactly.

And a minion, uh, I mean, individual contributor, brought me an ice cream sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shape Shifter · 08-24-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
But if you had an attic....

I would have an attic full of Jews.

bold_n_brazen · 08-24-2006, 05:39 PM

If one of you works at Performance Systems International, would you please PM me?

Thanks.

bold_n_brazen · 08-24-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would have an attic full of Jews.

C'mon. Who wouldn't?

eta: that every time I see this re: line, I read it by singing it to the turn of Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo.

You are all welcome to that earworm.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-24-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

You post it and it sounds sexy. He said it and it sounded as if he was reading a grocery list.
Stupid Kevin Costner.

str8outavannuys · 08-24-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
They aren't floppy.

And my husband stays home. it ain't a life of servitude.

And I had opptys. to stay home, a couple of very successful ex boyfriends but I wasn't interested. As evidenced by my choices...

It doesn't matter *who* stays home as long as someone who loves that child does.

They do so well with a parent home. sigh

Freakonomics says otherwise.

SlaveNoMore · 08-24-2006, 05:45 PM

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greatwhitenorthchick
You post it and it sounds sexy. He said it and it sounded as if he was reading a grocery list.
Stupid Kevin Costner.

Good call.

Flinty_McFlint · 08-24-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I know I am going to regret this but...............

Looking at your posts is like watching a police car chase on "The Worlds Most Amazing Videos". You just know the outcome is going to be bad but you just can't look away. You have also made the FB board infinitely more interesting, just like a gruesome car accident can make you look at a side of the road on your commute you have never noticed before.

I realize you asked for this, and told TM to give you an honest assessment, but I am a strong believer that when a female asks you if she is fat or unattractive you never tell them the truth. No exceptions. It is similar to the situation if you are hiding Jews in your attic, and the Nazis ask you if you are hiding Jews, you always, always lie.

But having said that, I am going back to the politics board; I just can't watch you humiliate yourself anymore. It is too painful. You really need to reread Bold and Brazen's post concerning this issue like six or seven times. It is spot on. And then get some therapy. Seriously. I am not kidding. The fact that you need acceptance and affirmations from completely anonymous posters on the internet is just not a good sign. I am almost sure you won't listen to me and will lash out at me for this post, but I had to give it a shot.

Shhh. You had me at "Nazis."

str8outavannuys · 08-24-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I think we need a little more guidance here. What do you want, and not want?

When I bought my car, I was looking for a convertible with a real back seat (for the kid) that got solid reviews from Consumer Reports and similar sources. That narrowed me down really quickly (to the BMW 325 and a Mercedes that was too expensive). But I don't know how you got from a Grand Cherokee to the stuff on your list.

I bought a Jeep GC with about 75000 miles on it a year ago for $8,000. I plan to drive it for three or four years, hopefully sell it for about $4,000, and buy another one with 75000 miles on it for $8,000.

bold_n_brazen · 08-24-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I bought a Jeep GC with about 75000 miles on it a year ago for $8,000. I plan to drive it for three or four years, hopefully sell it for about $4,000, and buy another one with 75000 miles on it for $8,000.

Um, perhaps, and this is just a suggestion, every single remark does not require comment.

Diane_Keaton · 08-24-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Are these Bruce lyrics?

str8outavannuys · 08-24-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
5 is nice. 3 is too small with kids.

7 is kind of cool looking like the back end is like a spaceship.

Like mercedes better tho.

everyone up near me drives an acura MDX they are sharp looking. not sure how they drive.

Everyone always skips over the 6 series, when those are the coolest ones. My F-I-L has a 650CI. It is freakin awesome.

Sidd Finch · 08-24-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

This post gave me a tremendous hard-on.

More billable hours down the drain. So to speak.