It was the wrong thread

Originally posted by Spanky
What happen to you in your life that has made you so bitter and angry.

"Ping! Pow!

Originally posted by Spanky
This is just ridiculous:

I give you two little snippets of what has exchanged between me and the Serbian and you are absolutely sure you know what is going on. You never got to see mannerisms, facial expressions etc. but you know what you are talking about.

And you are doing me a favor by telling me that I should just give up and this has nothing to do with your own internal issues but is just an altruist effort to save me from further humiliation of rejection. Which is a favor that my fake friends don't be seem to willing to grant.

Please.

If you are correct what is the down side of me keeping up the chase. What is the worst that can happen to me? I get turned down again. Oh no the horror?

I was just looking for some intelligent input and I just get these bitter harangue and knee jerk conclusions. No one, on the evidence you have received, can draw a final conclusion.

Do you not think I was aware of the fact that showing up at her work could be perceived as scary? I showed up and waited until she had some free time, I apologised for showing up but I said that it seemed the best thing to do. But if I was making her feel uncormfortable or causing trouble I could leave right away. When I told her I could just walk out of her life, I made it very clear that she would never hear form me again and I totally understand. No harm done. I was really polite about it, not threatening and made it clear I did not want to cause her any consternation.

An intelligent response would be:

Here are some possibilities.

1) She is so conflict averse that she really doesn't want you around but just can't even bring herself to hint at it. And that is why the mixed signals.

2) She is not sure if she can trust. She is slightly interested but at this point isn't quite sure if going out with me would be considered a stupid risk in this day and age.

3) She does like me but wants to make sure I am really interested and not out for a good time.

4) She is interested and doesn't think she has done anything to hint otherwise. She didn't call me because she didn't want to be too forward, but that is natural.

5) She has no idea what she is thinking and just lives purely in the moment.

6) She is not balances and her moods and feelings change constantly.

I think your response for my quest for intelligent input sheds a great deal more light on your personal issues than it does on my relationship with the Serbian. Although from other peoples responses, it seems people have been trying to warn me about this.

I have a very icky feeling. I am putting down my flag and stepping off the platform.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have a very icky feeling. I am putting down my flag and stepping off the platform.

What flag and platform? The cheering platform for Spankster? Stay on that platform, baby! He knows what he's talking about!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What flag and platform?

Waving on the trainwreck.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, you have NO relationship with the Serbian. I have more of a relationship with the people behind the counter at my dry cleaner. You have a better chance of fucking your plumber than you do the Serbian.

You are card carrying, 400%, off the cliff, looney tunes delusional. I love ya for it - you're the gift these boards have needed for months. But your elevator is not just missing a few floors - the car is not even in the goddamned shaft.

Tell me a bit more about this drycleaner. Does he offer you really good specials that he doesn't offer to your wife? Does it seem like sometimes he takes extra care with the creases in your pants? Has he offered to drop off the laundry at your workplace for you?

There might be some potential here if you keep an open mind.

[Miss Crabtree]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have a very icky feeling. I am putting down my flag and stepping off the platform.

Now, Now, Ms. Princess. Spanky's really a very nice little boy.

And weren't you the one who first starting bringing Spanky's little hormones to life here?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
Now, Now, Ms. Princess. Spanky's really a very nice little boy.

And weren't you the one who first starting bringing Spanky's little hormones to life here?

I can get Less to PM you the name of the strip club if you are still interested in the Serbian.

Originally posted by Spanky
Number one assumed she doesn't like me. But she is so shy she just can't tell it. Please pay attention.

I think "Please Pay Attention" is my favcorite PB Spanky condescension.

In fact, it may be the new "Ping! Pow!

Nah.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Waving on the trainwreck.

Oh. I have decided I am in favor of waving on the trains. Who knows, maybe they will slow and discover they really really like each other, and go off and make beautiful tracks together.

[Miss Crabtree]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can get Less to PM you the name of the strip club if you are still interested in the Serbian.

Please. How will I know which one is the Serbian?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
Please. How will I know which one is the Serbian?

Bring a picture of Grizzly Adams and see who flinches?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Tell me a bit more about this drycleaner. Does he offer you really good specials that he doesn't offer to your wife? Does it seem like sometimes he takes extra care with the creases in your pants? Has he offered to drop off the laundry at your workplace for you?

There might be some potential here if you keep an open mind.

He licks the crust off Sebby's crotch seams while SEbby is still in his pants.

Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
Now, Now, Ms. Princess. Spanky's really a very nice little boy.

And weren't you the one who first starting bringing Spanky's little hormones to life here?

No, but I made him a star.

[Snidely Condescending]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think "Please Pay Attention" is my favcorite PB Spanky condescension.

Hmmm. I suppose Spanky could be a relative on the distaff side.

(Father did always say that Mother's family had a few too many cousins married to cousins to be healthy.)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
He licks the crust off Sebby's crotch seams while SEbby is still in his pants.

I need a dtb ruling on how this compares to the showerdrain hair vest.