It's all about me - Page 23

Shape Shifter · 07-15-2004, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by bill killer
What's with all the sniffing? Was the scent of Bilmore's balls particularly noteworthy?

You're confusing bilmore and slave. But that's another story.

Gattigap · 07-15-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by bill killer
What's with all the sniffing? Was the scent of Bilmore's balls particularly noteworthy?

What? Several hours and no response from Grey Pubes? Was this, too, a Bilmore sock?

Oh, the humanity!

LessinSF · 07-15-2004, 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
That is so Monday afternoon.

But since the thread is closed your forgiven. Please try and keep up in the future.

You can never have enough Priests Gone Wild.

Alex_de_Large · 07-15-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
What? Several hours and no response from Grey Pubes? Was this, too, a Bilmore sock?

Oh, the humanity!

What's the deal, did Bilmore retire? If so, I missed that completely.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-15-2004, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Speaking of Philly - Tommy Chong was on Leno the other night - and surprise appearance by Cheech. It was great. Tommy spent 9 months in prison for shipping a bong to Philly? He said when the DEA came to the house at 5 in the morning with flashlights - he said "if you're looking for the lightswitch, it's over there, man." He also said that only 2 states prosecute for shipping a bong over state lines and that Philly was one of them. He had shipped the bong to a DEA run head shop (don't go shopping there).
Leno said that only in America can you get 9 months for shipping a bong and no time for killing your wife.

Hey, Philly may suck for a lot of reasons, but its not Pittsburgh. Chong was busted by a political whore AUSA right-wing Ashcroft/Santorum suck-up from Pittsburgh, NOT Philly.

We may have our problems, but we'd never allow a genetic defect to waste our tax dollars like that on this side of the state. Her shtick wouldn't last a half a month on this side of the state. If there's a just God, she'll be looking for work shortly, when her boy gets run out of DC.

As one who was until recently a registered republican, I can say without any hyperbole that she and her Jesus Nazi ally, Santorum, and the rest of their ilk should be boiled in poison oil for what they and their kind have done to the party.

But happily, they'll be gone soon enough. And you know what? I'm happy to get higher taxes... its worth it just to turn these idiots out on their asses.

spookyfish · 07-15-2004, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As one who was until recently a registered republican, I can say without any hyperbole that she and her Jesus Nazi ally, Santorum, and the rest of their ilk should be boiled in poison oil for what they and their kind have done to the party.

No hyperbole, indeed. I'm glad to see you showed some self-restraint here.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-15-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
No hyperbole, indeed. I'm glad to see you showed some self-restraint here.

I really believe it. I'd have a hard time offering any of those people a hand if they were drowning. They're just that loathesome.

I'd probably offer them the hand ultimately and hate myself for it later.

07-15-2004, 10:51 AM

Since it is dull here today, I pose a real question to spice things up.

I just ended a relationship. Earlier in the year, one of my closest friends died after a long illness. Em's spouse ("S") is also a close friend. There has long been an obvious (to me) but unspoken attraction between us. This felt somewhat intensified during the last year of my friend's life. S and I have continued our friendship since my friend's death. S just came back from a vacation (visiting spouse's family) and so I haven't yet informed S of the end of my other relationship.

I am afraid about what will happen now that I am also single. S is definitely still mourning the loss of em's spouse (as am I). S was an amazing spouse to my friend, even before my friend was sick.

I don't imagine anything happening immediately but my imagination has already taken me down a guilty path.

How scummy is it that I am even contemplating this? Discuss, please.

ABBAKiss · 07-15-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
How scummy is it that I am even contemplating this? Discuss, please.

Good lord. I made out with yet another stripper and a male friend last night while my husband was out of town. You are not even approaching scummy. Get over it and fuck S.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-15-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Bilmore was a good kayaker, and a good man.

He was... he was one of us.

He was a man who loved the outdoors, and kayaking, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carillo, and up to Pismo.

He died.. he died as so many young men of his generation before his time, and in your wisdom, Lord, you took him. Just as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe San, and Lan Doc, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Bilmore. Bilmore who loved to kayak.

And so, Billmore Baggins Karabotsos.. in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been....we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Comparing Bilmore to Donnie is just...well...perfect.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-15-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Good lord. I made out with yet another stripper and a male friend last night while my husband was out of town. You are not even approaching scummy. Get over it and fuck S.

You have a male friend stripper who isn't gay?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-15-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous

I am afraid about what will happen now that I am also single. S is definitely still mourning the loss of em's spouse (as am I). S was an amazing spouse to my friend, even before my friend was sick.

I don't imagine anything happening immediately but my imagination has already taken me down a guilty path.

How scummy is it that I am even contemplating this? Discuss, please.

What's the problem--that you had these thoughts before your friend died, so they're wrong even after the death?

Seems to me that widows/ers often remarry (or have relationships with) their spouse's friends. It kind of makes sense, seeing as you're not usually out on the singles scene. Since you're not married, all the better, since have the time homewrecking is going on as well.

ETCS

taxwonk · 07-15-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
What? Several hours and no response from Grey Pubes? Was this, too, a Bilmore sock?

Oh, the humanity!

Grey Pubes was the sock of another old skooler, now gone. Alas, our ranks are dwindling. Why, Flower, why?

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 07-15-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Since it is dull here today, I pose a real question to spice things up.

I just ended a relationship. Earlier in the year, one of my closest friends died after a long illness. Em's spouse ("S") is also a close friend. There has long been an obvious (to me) but unspoken attraction between us. This felt somewhat intensified during the last year of my friend's life. S and I have continued our friendship since my friend's death. S just came back from a vacation (visiting spouse's family) and so I haven't yet informed S of the end of my other relationship.

I am afraid about what will happen now that I am also single. S is definitely still mourning the loss of em's spouse (as am I). S was an amazing spouse to my friend, even before my friend was sick.

I don't imagine anything happening immediately but my imagination has already taken me down a guilty path.

How scummy is it that I am even contemplating this? Discuss, please.

It's hard to know the answer to this question, but would your friend that passed away, were his spirit floating around watching things, feel better about his wife getting involved with one of his close friends, who he trusted, than with some complete stranger?

My only advice - give it some time. Let it cool off a little (assuming that it's heating up) and let her get passed her mourning stage. If she still feels the same or if the feelings grow over the next 6-12 months, then go for it.

ETA: I note I am assuming the sexes of the people, where you have indicated none. Sorry for the assumption if I'm wrong.

Not Bob · 07-15-2004, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Good lord. I made out with yet another stripper and a male friend last night while my husband was out of town. You are not even approaching scummy. Get over it and fuck S.

I live such a sheltered life.

As for the anon poster -- I don't think that you should feel guilty about your attraction to your late friend's spouse. Don't be so hard on yourself.