New and Improved Celebrity Death Pool 2005

[robustpuppy]

Gilligan is dead.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Gilligan is dead.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

When will they learn? Huffing kills.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When will they learn? Huffing kills.

What's most fucked up is that he was about to start shooting a "reunion" fetish elder porno. Mary Ann and Ginger were on board. Mrs. Howell was trying to get insurance in case her artificial hip went out. Professor was there. Plot point he was to make a Viagra substitute out of coconut husks and seaweed when Gilligan couldn't get it up and the native chief insisted Gilligan do his grandma, or else war.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What's most fucked up is that he was about to start shooting a "reunion" fetish elder porno. Mary Ann and Ginger were on board. Mrs. Howell was trying to get insurance in case her artificial hip went out. Professor was there. Plot point he was to make a Viagra substitute out of coconut husks and seaweed when Gilligan couldn't get it up and the native chief insisted Gilligan do his grandma, or else war.

You can't do an Island Porn without Alan Hale's legendary hog.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't do an Island Porn without Alan Hale's legendary hog.

any post-menopause porn is bare back, it won't sell otherwise, and Hale couldn't get a sign off on the HIV test.

[notcasesensitive]

I finally had a moment to review. By my tally, 8 people had CJ Rehnquist. Atticus fell out of the tie for first (conf. to Atticus, had you ever e-mailed me the separation of church and state thing, I might have accepted it, however I think that actual appointment of replacement justices would have been required to make it official), and at the moment barely and Mr Man are tied for the lead with 3 picks each. They have picked the same 3 people, so no tie-breaker action going on here. If anyone has any deaths on their lists that weren't reported here, let me know so I can update the standings list.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(conf. to Atticus, had you ever e-mailed me the separation of church and state thing, I might have accepted it

Um, EXCUSE ME, I was under the impression that things that we did not e-mail to each other were to be kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL!!! I swear to God this place is going to hell in a handbasket. As bad as the Stalin Board was, at least there you could pretend to have e-mailed someone something and they had the FUCKING DECENCY to pretend to have received it.

Can we post our 2006 picks early? I nominate FBettyquette. R. I. P.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I need to get this drunk.

Did I whiff? I was in mourning. The second paragraph was the truth.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I finally had a moment to review. By my tally, 8 people had CJ Rehnquist. Atticus fell out of the tie for first (conf. to Atticus, had you ever e-mailed me the separation of church and state thing, I might have accepted it, however I think that actual appointment of replacement justices would have been required to make it official), and at the moment barely and Mr Man are tied for the lead with 3 picks each. They have picked the same 3 people, so no tie-breaker action going on here. If anyone has any deaths on their lists that weren't reported here, let me know so I can update the standings list.

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barely and Mr. Man clearly went to the same death pool site, and should be penalized two deats a piece for lack of origality and thought This isnt an open book test people


I cant believe Richard Pryor is still hanging in there. God bless him.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
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barely and Mr. Man clearly went to the same death pool site, and should be penalized two deats a piece for lack of origality and thought This isnt an open book test people


I cant believe Richard Pryor is still hanging in there. God bless him.

Bitch, please. How fucking hard is it to predict that the Pope was going to die and that perhaps the guy with thyroid cancer might kick it? Neither one of these guys was obscure (I venture to say that the Pope may even be more well-known world-wide than Richard Pryor). Don't be bitter just b/c neither your "psychic abilities" nor your googling skills extend to death pools.

Originally posted by barely_legal
Bitch, please. How fucking hard is it to predict that the Pope was going to die and that perhaps the guy with thyroid cancer might kick it? Neither one of these guys was obscure (I venture to say that the Pope may even be more well-known world-wide than Richard Pryor). Don't be bitter just b/c neither your "psychic abilities" nor your googling skills extend to death pools.

I was thinking of Max Schmeling- like you ever heard of him, or that Princess from some scandinavian country or whoever the fuck .

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I was thinking of Max Schmeling- like you ever heard of him, or that Princess from some scandinavian country or whoever the fuck .

I actually was shocked to find out that Max was still alive after seeing an article about his birthday. As a former European history buff, I remember him from the history books. The Pope and Rehnquist were gimmes. I went out on a limb with a few of my picks so there certainly was no conspiracy or simply checking a web site. Keeping track of the old and sick celebrities is a long term investment that sometimes takes years to pan out...

As my funeral company deal toy says: "Serving families one at a time."

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I actually was shocked to find out that Max was still alive after seeing an article about his birthday. As a former European history buff, I remember him from the history books. The Pope and Rehnquist were gimmes. I went out on a limb with a few of my picks so there certainly was no conspiracy or simply checking a web site. Keeping track of the old and sick celebrities is a long term investment that sometimes takes years to pan out...

As my funeral company deal toy says: "Serving families one at a time."

I stand seriuosly fucking corrected. Had I gone back and looked at yoru list, I might have caught my error. But there is no way barely legal ever heard of that guy. History and boxing are boy things.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I stand seriuosly fucking corrected. Had I gone back and looked at yoru list, I might have caught my error. But there is no way barely legal ever heard of that guy. History and boxing are boy things.

He was on my list last year, you fucking moron. Everyone on my list is very well-known except for him and some Irish politician dude that I picked b/c I saw an article about how he was dying right before we did our picks (and Irish people tend to die young b/c of all the drinking -- you're the one who told me that when you advised me to pick the old Irish baseball player last year, who didn't even die). So shut the fuck up and stop being bitter about losing something that doesn't even come with a prize.

[Shape Shifter]

I will miss him. *sniff*

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html