Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
That Slut!!!! [with a capital "S"] Someone needs to take her out.

Gladly. Got her number?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by dtb
And it's Salma Hayek. Not because she's especially hot (although, I think she is beautiful), but because she's gone out with TWO (at least) of my imaginary boyfriends, Josh Lucas AND Ed Norton.

That Slut!!!! [with a capital "S"] Someone needs to take her out. Anyone know where I can get Tony Soprano's phone number?

No, but you may want to sign up for MTV's new reality show, I Want a Famous Face:

This new show would harsh even the most reality-friendly viewer's mellow, as it tracks self-loathing wannabes going under the knife to get Brad Pitt's nose and Britney Spears's bosom. It's like watching people play Mr. Potato Head with their own bodies and minds. Goodbye uniqueness and self-acceptance, hello karaoke of the soul.

Link to boston.com review here

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

spooky the fish

Now I know what they mean when they say someone sleeps with the fishes...

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by baltassoc
So I saw the latest Arrested Development last night, and I'm now firmly on board as a watcher. That's some funny stuff. (For those who missed it, there was a friend of Dorothy bit, not really a spoiler)

What was with the cheap shot at Brian Doyle Murray? How random!!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

And did Jersey Girl do bad enough to kill of Ben Affleck? I saw the returns but dont know what is bad enough to do it. Str8? NFH?

The spin is that Jersey Girl escaped the taint of Gigli by opening at 8MM+. I think the fact that it's the best Kevin Smith opening ever is cause for some optimism among that lot. Still, 5th place is 5th place.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by dtb
And it's Salma Hayek. Not because she's especially hot (although, I think she is beautiful), but because she's gone out with TWO (at least) of my imaginary boyfriends, Josh Lucas AND Ed Norton.

That Slut!!!! [with a capital "S"] Someone needs to take her out. Anyone know where I can get Tony Soprano's phone number?

Fuck Tony Soprano. I want Wild Bill Hicock's number. Or maybe "Montana's." If you haven't seen it yet, watch Deadwood. It's bad ASS. There's a number of people (including one chick, whose name I don't know, but she did a very nice turn on "Without A Trace" recently) who should be walking around with wallets that say "Bad Mother Fucker" on them. Of course, our "heroes" include a Canadian and a jew, so maybe I'm biased.

Never on TV have everyone's two favorite "C" words been used so liberally and to such good effect.

[dtb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Never on TV have everyone's two favorite "C" words been used so liberally and to such good effect.

What's the second one? (After "Canadian"?)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The spin is that Jersey Girl escaped the taint of Gigli by opening at 8MM+. I think the fact that it's the best Kevin Smith opening ever is cause for some optimism among that lot. Still, 5th place is 5th place.

Smith's movies are annoying. Miles and miles of pointless dialogue. The man is in love with hearing his own idiot musings on everything imaginable.

And from one as verbose as me, that's a pretty bad insult.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby's post about the shining happy people reminded me of the movie Mrs. Not Bob and I saw this weekend -- The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Go see it. It is amazing. The guy from Slate called it the best movie in the last 10 years -- I don't know if I would go that far, but it is superb. Jim Carrey is *not* his usual manic self, and Kate Winslet *is* her usual fine acting (and looking) self.

It is funny. It is sad. It is (shockingly) romantic and sweet. Charlie Kaufman should get the Oscar next year for writing this one.

Again, go see it.

We saw that this weekend as well. Did anyone pick Charlie Kaufman in the death pool? I should have, because he is about to be run over by a bus or something. Nobody can get on a roll like this and not die a sudden death...

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
No, but you may want to sign up for MTV's new reality show, I Want a Famous Face:

Link to boston.com review here

I like the guy who wants to be J.Lo. He really did come out looking like J.Lo.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/i_want_a_fa...tients=Michael

edited to add: my bad - that IS a picture of J.Lo. No wonder there was such a resemblance. That will be an interesting one.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
edited to add: my bad - that IS a picture of J.Lo. No wonder there was such a resemblance. That will be an interesting one.

This one looks more realistic:

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by bilmore
This one looks more realistic:

Yeah - he'll DEFINITELY need butt implants.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Yeah - he'll DEFINITELY need butt implants.

Okay, how does one have one's "hairline lowered"? I would presume hair transplantation, but please tell me they aren't going to reposition or stretch his scalp so that it starts closer to his eyebrows.

(And if this sounds extreme, two points: first, I've seen more extreme plastic surgery on Discovery channel, and, second, let's not forget that on top of all the other work this person is going to have done, he will also ultimately have his you know what removed.)

[bilmore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
. . .let's not forget that on top of all the other work this person is going to have done, he will also ultimately have his you know what removed.)

That stupid hat? Good.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Okay, how does one have one's "hairline lowered"? I would presume hair transplantation, but please tell me they aren't going to reposition or stretch his scalp so that it starts closer to his eyebrows.

Actually, I think it does have something to do with repositioning the scalp. I have no clue how they do it to avoid scars below the hairline, though.

C'mon, poll: if you could look like a celeb, or transplant a body part, what would it be?

I think, if I were to have a celeb body-part transplant, I think would get Silvia Kristel's breasts.

BR(circa mid '70s, of course)C